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You are now watching the SHAYTARDS vlog,

just sit back, relax, follow along

to the things Shay says, to the things Shay does,

with his cool family and just because

he put his life online for you,

he's done it for a year let's hope for two,

I'm ready for a video so let it be clear

Hey, he's vloggin' here...

Good morning it is gameday, it is snowing outside

and it's an open stadium, at Bronco Stadium

So we need to get some tarps or ponchos or we're gonna be soaking wet.

But first things are first, people

Come on, let's not get our priorities out of whack

The kids have to go swimming first!

Are you guys excited?

Yeah...

[Babytard makes funny noises]

Babytard, I don't think you are very excited

I dunno, I can't tell - Are you excited?

Babytard: YES!

I can't tell!

Dad, can I push the button inside?

You absolutely can!

Babytard: Can I push the button inside...

Yeah, let's all push the buttons

it's like the Wonk-a-Vator

I don't know, push them all!

You guys having fun?

Cooper: YEAH!

Yeah?

Where's your water wings - can you swim?

Logan: Let's see how you swim in the water...

Logan: one, two...

Dude, I can throw my kids way higher than that!

That was lame sauce

Why are you wearing that, mom?

Cause, look at my hair and the game is...

I'm not going to the game with you wearing that!

What is wrong with this?

It's great, Madame Tussauds!

Hey we're headed to the game

here's the big crew

Are you guys excited?

Mommytard: Look we're matching...

Oh, me and my sweet sweet wife match

Where's your Boise colors?

Where's your Boise colors?

Alright, let's go

it's snowing - throw me my poncho!

Poncho me!

Everybody was at Walmart, we got ponchos

I got a yellow one

Where's yours?

Mommytard: Where's my poncho?

Mommytard: I wanna share with you!

Shay: AWW...

We're gonna get the ponchos

You have a green poncho?

Grandpa: If you don't know where your poncho is, I can't help you now.

Shay: GO BOISE WOOHOO!

[Honks]

They are like: "Shut up, I'm freezing!"

What's the fight song, Carlie?

Everybody sais: GO ORANGE

BIG BLUE

FIGHT, FIGHT

B S U! WHOOH!

[Honks]

I've never been looked at so annoyedly

Where? Left?

There's the stadium!

WHEEEW!

Mommytard is excited! Bundled up?

Yeah!

Shay: Very cute...

Guy: Sure you wanna go down here?

Oh dawg, I gotta traction control on this baby!

No, that should be fine...

Grandma: Are you sure, Shay? Let's go to the garage down below...

Shay, I would go to the garage.

You wanna go in the garage?

You got - there's room, in the garage?

You think I'll get stuck?

Guy: Yeah, it'll probably be better for you to go down the garage.

Shay: Alright.

Guy: Just back upand go straight down, it's right down in the middle...

Shay: OK

Mommytard: I was ready for snow on the hill...

We were gonna go sledding in the van...

Dang it mom, you ruined my fun!

I didn't want to have to pay for pulling you outta there.

Did he give me my money back?

OK, we are here at the game

it's gonna start in about 45 minutes

we're here at the "Smurf Turf"

the blue Smurf Turf

A little known fact about the field

you can't really see on TV is that it is bowed

like in the middle, it's higher than it is on the sides

so if it rains, the water flows off and goes down, off the field

The field is like a little hill

it's kinda hard to tell on TV, but when you are here, you can see it - it like goes up in the middle

I don't know if you can tell or not

but in the middle of the field it's higher than on the sides.

YOU GUYS EXCITED?

YEAH!

Sontard is excited, Mommytard is excited...

There's the Boise State Bronco, right there

there's the Bronco

What's up Bronco?

[National anthem]

[Cheers]

YEAHHH

Announcer: The team members of the Boise State Football Senior Class of 2010

Did you just say "Hola"?

Yeah.

HOLA!

Announcer: Boise State - the best all-time leading score - Kyle Brotzman

[Cheers]

That's the kicker - they didn't boo him, so that's a good thing

I don't think they would, but he is the dude that missed twice last week

Mommytard: They still love him.

Yeah, go Kyle Brotzman!

Very first play for Utah State

Boise quick stops and runs them backwards six

It's Carlie's friend actually

YEAH DADDY DARYL!

What's his name?

Daryl - we call him Daddy Daryl

For 52 Daryl - that was sweet man!

The soldiers over there on that roof, they are shooting off the cannon

or throwing snowballs at people at the stands - it's hilarious!

WHOOH!

YEAHH

HI, WAVE AT ME, YOU ARE PRETTY!

The pretty girl on the horse waved at me!

YAY!

Crowd: BOISE

Shay: SHAY!

See what I did there? I made it say "Boise Shay"

Hahahaha

Logan: I like hot chocolate!

HI MOM! WHOOO

COME ON, GET HIM!

WHOO! That scared the crap out of me! Did that scare you?

SHAYTARDS!

YEAH GO BOISE! [?]

It is 42 to 7, the are W-I-N-N-I-N-G-ing

How you spell winning?

W-I-N-N-I-N-G-ing?

I can spell...

WE LOVE YOU!

We've been harassing that girl on the horse the entire game

Everytime she comes by, we are like: "RUN THE HORSE FASTER!"

It's just waliking, we wanted it to run on the field

Is Carlie pinching your bum?

YES!

I was pinching her bum!

Boise wins 50 to 14, pretty [?] game

Mommytard: I don't wanna go home yet!

You're not wanting to go home?

Mommytard: I was not expecting that

I'm not as strong.

GO BRONCOS! [Honks]

We are back at the hotel, it was a fun game and we are just here in our bathroom

Hey check out our bathroom, this is..

Well my stuff goes, well I think...

Oh look, yeah, this is mine

but let's see, lots of stuff on the counter

Mommytard explosion - we've been here for less than a day and it's like

she's moved in 800 items.

ROCKTARD! How is my baby boy? Precious as ever?

Hey guys, ShayCarl here. I just wanna ask you a simple question:

Can I interest you in one BUTTERMILK BISCUIT?

Would you like a fresh, hot, steamy BUTTERMILK BISCUIT?

Because for the little price of zero dollars I'll give you a fresh, warm, moist BUTTERMILK BISCUIT

Mommytard, would you like a BUTTERMILK BISCUIT?

You have to say it!

BUTTERMILK BISCUIT

Say it again!

I want a BUTTERMILK BISCUIT!

[Shay laughs]

BUTTERMILK BISCUIT

Carlie: Thanks! Thanks for that.

Carlie!

Carlie: I don't wanna try...

Cooper!

Buttermilk Biscuit?

Rocktard! BUTTERMILK BISCUIT?

Well if you do, just let me know, 'cause I got fresh BUTTERMILK BISCUITS right here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - COME ON EVERYBODY!

Let's hear it! [Singing] HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SONTARD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Blow out the cherry! Oh, what did you wish for?

A strawberry?

[Funny voice] I had such a good delicious treat tonight at the restaurant HAHAHA

Mommytard: What is your name again?

My name is Iven and I try to drive a van HAHAHA

Hey Sontard, you've had a happy birthday? I hope you have a happy birthday today HAHAHAHA

I have you have a super super day!

My little man is growing up and getting so old HAHAHA

[Normal voice] I feel like I'm totally driving the wrong way, and Erin is following me

Cousintard: She is?

I'll cut her off at the pass...

[Funny voice] I cut her off at the pass, there she goes in her BMW

OH, she has the European motorship HEHEHE

Mommytard: Motorship?

I don't know what that means...

It's like it's funny for a minute and then it gets stupid and ridiculous and that's with me

[Funny voice] AT THE CAMERA! HAHAHA

BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW WITH THE MORE [?] BY THE SHAYTARDS!

BYE!

Mommytard: And cut.