Julia Roberts Acts Out Her Film Career w/ James Corden
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0:00 - 0:02WELCOME BACK, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS -
0:02 - 0:05THIS EVENING'S ROLE CALL WILL BE
A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER -
0:05 - 0:09OF THE ONE, THE ONLY JULIA ROBERTS.
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0:10 - 0:17HOW ARE YOU DOING, JULIA, ARE
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0:17 - 0:18YOU GOOD.
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0:18 - 0:18>> I'M GOOD.
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0:18 - 0:19>> James: YEAH?
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0:19 - 0:22HOW ARE YOU FEELING? ARE YOU
READY TO DO THIS? -
0:22 - 0:25>> IS AS READY AS I'M GOING TO
GET. -
0:25 - 0:28>> James: WELL THEN, WE SHALL
BEGIN. -
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
0:35 - 0:39>> James: I'M FROM NOTTING HILL,
YOU'RE FROM BEVERLY HILLS. -
0:39 - 0:46EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS WHO
YOU ARE, MY MOTHER HAS TROUBLE -
0:46 - 0:48REMEMBERING MY NAME.
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0:48 - 0:53>> I'M ALSO JUST A GIRL,
STANDING IN FRONT OF A BOY, -
0:53 - 0:56ASKING HIM TO LOVE HER.
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0:56 - 1:02( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
1:02 - 1:03SLIDE!
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1:03 - 1:05WELCOME TO MY CLASS: THE HISTORY
OF ART. -
1:05 - 1:11( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
1:10 - 1:12YOU'RE A GREAT STUDENT, LARRY
CROWNE. -
1:13 - 1:15>> James: WELL THANKS, MISS
TAINOT. -
1:15 - 1:20( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
1:20 - 1:22MARRY ME?
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1:22 - 1:29>> NOPE.
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1:29 - 1:31( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: ARE YOU SURE? -
1:31 - 1:33>> YEAH.
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1:33 - 1:40( DING )
>> James: DRINK YOUR JUICE. -
1:40 - 1:42SHELBY, DRINK YOUR JUICE.
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1:42 - 1:43>> STOP IT, MAMA.
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1:43 - 1:45>> James: SHELBY, DRINK THE
JUICE. -
1:45 - 1:46>> NO!
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1:46 - 1:47STOP IT, MAMA!
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1:47 - 1:50>> James: SHELBY, DRINK THE
JUICE. -
1:50 - 1:52>> IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE,
I'M GONNA LEAVE. -
1:52 - 1:53>> James: OH, I'D LOVE TO SEE
YOU TRY. -
1:53 - 1:55COOPERATE PLEASE!
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1:55 - 2:02( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
2:02 - 2:03>> CHARLIE, WHY IS THE C.I.A.
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2:03 - 2:06RUNNING A FAKE WAR IN
AFGHANISTAN? -
2:06 - 2:08>> James: YOU MAY BE THE SEXIEST
WOMAN EVER. -
2:08 - 2:10I'M NOT KIDDING.
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2:10 - 2:11>> ARE YOU PATRONIZING ME?
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2:11 - 2:20( DING )
>> James: HONEY, YOU'D DO JUST -
2:20 - 2:24FINE IF YOU JUST USED YOUR HEAD
A LITTLE MORE. -
2:24 - 2:27>> I'M NOT GONNA BE SLINGING
PIZZA FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. -
2:26 - 2:27>> James: THE BEST PIZZA!
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2:28 - 2:36( DING )
SO HERE'S THE BUFFET! -
2:36 - 2:38WHAT'S GOING ON?
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2:38 - 2:41>> YOU KNOW THE EXPRESSION,“
FALLING OFF THE WAGON, LEE?” -
2:41 - 2:43THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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2:43 - 2:48>> James: DOES THIS HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO ABOUT GWEN? -
2:47 - 2:48>> OF COURSE NOT.
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2:49 - 2:53I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY
SISTER.“ -
2:53 - 2:55KIKI?
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2:55 - 2:55KIKI-KINS?
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2:55 - 2:57I SMELL SMOKE? IS SOMEONE
SMOKING? STOP THEM KIKI, STOP -
2:57 - 2:59THEM.”
MORE BUTTER PLEASE! -
2:59 - 3:08( DING )
I'VE EITHER BEEN WITH A GUY OR -
3:08 - 3:09BREAKING UP WITH A GUY.
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3:09 - 3:12I HAVE NOT GIVEN MYSELF TWO
WEEKS OF A BREATHER TO JUST DEAL -
3:12 - 3:14WITH, YOU KNOW, MYSELF.
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3:14 - 3:16>> James: PREACH!
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3:16 - 3:30( DING )
♪ ♪ ♪ -
3:30 - 3:32>> I DON'T WANT TROUBLE.
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3:32 - 3:33>> James: I'M NOT TROUBLE.
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3:33 - 3:34>> YOU'RE TAKEN.
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3:34 - 3:34>> James: I'VE GOT TO SEE YOU.
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3:35 - 3:36>> TOUGH.
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3:36 - 3:37>> James: YOU KISSED ME.
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3:37 - 3:42>> WHAT ARE YOU, TWELVE?
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3:42 - 3:46♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
3:46 - 4:00( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
4:00 - 4:06♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
4:06 - 4:08>> James: HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU?
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4:08 - 4:10>> I WAS IN HERE YESTERDAY, YOU
WOULDN'T WAIT ON ME. -
4:10 - 4:12>> James: OH.
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4:12 - 4:13>> YOU PEOPLE WORK ON
COMMISSION, RIGHT? -
4:13 - 4:15>> YEAH.
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4:15 - 4:16>> James: BIG MISTAKE.
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4:16 - 4:17BIG.
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4:17 - 4:18HUGE.
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4:18 - 4:22I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING NOW.
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4:22 - 4:26( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( DING ) -
4:26 - 4:29HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
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4:29 - 4:31( DING )
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! -
4:31 - 4:50( DING )
( LAUGHS ) -
4:50 - 4:52>> I NEVER WANTED TO BE A
MOTHER. -
4:52 - 4:54DON'T YOU GET IT?
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4:53 - 4:55LOOK DOWN THE ROAD TO HER
WEDDING. -
4:56 - 4:58I'M IN A ROOM ALONE WITH HER,
FIXING HER VEIL, FLUFFING HER -
4:58 - 5:00DRESS.
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5:00 - 5:03AND MY FEAR IS SHE'LL BE
THINKING, “I WISH MY MOM WAS -
5:03 - 5:07HERE.”
>> James: AND MINE IS... SHE -
5:07 - 5:12WON'T.
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5:12 - 5:21( DING )
>> YOU ARE NOT UGLY. -
5:22 - 5:23>> James: WAIT, WHAT?
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5:23 - 5:25WHO THINKS I'M UGLY?
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5:26 - 5:28>> NO, JAMES. I'M DOING A SCENE
FROM MY NEW FILM, "WONDER." -
5:28 - 5:30>> James: WELL I HAVEN'T SEEN IT
YET. -
5:30 - 5:31WHEN DOES IT COME OUT?
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5:31 - 5:35>> "WONDER" WILL BE IN THEATRES
EVERYWHERE NOVEMBER 17TH! -
5:35 - 5:41( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
5:41 - 5:44IT WOULD WARM MY ANCIENT HEART
IF YOU COULD ACCEPT THIS MODEST -
5:44 - 5:46GIFT ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.
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5:46 - 5:48>> James: THAT'S VERY KIND OF
YOU. -
5:48 - 5:50>> JUST ONE BITE FOR GOOD
FORTUNE. -
5:50 - 5:53TO THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL.
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5:54 - 6:00( DING )
ONE-ONE-THOUSAND, TWO-ONE- -
6:01 - 6:06THOUSAND, THREE-ONE-THOUSAND,
BREATHE! -
6:06 - 6:11( DING )
>> James: TINK! -
6:11 - 6:12TINK!
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6:12 - 6:13>> I'M COMING PETER!
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6:13 - 6:20>> James: TINK!
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6:20 - 6:22( LAUGHS )
>> SAY IT, PETER. -
6:22 - 6:24SAY IT AND MEAN IT.
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6:24 - 6:26>> James: I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
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6:26 - 6:28>> YOU KNOW THAT PLACE BETWEEN
SLEEP AND AWAKE? -
6:28 - 6:31THAT PLACE WHERE YOU STILL
REMEMBER DREAMING? -
6:32 - 6:35THAT'S WHERE I'LL ALWAYS LOVE
YOU... PETER PAN. -
6:35 - 6:39>> James: I'LL NEVER GROW UP!
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6:39 - 6:45( LAUGHS )
( DING ) -
6:45 - 6:46I'VE NEVER MET A SPIDER BEFORE.
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6:46 - 6:50SO YOU EAT FLIES?
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6:50 - 6:56( LAUGHS )
>> NO, I DRINK THEIR BLOOD. -
6:56 - 7:03( DING )
>> James: LET'S BE HONEST HERE. -
7:03 - 7:05$20 MILLION DOLLARS IS MORE
MONEY THAN THESE PEOPLE HAVE -
7:05 - 7:07EVER DREAMED OF.
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7:07 - 7:09( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> OH, SEE, NOW THAT PISSES ME -
7:09 - 7:10OFF.
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7:10 - 7:13THEY MAY NOT BE THE MOST
SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE BUT THEY DO -
7:13 - 7:16KNOW HOW TO DIVIDE AND $20
MILLION ISN'T CRAP WHEN YOU -
7:16 - 7:17SPLIT IT BETWEEN THEM.
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7:17 - 7:20SO BEFORE YOU COME BACK HERE
WITH ANOTHER LAME ASS OFFER, I -
7:20 - 7:23WANT YOU TO THINK REAL HARD
ABOUT WHAT YOUR SPINE IS WORTH. -
7:23 - 7:25BY THE WAY, WE HAD THAT WATER
BROUGHT IN SPECIALLY FOR YOU -
7:25 - 7:27FOLKS.
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7:27 - 7:30CAME FROM A WELL IN HINKLEY.
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7:30 - 7:34( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
7:34 - 7:36>> James: WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
BRIEF? -
7:36 - 7:38>> EVERYONE I'VE TOLD ABOUT THE
BRIEF IS DEAD -
7:38 - 7:40>> James: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
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7:40 - 7:42( DING )
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU AND I -
7:42 - 7:44WON'T LET YOU LIVE WITHOUT ME.
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7:44 - 7:47>> COME QUICKLY, I JUST KILLED
AN INTRUDER! -
7:47 - 7:50( DING )
>> James: MARY REILEY. -
7:50 - 7:53MARY REILEY.
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7:54 - 8:07( DING )
♪ ♪ ♪ -
8:07 - 8:08>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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8:08 - 8:13>> James: I'M BEING GEORGE
CLOONEY. -
8:13 - 8:22( LAUGHS )
COFFEE, TEQUILA, A COUPLE OF -
8:22 - 8:25>> YOU'RE A THIEF AND LIAR.
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8:25 - 8:27>> James: I ONLY LIED ABOUT
BEING A THIEF. -
8:27 - 8:33( DING )
>> I LOVE YOU. -
8:33 - 8:34I'VE LOVED YOU FOR NINE YEARS.
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8:34 - 8:37I REALLY HAVE THIS GIGANTIC
FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU. -
8:37 - 8:38CHOOSE ME.
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8:38 - 8:39M-MARRY ME.
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8:39 - 8:43LET ME MAKE YOU HAPPY.
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8:43 - 8:48>> James: THE MOMENT I WAKE UP
♪ BEFORE I PUT ON MY MAKEUP -
8:48 - 8:54( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR YOU. -
8:54 - 8:59>> WHILE COMBING MY HAIR NOW
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
8:59 - 9:02♪ AND WONDERING WHAT DRESS
TO WEAR NOW I SAY A LITTLE -
9:02 - 9:05♪ PRAYER FOR YOU.
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9:04 - 9:09FOREVER AND EVER, YOU'LL STAY IN
♪ MY HEART AND I WILL LOVE YOU -
9:10 - 9:14TOGETHER, FOREVER, THAT'S HOW IT
♪ MUST BE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU -
9:14 - 9:17WOULD ONLY MEAN HEARTBREAK
♪ FOR ME. -
9:18 - 9:19>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
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9:19 - 9:21THE STUNNING JULIA ROBERTS!
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9:21 - 9:24COME ON BACK!
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9:24 - 9:30( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪ -
9:30 - 9:33♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) -
9:33 - 9:36WHAT ABOUT THAT, JULIA ROBERTS,
EVERYBODY. -
9:36 - 9:37(APPLAUSE)
- Title:
- Julia Roberts Acts Out Her Film Career w/ James Corden
- Description:
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Julia Roberts and James Corden act out snippets of scenes from Julia's unbelievable film career, covering everything from "Pretty Woman" to "Erin Brockovich" to her new film, "Wonder."
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke." - Video Language:
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- Duration:
- 09:46
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