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[TRANSLATED] David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    You've never seen a body
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    quite the same as that of Houdini
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    slippery like linguini
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    sneaking outta teeny weenie little
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    spaces small enough
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    to fit your talent David
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    you're not a challenge David
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    your biggest endowment's
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    your bank account balances baby
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    so abracadabra you billowy bitch
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    man you look like a pirate
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    on the Las Vegas strip
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    I'm swallowing needles and spitting out evil
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    you couldn't escape from a flash paper bag
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    I'm badder with patter and matter of fact
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    you can't match all my skill
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    if you sawed me in half
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    When I was a child
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    you were a god to me
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    I had to do what you do
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    now you're like a Chinese wall to me
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    bitch I'll walk right through you
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    this ain't the magic that you're used to
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    I float a rose hands free
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    like it's Bluetooth
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    my grand illusions
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    make your parlor tricks irrelevant
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    the foot of lady liberty
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    is stomping on your elephant
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    you failed at making movies
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    and you failed at making kids
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    you should stick to what you're good at
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    and lock them lips
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    here's a tidbit that might drive you nuts
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    I bought half your shit
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    and I keep it locked up
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    got the slim fingers that were built for slights
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    you're a chunky stuntman dressed in tights
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    you talk shit about your hero
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    that ain't right
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    but you can look up to me now
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    I know you like heights
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    Your hack of a Bob Saget-y act
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    is embarassing
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    you're the saddest thing to happen
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    to Magic since The Gathering
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    I'm hanging by my ankles
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    from a crane I dangle
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    I got lox on my bagel
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    that you couldn't handle
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    smash your mirrors
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    leave your flying wires tangled
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    and you can't hide shame
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    with a camera angle
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    did somebody say Angel?
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    No
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    Oh
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    See what they'd be watching
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    if it wasn't for me?
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    I remind the world that magic
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    is supposed to make you happy
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    while you waste time
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    proving everybody wrong
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    I'm backstage getting my
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    supermodel groove on
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    you should relax take a private trip
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    to my private island
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    suck my private dick
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    I'll summon up a little Halloween brunch
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    deep fried sucker
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    with a side of punch
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide
Title:
[TRANSLATED] David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]
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Video Language:
English
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Epic Rap Battles of History
Duration:
02:21

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