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OFFICIAL - Terry Tate, Office Linebacker - "My Debut"

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    [Phone ringing]
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    Hey, Laura.
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    Hey, Paul.
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    Pew.
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    Hey buddy.
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    Wooo!!!
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    You know you can't bring that weak ass stuff up in this humpy bumpy!
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    You kill the Joe, you make some mo'!
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    You know that, baby!
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    Else you're in for a long day!
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    A long day!
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    'Cause triple T's up in this bitch!
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    [Music]
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    Some people said I was crazy when I brought Terry on board,
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    but I'm a firm proponent of paradigm breaking, outside the box thinking.
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    And, since Terry's been with us, our productivity has gone up 46%.
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    [Laughing]
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    Break was over 15 minutes ago, bitch!
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    I am an enforcer, man!
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    Don't nothing go down in my house.
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    It's 100% heart, baby!
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    Sure, I jack a few fools.
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    I give them the pain!
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    But sometimes it's about intimidation, you know?
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    It's mind games.
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    [Laughing]
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    Alright, I'll see you later.
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    Ahhhh!!!
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    Get ready for the pain, woman!
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    The pain train is coming!
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    Woo-woo! Woo-woo!
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    Ahhh!!!
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    It's in there! [Crying]
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    Thank you, Terry!
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    Thank you! Ahhh!
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    But what's really impressed me is how Terry's become part of the Felcher family.
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    He fits right in here.
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    [All together] Surprise, Ken! Happy birthday!
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    [Party blowers making noise and clapping]
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    As profits increase, the margin reaches a second break-even point here,
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    after which enterprise falls into loss.
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    Any questions?
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    You know you need a cover sheet on your TPS reports, Bridget!
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    That ain't your baby!
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    Hey, Terry.
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    Hey, Janice!
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    Mother fu...
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    That's not to say that Terry's gone soft.
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    He still does what he does best.
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    Ahhh!!!
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    [Banging things]
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    Terry: That's a long-distance call, Doug!
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    Of course, the office environment is, in fact, a violent world,
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    and injuries do occur.
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    Hi, Terry.
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    Hey, Dayna.
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    Nooo!
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    Oh, God, oh, sh...
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    [Groaning]
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    Playing hurt?
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    Baby, that don't phase me!
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    I don't got time for pain.
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    The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is.
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    Any bitch ass think I done loss a step?
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    Because of what happened? 'Cause what happened to my knee and such?
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    Well, he in for a surprise.
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    A rude, painful surprise!
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    [Crashing and shouting]
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    Woo, baby, yeah!
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    To be honest, I wish I had ten Terry Tates on team Felcher.
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    I just do my job, man.
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    I do what my God given abilities allow me to do, and I thank Jesus Christ for it every single day.
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    And do I enjoy what I do?
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    [Laughing]
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    Hell yeah.
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    [Slow motion sound effects]
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    These ain't your pens, Richard!
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    These pens belong in my house!
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    You can't come in my kitchen and kick my door and take a box full of ball points!
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    Your ass must be crazy!
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    [Music]
Title:
OFFICIAL - Terry Tate, Office Linebacker - "My Debut"
Description:

http://www.ReturnOfTerryTate.com
This is the very first episode of the documentary series they did. Who'da thunk it? Little old me, becoming a big star. Heh heh heh.
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:42

English subtitles

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