-
- ♪ Ohhhhh... ♪
-
- (nasally voice)
♪ Squidward on a chair ♪
-
- (groaning)
-
- Mmm.
- Mm-hmm.
-
Mmm.
- Mm-hmm.
-
♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
-
- (FBE) Today, we're gonna
have you do a laugh challenge.
-
- All right, laugh challenges!
- No!
-
No laugh challenges.
- Why not?
-
- I suck at these.
-
- Can I laugh now
'cause I'ma lose.
-
- I never laugh. (giggles)
- I always laugh, so we'll see.
-
- It's true.
-
- (FBE) By now, you've
probably guessed this
-
won't just be a laugh challenge.
-
- Of course.
- Okay.
-
- Are we doing it with water?
-
- (FBE) So you can't
smile or laugh, but your mouth
-
is gonna be full of water.
- Wonderful.
-
- Yay!
- Sometimes it's easier with water
-
because you're more focused
on the water
-
and less about
trying not to laugh.
-
- I'm ready.
- I'm scared.
-
Just being in the room with you,
I'm already laughing.
-
- I know.
-
- I really want to win this time.
- Yeah.
-
Yeah, I think we're both
ready for this.
-
- (FBE) Here's your water.
- Ah, thank you.
-
- (both) One, two, three.
-
- (chuckling softly)
-
All right, we're good.
We're good. We're good.
-
(coughing)
-
- How am I supposed
to compete with this?
-
- (cracking up)
-
♪ (Denzel Curry, "Ultimate") ♪
-
- ♪ I am the one, don't weigh a ton ♪
-
♪ Don't need a gun to get respect
up on the street ♪
-
♪ Under the sun... ♪
- (moaning softly)
-
- ♪ Will pop the Glock
to feed himself and family ♪
-
- (muffled) Mm-mm.
-
♪ (rap music) ♪
-
- (snickering)
-
(cash register ringing)
-
- ♪ I am the one,
don't weigh a ton ♪
-
- (chuckling)
-
- (muffled) Mmmmm!
- (cracking up)
-
(buzzer)
-
(cash register ringing)
-
- ♪ I am the one, don't weigh a ton ♪
-
♪ Don't need a Glock to get... ♪
-
- (spitting)
- (snorting)
-
(chuckling softly)
-
Mmmmm!!
-
(silence)
-
- Yeah.
- (snickering)
-
(spitting)
- (laughing) No!
-
(buzzer)
-
- ♪ I am the one, don't weigh a ton ♪
-
♪ Don't need a Glock to get respect
up on the street ♪
-
- (nonchalantly) Hmm.
-
- Mmm.
- Mm-hmm.
-
Mmm.
- Mm-hmm.
-
- ♪ Ohhhhh, we're halfway there ♪
-
- Mm-mm.
-
- ♪ Ohhhhh... ♪
-
- (nasally voice)
♪ Squidward on a chair ♪
-
- ♪ Take my hand,
we'll make it, I swear ♪
-
♪ Ohhhh... ♪
-
- (spitting in slow-mo)
- (wheezing)
-
- That's my favorite meme! (laughing)
-
I'm sorry.
(buzzer)
-
- ♪ Ohhhhh... ♪
-
- (nasally voice)
♪ Squidward on a chair ♪
-
- (moaning)
-
- (nasally voice)
♪ Squidward on a chair ♪
-
- ♪ Take my hand,
we'll make it, I swear ♪
-
♪ Ohhhhh... ♪
-
- (nasally voice)
♪ Squidward on a chair ♪
-
- Mmm hmm hmm hmm. Hmm hmm.
-
Hmmm?
- Hmm.
-
- Hmm.
-
- (man) You just assured
me that I could speak.
-
- (groaning)
-
- (humming)
- Uh-uh.
-
- (police) We're
not assuring anything.
-
You're under arrest.
- (man) Look, I'm under what?
-
Gentleman, this...
- "...is democracy manifest!"
-
- (man) See that chap over there?
-
He-- GET YOUR HAND
OFF MY PENIS!!
-
- (spitting out water)
- (man) This is the bloke who...
-
Brynn! (shrieking)
-
(laughing)
-
- Dang it!
- (laughing)
-
- Kelsey!
(buzzer)
-
- (man) GET YOUR HAND
OFF MY PENIS!!
-
- Mm-hmm.
-
- (man) GET YOUR HAND
OFF MY PENIS!!
-
This the bloke who got me
on the penis, people.
-
- Come on, Meghan.
It's hilarious.
-
- (man) A succulent Chinese meal?
-
Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir.
- Mm-hmm.
-
- (man) Yes, I see that
you know your judo well.
-
Good one.
-
And you, sir, are you waiting
to receive my limp penis?
-
How dare-- get your hands off me!
-
- (laughing)
-
I tried so hard. (giggling)
-
- (centering breath)
- You got this, Derek.
-
- Mm-hmm.
(buzzer)
-
- (man) Are you waiting
to receive my limp penis?
-
How dare-- get your hands off me!
-
Ta ta and fairwell!
- (sighing)
-
I love that video.
-
- (Penny) The place looks great.
Did you get a maid?
-
- (Bernadette) Kinda.
(uproarious laugh track)
-
- (snorting)
- (Howard) Dinner's almost ready.
-
- Hearing other people
laugh is contagious
-
and that laugh was
not supposed to be there.
-
- (snorting)
(buzzer)
-
- (Bernadette) Kinda.
(uproarious laugh track)
-
- (Howard) Dinner's almost ready.
-
- Where is this
laughing track even from?
-
- (Howard) I'm sure you'll like
it's cousin, bowl of meat.
-
(uproarious laugh track)
-
- (Howard) This is for you.
-
- (Bernadette) It's back pay
for all the babysitting
-
and taking care
of Halley you've done.
-
- (mocking laugh)
-
- (Stuart) Um, I also take
care of Halley.
-
- (uproarious laugh track) OH GOD!
- (spluttering)
-
- (Bernadette)
And you live here for free.
-
- (spluttering in slow-mo)
-
It actually came out of my nose.
(buzzer)
-
- (Bernadette) It's back pay
for all the babysitting
-
and taking care
of Halley you've done.
-
- (Stuart) Um,
I also take care of Halley.
-
- (uproarious laugh track) OH GOD!
-
- (Bernadette)
And you live here for free.
-
- (Stuart) I do, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
-
(uproarious laugh track)
-
- (Raj) This is so generous of you.
-
- When is this over? (laughing)
- (spitting)
-
Oh my god.
(buzzer)
-
- (Stuart) I do, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
-
(uproarious laugh track)
-
- (Raj) This is so generous of you.
-
(scratching beard)
-
(silence)
-
(ladder rungs clanging)
-
- (both) Hmmm.
-
- (farting noises)
- (Yoda) Hmmm.
-
- (Luke) What's the matter?
-
- (Yoda) Sick have I become.
(moist flatulence)
-
See?
- Mmm.
-
(flatulence)
-
(prolonged fart)
-
(silence)
-
- (Yoda) Luke...
-
(squeaky fart)
-
- (Yoda) Luke...
-
(loud fart)
- (humming)
-
(farting continues)
-
- (Yoda laughing)
- (Luke sighing)
-
- (FBE) You guys won.
- Mmm!
-
Oh, that last one was so hard.
-
- I like this. We should do it again.
-
Kenira and I, we're gonna win one.
-
- After struggling so many times
on laugh challenges,
-
only getting out at the first video,
this is a win for me.
-
- Thanks for watching us
try not to smile or laugh
-
on the React channel.
-
- Subscribe for new shows every week.
-
- See you next time, everyone. Bye!
-
- Hey, guys, you probably
know this by now,
-
but I'm Zach, one of the producers
on the React channel.
-
Let us know in the comments
below what you want to see next.
-
- Hey, uh, wondering when I can
take this tape off.
-
It kind of hurts.
- Yeah, not any time soon.