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ניר וגלי - על האש

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    Shlomi, Shlomi! Here, here. Come, come.
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    Where are you?
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    Where am I? There's traffic everywhere.
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    Avi, meet my wife, Chedva.
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    Oh, finally I meet you!
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    Nice to meet you.
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    I thought you wouldn't make it.
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    Man, I just hit traffic you wouldn't believe it.
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    Instead of using Waze.
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    Yes Chedva, instead of using Waze.
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    Waze takes up all my battery.
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    You see he needs battery.
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    we were in traffic for four hours
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    at an intersection
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    and he was playing Angry Birds.
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    I'm checking emails from work for your information.
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    Shlomi, you're unemployed.
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    I'm between jobs!
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    You're six years "between jobs".
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    Do you want to make a scene out of this!?
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    Do you want to make a scene right now?!
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    Shlomi, Shmoli. Calm down man.
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    Why should you be fighting?
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    You're tired from the traffic, and angry
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    Come eat something and calm down, ok?
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    Ok.
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    Should I put you a skewer bro?
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    Excuse me?
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    Skewer man, it's almost ready.
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    You can't be serious!
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    What is this?!
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    Shlomi, innocent soul, calm down!
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    Is it chicken?
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    It's not chicken.
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    Come on, you almost gave me
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    heart-attack right now.
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    Really, were you serious?
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    You think I would put chicken on the grill?
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    You see, Avi and his nonsense.
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    So, what is this?
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    It is pargit (chick meat) my friend.
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    Are you joking with me?
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    No bro, it's pargit I swear!
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    You do you know what pargit is?
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    A bird?
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    My wife is a pargit!!
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    Oy va voy
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    Listen, you are not normal!
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    My wife is a pargit!!
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    Shlomi, my brother, I'm very sorry.
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    I thought it was a bird.
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    What bird? It's like I would come here
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    and put a big steak rigt in your face.
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    I know, I know.
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    You're a complete idiot!
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    Chedva, are you ok? Are you alright sweety?
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    She's ok, she's ok. Are you ok honey?
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    No..I can't handle the smell.
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    What?
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    The smell. It's my Aunt Miriam!
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    It's not Aunt Miriam.
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    It is Aunt Miriam, I can smell her.
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    Sweety, it's not Aunt Miriam.
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    There's no chance!
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    I don't know, there are no names on the bag.
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    Get rid of the bag already!
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    I'm leaving!
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    What?
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    Shlomi, I am leaving. I can't stay here!
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    Baby, it's ok. Listen he apologized
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    Chedva I apologize, I'm sorry!
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    I'm leaving now! Are you coming or not?
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    Tell me, are you not normal?!
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    I am not going back in the traffic right now!
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    Are you coming or not?!
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    No, I am not coming!
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    Do you want to make a scene out of this?!
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    Do you want to make a scene out of this right now?!
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    I'm leaving, bye!
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    Chedva, Chedva!
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    Coos Emek! (Profanity)
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    Yo bro, I'm really sorry.
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    Forget it.
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    You fought because of me.
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    Forget it, it's not just because of you.
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    It's been like this for a while.
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    Don't get married, Avi.
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    No. Who would want me?
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    Yeah.
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    Should I make you some pargit bro?
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    Put me some in a pita.
Title:
ניר וגלי - על האש
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Video Language:
Hebrew
Duration:
02:37

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