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[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]
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[Previously unaired footage]
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Do you want a drink?
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-I'm not sure if I should.
-You're right.
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-Okay, I'll have one drink.
-Really?
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-A miracle happened to me.
-Eh?
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There's a picture I want to show you.
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What? What is it?
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I was so suprised.
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You know how we went on tour to Nagoya...
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Yeah.
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-I went to a convenience store...
-Yeah.
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Remember how I bought this belt?
For losing weight.
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-A belt for losing weight.
-The one they were selling at the store?
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-Yeah.
-Like "You will lose belly fat with this".
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It's this one here...
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-Oh, is that Risako?
-That's right!
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I was so surprised.
I was like "Eh?"
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This is what you bought?
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You were there, remember?
You said "You should wear this!"
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The whole time I was thinking
that I've seen her before.
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She was on the package of
the belt you were wearing.
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Yeah, she's on the package.
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In a weird way, that made
me think this is destiny.
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-So that's what you meant with miracle.
-Yes, a miracle.
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I thought... you were already
dating or something.
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If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't have
to come to you for advice.
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That's true.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you!
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Thank you.
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-Cheers!
-Cheers!
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Delicious.
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So we went on a date yesterday.
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-You did?
-We did.
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-Yesterday.
-Where?
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We went to see a waterfall, then we
went to a café and talked a bit.
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-And went back home.
-And?
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Nothing happened?
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-Well, we didn't kiss or anything.
-Oh, okay.
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-Didn't think so.
-I know.
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If you did, you wouldn't have
told me that story first.
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-The one about the belly belt.
-Exactly.
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That's what it was like.
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I don't think I could watch
a kiss scene with you.
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No, you have to.
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Hona Ikoka, Gesu no Kiwami
Otome's drummer for example...
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You know how she's done nude scenes in
TV shows and stuff. I can't watch those.
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I can't watch those either.
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It's the same thing.
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I'm pretty sure it's a different thing.
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No, it's the same.
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Well, if I was taking my
clothes off, then yeah...
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I'm just afraid to see you on TV.
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One band member from "Dadaray"
said she was worried that...
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When you go out to eat with a girl...
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You know how you make noises when eating.
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You do that a lot.
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I see.
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I've never been bothered by that.
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But the girl from "Dadaray" said
that it was bothering her.
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Oh, I see.
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Apparently, girls are easily bothered
by someone making noises while eating...
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So she told me to give
you a heads up today.
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That's nice of her.
It's good advice.
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-But when I heard you went on a date yesterday
-I might have already been told.
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I realized my advice comes too late.
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I probably never notice it myself.
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-It's bad if you don't notice it yourself.
-Yeah, that's scary.
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I mean, you often say it's
going well, but then
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it turns out it was a misunderstanding.
-Yeah, well...
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Right.
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You're a hard-working person,
so you're pretty straight-forward.
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And when you fall in love with someone,
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you're like "This is my chance!"
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But then you find out she
sees you as just a friend.
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It's always been the same
for the past six years.
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That's right.
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So...
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I'm not saying you should
change your personality now.
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You should... try not to come off
too much as the funny guy.
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I see.
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Are you going back today?
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I am.
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When you get back today, how about
you start acting a bit cocky?
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Seriously?
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But then I'll feel like
I'm not being myself.
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But, you know, as a musician...
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There's something... unique
about musicians.
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-Like, mysterious.
-A mysterious side, yeah.
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Maybe you should let that
mysterious side show.
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Well, I guess so.
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I'm thinking...
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If you can make her think
"That guy's a musician!"
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If you suddenly start shouting
in a funny voice or something.
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-Like...
-I can't do that!
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She'll be like "What?" at first,
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but she'll realize there's
a different side to you.
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Like, "Wow, he's a genius!"
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Do you play bass at the house?
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Well, I don't play in front of everyone.
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-But I think...
-Are you playing in the guys' room?
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Yeah, I play by myself in the guys' room.
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You're insanely good at playing bass.
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That's not just what I think,
other musicians think so, too.
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You're top-notch right now.
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As a bassist.
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Yeah I don't know about that.
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You could practice in the living room.
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Just like Shohei used to
sing in the living room.
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But the others don't spend
much time in the guys' room.
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That's why you should
go to the living room.
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I see. You mean I should show off.
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Play some hard-core slap bass.
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If you do that...
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She'll be like "Wow, look at him!"
Sitting at the computer...
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I wonder... But yeah.
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But when she sees this she'll
find out that I told you to do that.
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And she'll think that's why you did it.
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Yeah, eventually.
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[Translated and Timed by MrsChap]
[Reviewed by koma]
