White House Adult Day Care Center, Harvey Weinstein Is Fired - Monologue

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White House Adult Day Care Center, Harvey Weinstein Is Fired - Monologue
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-Well, here's what people are
talking about, a big story here.

Vice President Mike Pence
left the Colts game yesterday

after some of the 49ers kneeled
during the national anthem.

Yeah.

Also 'cause he heard
the phrase "man-on-man"

and got really uncomfortable.

"Let's go.
Let's get out of here."

Do you believe that, though?

He left before
the game even started.

Then Giants fans were like, "So?
We've been doing that all year."

-Oh! Hey!

Oh! Hey!

-I read that the cost of Pence's
trip to the game was $200,000,

if you factor in the flight,
security, and hotel rooms,

plus the ice cream in a helmet
Trump asked him to bring back.

[ As Trump ] I got to have
that little ice cream.

Two scoops. I asked for no nuts.

[ Normal voice ] Got to
go back and get him another one.

Hey, you guys,
today is Columbus Day.

And I read that some cities

are observing
Indigenous Peoples Day instead.

While most people said,
"Call it whatever you want,

as long as we get
a mattress for 30% off.

That's all we really..."

Yeah, and get this.

In his speech today,
Trump called

Christopher Columbus
a skilled navigator.

[ Laughter ]

Then, at his Comic-Con speech,

he called Darth Vader
a good dad.

What is he...

Did you see this?

During an interview
with Mike Huckabee,

Trump seemed to
give himself credit

for coming up with a word.

Take a look at this.

-The media is --
Really, the word --

I think one of
the greatest of all terms

I've come up with is "fake."

I guess other people have used
it, perhaps, over the years,

but I've never noticed it.

-Fake? Fake?

Yeah. What better way
to celebrate Columbus Day

than pretending
you discovered something.

You invented the word "fake"?

[ As Trump ] I guess people are
saying the word fake now.

I don't know.
It just came up to me.

I just invented "fake."

[ Normal voice ] Over
the weekend, President Trump

got into a Twitter fight

with Republican Senator
Bob Corker.

And check out
his tweet that Corker sent.

He said...

Now, a lot of people
don't know this,

but The White House
actually does

have an adult daycare center.

And we have the director,
Wendy Walker,

here to talk about it.

Are you there, Wendy?

-Yeah, I'm -- I'm here, Jimmy.
Uh, thanks for having me.

Hey, Donald, take that
crayon out of your mouth!

-All right,
thank you for being here.

Can you tell me
a little bit about

this White House
adult daycare center?

-Well, uh, first of all,
while these guys

are technically
classified as adults,

they're still working on
a lot of basic skills.

Yeah. Hey, Kellyanne, get that
crayon out of your mouth.

You know where
that was with Donald.

-All right, now, look...

Sorry. Is everything
okay over there?

-Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's fine.

We just had snacks, so
everybody's a little wound up.

Oh, geez. Why am I wet?

-What kind of
activities do you guys do?

-Well, we just did
a fun art project,

where everyone put
handprints on pieces of paper.

Here's Jared Kushner's.
-That's cool.

-Here is Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
-Yeah.

-And here's President Trump's.
-Okay. Thank you.

Wendy Walker, everybody.
Thank you very much, Wendy.

-Donald, don't jam that
crayon up there!

-That's nice.
They do art projects.

-The tiny hands.

-Another big story --
Harvey Weinstein was fired

by his company yesterday

for being accused of
sexual harassment.

Not good.

They said if he keeps it up,

he'll wind up with
his own show on Fox News.

-[ Laughs ]

-Finally, you won't even
believe this study.

-What's that?

-A new study finds that
playing outside

may help kids's eyesight.

-Oh.
-Yeah.

-Kids were like, "Cool,"

and then just took
their iPads outside.

We have a great show tonight.

Give it up for
The Roots, everybody.