Soda Sizes - Parks and Recreation

(Leslie) Miss Pinewood...recently,

many of the local restaurants have changed

their small sized option to a

whopping 64 ounces.

(Miss Pinewood) That's correct, and it is great for the consumer.

More bang for the buck.

Are we putting bargains

on trial here?

(Anne) How could any sane person call that small?

(Miss PInewood) Well, if the customer truly

wants a smaller size, there is an option.

Oh, you mean the little swallow?

Does anybody buy that?

Some people buy it for their doll houses

But, they're not very popular,

I mean, for only a nickel more

you get 64 ounces.

Well, uh... Paunch Burger just recently

came out with a new 128 ounce option.

Most people call it a gallon,

but they call it the regular.

Then, there is a horrifying 512 ounce version

that they call child size.

How is this a child size soda?

(Miss Pinewood) Well, it's roughly the size

of a two-year-old child

if the child were liquified. It's a

real bargain at $1.59.

I'm sorry, Miss Pinewood, but why

would anybody need this much soda?

It's not my place to speak for the consumer

but, everyone should buy it.

(Leslie muffled) Ugh.