After Ever After - DISNEY Parody

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LYRICS
If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Ariel
I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!

Jasmine
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali

Belle
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

Pocahontas
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men

Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got STDs

If you’ve ever wondered why

Disney’s tales all end in lies

Here’s what happened
after all their dreams came true

I loved being princess down in
this beautiful ocean blue

But mermaids are going missing

They end up in someone’s stew

So just try to put yourself in
to somebody else’s gills

You’re killing my ecosystem
with fishing and oil spills

Thank you BP

The British are killing
Oil is spilling

Now I can't see

Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins

Plus the Japanese killed
all my whale friends

Oceans are browning,
I think I'm drowning

Thanks to BP

Hey, I’m OK but I’m slightly scared

My husband’s a mark for the War on
Terror

Aladdin was taken by the CIA

We’re not Taliban,
you’ve got the wrong man

In Guantanamo Bay

Prince Ali,
where could he be?

Drowning in wawa

Interrogation from the nation of the "free"

Bin Laden’s taken the fall,
We’re not trained pilots at all

Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss

We’re for freedom,
Genie can vouch for us

Bush was crazy,
Obama’s lazy

Al-Qaeda’s not in this country

Set free my Prince Ali

A whore! A whore!

A whore, a whore, a whore!

This town’s gone wild since I married Adam

They think I’m going straight to hell

But the charges laid on me of bestiality

Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell

No, I’m overrun by mad men

I hear they plan to burn me at the stake

They legit believe I’m Satan

And now I hear that
PETA's gonna take my beast away

After John Smith traveled back to England

I helped my people cultivate the fields

More English, French, and Spaniards
came to visit

And they greeted us with guns and germs
and steel

They forced us into unknown lands of
exile

They pillaged, raped, and left us all for
dead

So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon

When I separate their bodies from their
heads

Wait! What?

Have you ever held the entrails of an
English guy?

Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?

Can you shoot an arrow in some
French guy’s eyeball?

Can you paint with the red colors in these
men?

I can murder if I please

'cause I’m dying of disease

I can paint with the red colors in these
men

Thanks to BP

Where's Prince Ali

Bestiality

I've got STDs