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-[groans]
Bored. I'm boreder than bored.
-
I'm bored-a-lama-dama-ding-dong
bored. [laughs] Bored.
-
-Ow! Watch it, butterfingers.
-
-Hey! Another orange!
-
-Yeah, what of it?
And where am I?
-
-You're in the kitchen.
Are you my uncle?
-
-No. Don't be stupid.
-
-Are you my cousin?
-No. Now shut up.
-
-Are you my sister's aunt's
cousin's dog's father?
-
-You're barkin' up
the wrong tree, bucko.
-
-[laughs]
Good one.
-
Man, you're a funny orange.
-
-I'm not the funny orange.
I'm the angry orange.
-
You hear me? YOU HEAR ME?
-
-Yeah, I'm not the deaf orange.
[laughs]
-
-[grumbles loudly]
-
-Hey! Hey, Ornery Orange!
Ornery Orange!
-
-You are so very, very dumb!
-
-Heck, no.
In fact, I'm pretty fast.
-
I can spin 30 times in three
seconds while motorboating.
-
-Um... okay.
-Want to see?
-
-Not even a little.
-Too late!
-
[fluttering lips,
husk skidding against counter]
-
-Oh, stop it!
-
-Wah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-
-I got to get out of here.
-
I just need to figure out
where "here" is.
-
-I told you--
you're in the kitchen.
-
-Yeah? Thanks, Captain Obvious.
-
-I'm not Captain Obvious.
He's over there.
-
-I'm sitting on the stove.
[chuckles]
-
-Is everyone here a numskull?
-
-I'm not a numskull.
I'm an orange.
-
[laughs]
-
-[chuckling]:
Oranges are orange.
-
-Hey, hey Uncle Ornery.
I got a joke.
-
What does a grumpy cow saw?
-
-Uh, he probably says,
-
"SHUT YOUR YAPPER!"
-
-No, it says, "I'm moooody."
[laughs]
-
-Oh, I get it!
[laughs]
-
Moooooody.
[chuckles]
-
-That was so stupid.
-No, it was a pun.
-
-Okay, your turn,
Grumpy Grandpa Orange.
-
Tell a joke.
-I got to get out of here.
-
I can't take it anymore.
I need to call someone!
-
-[gasps]
Ooh, he's got an iPhone!
-
-Order us a pizza!
Order us a pizza!
-
-[grumbles]
-Pizza?!
-
Get extra anchovies, bro!
-
-Ooh-ooh, get peppers on it!
-Olives!
-
-Pepperoni!
-Extra cheese!
-
-Pineapple!
-Canadian bacon!
-
-Mexican bacon!
-Stuffed crust!
-
-Cat whiskers!
-Deep dish!
-
-Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP!
-
Did you just say cat whi--
never mind!
-
I'm not ordering a pizza;
I am calling a cab
-
so I can leave
this horrible place!
-
-Ooh! Road trip!
I'll pack my bags.
-
-You are not coming! Ugh!
-
[calmly]:
Siri, I need a cab.
-
-(Siri)
Did you say, "I need a crab?"
-
-[enunciating]:
Siri, I need to call a cab.
-
-I found five restaurants
that serve crab near you.
-
Would you like to see them?
-
-No. Cab! Cccccaaaabbbbb!
-
-Rhyme time! Jab, fab, stab,
-
crab... mab.
-I'm wearing a hat!
-
-[irate grumble]
I can't take it! Siri!
-
[slowly]:
I WANT A CAB!!!
-
-Are you searching for
hermit crab or king crab?
-
-RAAAAAAHH!!!
-
-King crab is already here.
[laughs]
-
-I...CAN'T...TAKE...
IT...ANY...MORE!
-
-[gasps]
That's gonna void the warranty!
-
-I don't care!
I hate this place!
-
I hate this phone.
I mostly hate you two.
-
I just want a cab...
so I can get out of here!
-
-Oh! You mean Crab Cab!
-
-I said cab! CAB!
-
[screeching]:
CAAAB!!!
-
-No. Crab Cab!
-
[crash!]
-Oww!!
-
Argh!
-Yo, somebody want a cab?
-
-Hmm... no. I'm pretty
sure he said "crab."
-
-I'm still wearing a hat.
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-[Orange laughs]
Knife!
