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The YouTube Red Rant

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    I know a lot of you
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    hate YouTube Red,
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    and you probably clicked on this video to
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    get some sweet, sweet ammunition,
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    to keep hating on YouTube Red but,
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    I'm sorry that this, this is not gonna be
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    that video.
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    Bryan "BOOOOO!"
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    For those of you unaware
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    YouTube Red is YouTube's premium
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    subscription service. Where you get
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    ad free YouTube, plus a lot of other
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    features for about ten bucks a month.
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    Now before you guys just light a fire down in
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    the comments below, because like I
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    betrayed you with clickbait.
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    Dying my hair pink? Oh, she's finally
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    gonna do it! (laughs)
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    Marina: "Hey! Physc! I didn't really dye
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    "my hair, this was clickbait."
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    (gasps)
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    There are some things that suck about
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    YouTube Red that we will get into.
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    But for now, first.
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    Two pizzas with cheese right?
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    Phone: "Yes it is, we will get it right there in
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    Phone: "about 45 minutes. And it's gonna
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    Phone: " be $29.50"
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    2-29.50? What do you mean?
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    Phone: "The pizzas cost $29.50"
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    But I want it for free.
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    Phone: " That's impossible, it's $29.50"
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    BUT I WANT IT FOR FREE!
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    Phone: "Have a good day sir."
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    I recently asked you guys on Twitter, "Is
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    content worth paying for?"
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    And the first option in this Twitter poll,
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    was, " Yes, quality is worth it."
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    Two, "Ehh, I'm good with ads."
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    And Three, "No, plus I don't want ads."
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    The results surprised and sadden me.
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    15% said, "Yes, quality is worth it."
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    60% said, " Nah, I'm good with ads."
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    And none of those options bother me at all
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    it's the remaining 25% that said, "No" and they don't want ads.
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    essentially saying, " Content isn't worth
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    paying for." Which begs the question,
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    "Then why are you spending your time
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    watching it?"
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    If it's not worth your money, it's not worth
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    your time.
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    Arguably, the only thing a human has of
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    value, worth exchanging is time.
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    And time equals money.
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    Like all those comments on like, you know
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    all those drama videos?
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    You see all these comments, they're like,
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    "This video is cancer!" "Kys!"
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    Then why are you clicking on these videos,
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    if you hate them so much? Like I never
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    understood that. Also, I often see that
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    strange phenomenon with certain
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    audiences. That claim ownership of the
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    content creator and their content.
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    If a creator makes this thing over here,
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    sometimes these certain audiences
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    feel like it's almost as if it is their right to
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    consume that content.
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    BUT I WANT IT FOR FREE!
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    Which bastardizes the relationship
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    between the creator and the audience on
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    so many different levels.
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    I understand the hunger for of that favorite
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    thing that you're favorite creator made.
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    However, holding your support ransom
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    until the hunger is satiated, defiles the very
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    integrity of their intent, regarding the future
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    creations that they make.
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    Are they creating because they wanna
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    create?
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    Or are they creating because they're trying
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    to satisfy the demands of their audience?
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    And then in a rush of cyclical irony, the
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    audience turns on their favorite creator,
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    because they doubt their intentions are
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    anything more than just thrust and
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    satisfying the masses. However, there's
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    still demanding to be satisfied.
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    'I have too much chips for my dip, and if i'll
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    open up my dip, I'll have too much dip for my chip."
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    The thing that sucks about YouTube Red
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    right now, is the fact that it's not available
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    in every country. Which means not
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    everyone can get including the people
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    that actually are willing to pay for it.
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    Rolling? Bryan: "Yep, rolling."
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    Hey, you know that thing that you were
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    wanting to sell? Can I-are you still selling it?
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    YouTube: "Yeah"
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    Can I buy it? YouTube: " No."
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    Uh, wha?
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    People are super pissed about this, but
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    the reality is that it's not YouTube fault.
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    YouTube, will put YouTube Red in as many
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    countries as it possibly can.
Title:
The YouTube Red Rant
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
11:58

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