[TRANSLATED] Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

When I apply my battle theory

minds are relatively blown

so take a seat Steve

oop, I see you brought your own

what's with your voice?

I can't frickin tell

you sound like WALL-E

having sex with a Speak & Spell

I'll school you anywhere

MIT to Oxford

all your fans will be like

"um, that was Hawk-ward"

I'm as dope as two rappers

you better be scared

cause that means Albert E

equals M C squared

You've

got no idea

what you're messing with here boy

I got 12 inch rims on my chair

that's how I roll y'all

you look like someone glued

a mustache on a troll doll

I'll be stretching out the rhyme

like gravity stretches time

when you try to put your little p-brane

against this kind of mind

I'm the best

I'm the Snoop Dogg of science

I'll be dropping mad apples on your head

from the shoulders of giants

I'm the giant whose shoulders

you'd have stood on

if you could stand

I'll give you a brief history of pain

with the back of my hand

you can't destroy matter or me

for serious

ripping holes in you

bigger than the hole

in your black hole theory was

There are 10 million million million million million million million million million

particles in the universe

that we can observe

your mama took the ugly ones

and put them into one nerd

you wanna bring the heat

with the mushroom clouds you're making

I'm about to bake raps from scratch

like Carl Sagan

and while it's true

that my work is based on you

I'm a super computer

you're like a TI-82

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide