Dana Carvey - Who Will Be President?

Dana Carvey descibes who may become President in 2008

[Applause]

You are encouraging me way too much.

But I'm lovin' it.

Uh, you know, you think about this whole

era politically and, you know, that there's been a

Bush in the White House for 30 years, and it's

specifically Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton, and

a lot of poeple think it's like a ocnspiracy, someone

thought of this shit, you know, some kind of,

you know, Matrix, sci-fi kind of thing, some kind

of oracle, like you know, Ronald Regan in some

summit in 1988 planned the whole thing,

you know, [impersonates Regan],

"Well, I'll be president until 1988, and the George, well, then you can be president."

[impersonates George Bush Sr.]

"Well, thank ya." [cheers and applause]

"Lovin' it, lovin' to be prezzer, been a veeper

for a while. Love to go up to the big boy table.

Be a commander in chiefer. Wanna be a dos

eh termer."

[impersonates Regan]

"Well, no, you'll have one term, and

then we'll put in that Arkansas governor,

the really hearty one." [cheers and laughter]

[impersonates Bill Clinton]

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm lovin' it.

Thank you, Regan Oracle, I can't wait

to be president."

[impersonates Regan]

"Well, don't get cocky. Everyone knows you've

got a zipper problem." [laughter]

"Comedians will still be making jokes

about your horniness in the year 2008."

[impersonates Clinton]

"Get the fuck out of town!"

[Impersonates Al Gore]

"My name's Al Gore. Could I be president,

Regan Oracle? Could I be president of the

United States of America?" [laughter]

[impersonates Regan"

"Well, you'll win the popular vote, but you

won't be president." [laughter]

[Impersonates Gore]

"How does that work?"

[Impersonates Regan]

"You'll find out. But you will win

the Nobel Peach Prize."

[Gore] "The Nobel Peace Prize. What will I

win that for?"

[Regan] "It doesn't erally matter."

[Impersonates Ross Perot]

"This here's Ross Perot! Can I be president