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[TRANSLATED] Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    Iwisa meet Caesar
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    he's a commander
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    who thinks he can dance with
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    Conan of the Savanna
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    but when I go hand to hand with you
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    I go hammer
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    knock off his dome
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    wrap it up in his own banner
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    send it back to Rome
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    with a message from the Zulu
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    if you battle Shaka
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    this will happen to you
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    if you cross that equator
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    you'll head straight into a massacre
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    and get fucked by more than
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    just Cleopatra in Africa
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    You talk a lot of shit
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    for a man wearing a diaper
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    I heard you had poison spit
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    where was it in this cypher?
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    cause all I hear is threats
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    from a brute with no discipline
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    and I'm ruling over you
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    like a boot full of my citizens
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    you should take your cow skin shield
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    and hide under it
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    you're fucking with the most triumphant
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    third of the triumvirate
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    I'm first of the empire
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    and last of the republicans
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    and hunting you accompanied
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    by legions of my countrymen
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    ask my kidnappers if I'm just a shit talker
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    Doc J dunk on you like
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    Boom Shakalaka
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    so don't go rattling your sticks at me
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    if I wanted to shake spears
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    I'd waggle my biography
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    Right I've heard of your play
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    tell me how does it end?
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    oh yes
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    you get stabbed many times by your friends
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    so whatcha gonna do
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    with your Roman swords
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    when the lines of your legions
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    get gored by the horns of the
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    Zulu
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    warriors!
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    trained on thorns
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    to dismember any emperor's
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    pasty white hoards
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    I got the strength of a lion
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    and the speed of a cheetah
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    and everyone knows
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    you're just a chicken Caesar
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    Oooh can I be a hyena?
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    cause I'm going to laugh
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    I'll pave roads with the bones
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    of your goat-herding ass
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    first my front lines will drop back
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    and spank you in the chest
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    then I'll decimate your horns
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    you can't outflank the best
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    let your reserves come at me
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    my ballista's cocked and ready
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    when I take aim
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    I always keep my whole crew steady
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    because there's no use in
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    murdering you and your heathen
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    you can grow my wheat for me
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    after you're beaten
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide
Title:
[TRANSLATED] Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]
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Epic Rap Battles of History
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02:18

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