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So, yeah, and then I was like
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Mr. Brown, like,
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that's not what my dad said.
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You're wrong.
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Oh my God, that's so cute.
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Oh my God, you're so cute.
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Yeah, I mean...
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he gave me like an A, so...
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Yeah, ok, you can go out with me.
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Oh, really? Oh, awesome!
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Or take me on a date as they say.
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Sure.
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There's just one little...little tiny thing.
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Oh...
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Do not. Have. A beard.
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Ok?
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Oh, yeah.
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You can't have it.
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You can't have one.
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Yeah, I understand.
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Ok?
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Under no circumstances.
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Ever.
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Ok.
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Can you have a beard, ok?
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Ok.
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Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
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All right.
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Here's my number. Bye!
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh God!
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What's up man?
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John!
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What's up, dude?
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John, it's back.
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What's back?
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It's all over my face, man.
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It...are you ok?
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It's all over my face, man.
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What's all over your face?
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Just hair.
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Hair?
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Yeah, hair.
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All over your face?
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There...there's hair all over my face.
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It keeps coming back.
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That's cool.
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Yeah, that's...that's happened to me.
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What do I do?
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You...you shave it with a shaver.
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Oh, you mean like cut it?
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Ok.
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How have you never...?
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What?
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What happens when you get hair on your face?
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I go to the store.
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I just usually shave it myself.
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You sh...you shave your face?
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Well...sometimes.
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But doesn't it bleed?
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Just go into the bathroom and open the door
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on the left-hand side.
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Ok, hold on a second.
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You weirdo!
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I need a haircut, actually.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey....
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You look cute!
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Do you...you have a beard?
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Well, yeah. I didn't, you know,
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want it to be weird.
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Like, we both have beards.
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That'd be so weird.
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Did you, like, shave right before you came?
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So, are you ready?
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Hey...hey, are you ready?