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Spongebob Squarepants - Suds (Episode)

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    ( snoring )
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    ( thunder rumbles )
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    ( thunder crackles )
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    ( yelps )
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    It's raining Krabby Patties!
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    Yeah!
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    ( moaning )
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    Huh?
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    ( stomach growls )
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    A quick midnight snack,
    and then it's back to bed.
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    ( Gary meows )
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    Ah, sleep tight,
    my little angel.
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    ( snores, meows )
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    ( stairs creak )
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    Nothing like a sea-nut butter
    and jellyfish jelly sandwich
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    to help you get to sleep.
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    ( snoring )
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    ( "Dance of the Sugarplum
    Fairy" playing )
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    ( alarm clock ticking; click;
    foghorn blows loudly )
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    ( teeth chattering )
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    ( yelps )
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    The fridge!
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    ( quavering )
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    ( teeth clatter )
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    ( shudders )
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    Whoa!
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    Oop!
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    ( groans )
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    ( teeth clatter )
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    ( meows )
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    Oh, Gary,
    I don't feel like myself.
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    ( meows )
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    Don't be silly, Gary.
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    I don't get colds.
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    I get the suds.
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    ( meows )
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    No, Gary... ( sniffles )
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    if I had the suds, I'd have
    bubbles coming out of me.
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    ( gears up to sneeze,
    then sneezes )
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    ( moans exhaustedly )
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    ( meows )
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    I can't get the suds
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    because then
    I'll have to miss work.
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    ( sniffles )
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    ( suppresses sneeze )
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    No, Gary.
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    I like wearing
    my underwear like this.
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    ( Gary meows )
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    I'm not sick.
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    I'm going to work.
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    ( suppresses sneeze )
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    SpongeBob,
    what's holding up
    those patties?
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    away, sir.
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    SpongeBob,
    what's wrong with you?
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    You're paler
    than a baby sea horse.
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    ( meows )
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    The suds?
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    Here's that patty
    you wanted, Mr. Krabs, sir.
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    ( gearing up to sneeze )
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    All right, SpongeBob,
    you're too sick to work.
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    No, Mr. Krabs, I'm okay, honest.
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    No, now go home
    and get some rest.
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    Nothing personal, lad.
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    I just can't have you sneezing
    all over my food.
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    CUSTOMERS:
    Huh?!
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    ( custom
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    houting )
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    No, wait. Wait!
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    ( screaming )
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    Oh, Gary...
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    ( sniffles )
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    I feel horrible.
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    ( sneezes )
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    Oh, who am I kidding, Gary?
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    I've got the suds,
    no doubt about it.
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    ( sniffles )
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    ( sneezes )
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    I better take care of this
    before it gets out of hand.
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    ( phone cuckoos )
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    Hello.
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    Sandy, I'm sick.
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    Can you escort me
    to the doctor's?
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    Oh, sure, SpongeBob
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    I'll be over there faster
    than a barefoot jackrabbit
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    on a hot greasy griddle
    in the middle of August...
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    Yeah, Sandy, thanks.
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    ( sneezes )
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    ( doorbell rings )
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    Coming.
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    Hey, SpongeBob.
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    Going skiing?
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    I'm sick, Patrick.
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    I'm going to the doctor.
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    What? Oh, you can't go!
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    Why not, Patrick?
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    I know a guy
    who knows a guy
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    who went
    to the doctor once
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    and the doctor's office is
    a horrible, horrible place.
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    It can't be
    as horrible as the suds.
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    Oh, it is, SpongeBob!
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    Well, first they make you
    sit in the... waiting room.
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    Is that the horrible part,
    Patrick?
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    No, it gets worse.
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    They make you read
    old magazines.
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    ( yelps )
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    Then the doctor pulls out
    his stethoscope.
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    No!
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    Yes!
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    It's a device
    so sinister
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    so icy cold
    when it touches
    your bare flesh
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    it... ( hisses )
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    ( shrieks )
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    No! No! No stethoscope!
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    No doctor!
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    No old magazines!
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    No... ( hisses ) no!
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    Patrick, I don't want
    to go to the doctor.
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    Exactly.
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    ( sneezes )
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    You got to help me
    get better, Patrick.
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    ( sniffles ):
    Please?
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    Would you like to be
    my doctor, Patrick?
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    What else are friends for?
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    ( gears up to sneeze;
    sneezes )
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    It appears as though
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    we'll have to plug up
    these holes.
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    This ought to do
    the trick.
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    Voila.
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    ( starts to sneeze,
    then stops )
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    Feel better?
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    I don't know.
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    ( sneezes, sneeze
    gets stifled )
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    ( sneezes, sneeze
    gets stifled )
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    eze
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    gets stifled )
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    Help, I'm shrinking.
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    No! Please,
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    No bubbles!
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    Patrick, your treatment
    is working.
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    You think so?
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    Sure!
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    At this rate
    I'll be cured in no time.
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    In fact, I'm going
    to call Sandy
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    and tell her
    not to come.
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    Thanks,
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    And they said I'd never make
    anything out of myself.
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    ( groans )
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    My fingers are too big
    for the buttons.
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    ( sniffles )
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    Dr. Patrick,
    could you call Sandy for me?
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    Sure, patient SpongeBob.
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    ( phone cuckoos )
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    Hello, Sandy?
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    Hiya, Patrick.
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    I'm calling on behalf
    of my patient, SpongeBob.
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    I'm on my way over
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    to take him
    to the hospital.
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    Uh... uh... that will
    no longer be required.
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    He is in my care
    as of today.
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    Well, I'm coming over
    to take a look.
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    I'll be over there
    faster than a barefoot
    jackrabbit on a hot...
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    Oh, yeah, yeah,
    the rabbit.
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    Don't bother, Sandy.
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    SpongeBob, quick,
    Sandy's coming.
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    We've got to make
    sure you're wl
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    or she'll take you
    to the doctor.
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    Don't touch me, I'm sterile.
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    Scalpel, please.
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    Feeling better?
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    Uh-uh.
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    Felling better yet?
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    Not really.
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    How...
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    about...
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    now?
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    ( groans ):
    I don't...
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    ( groans ):
    think so.
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    Feeling better?
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    No.
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    ( shrieks )
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    How about now?
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    Nope.
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    ( shrieks )
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    How about now?
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    Uh-uh.
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    ( shrieks )
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    SANDY:
    Hello, SpongeBob.
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    ( Gregorian chant plays )
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    Uh-oh, it's Sandy.
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    ( sneeze gets
    stifled )
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    PATRICK:
    There's no one home.
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    rick, you
    door.
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    ( sighs )
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    Patrick, sometimes
    I just don't understand you.
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    ( SpongeBob sneezes,
    sneeze gets stifled )
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    Hey!
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    Okay, Patrick,
    where's SpongeBob?
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    Uh... uh...
    he's not here at the moment.
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    Please leave a message
    after the beep.
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    ( imitates beep )
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    Okay, now, tell me.
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    Since when do you
    have two houses?
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    Since I ran out of space
    to put my stuff.
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    Uh-huh, yep.
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    Since when
    does your house have feet?
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    This is my mobile home.
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    ( SpongeBob sneezes,
    sneeze gets stifled )
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    Hiya, Sandy.
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    Hmm, the dirt therapy
    seems to be working
    ust fine.
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    Patrick, SpongeBob has to see
    a real doctor.
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    No, he doesn't!
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    I'm taking good care of him!
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    Show her, SpongeBob.
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    Ah...
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    ( birds tweeting )
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    ( crac
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    ops )
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    See? He's even worse
    than I thought.
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    What do you mean?
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    He's fine.
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    I'm okay, Sandy, really.
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    ( sneeze gets stifled )
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    I'm taking you
    to the doctor
    right now.
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    Hey, that's my patient.
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    You can't take him
    to t
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    Don't be silly,
    Patrick.
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    PATRICK:
    He's mine.
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    SANDY:
    SpongeBob, you'll
    be better soon.
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    I'll save you!
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    I'm ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-better,
    guys, really.
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    ( Patrick and Sandy grunt )
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    Now look what
    you've done, Patrick.
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    What I've done?
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    Everything was fine
    d up.
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    You should be arrested
    for impersonating
    a doctor.
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    Hey, I'm a
    Right, Spo
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    Right!
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    Huh?
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    SpongeBob?
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    I can't stop now!
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    Stop!
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    sneeze )
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    Well, Mr. Squarepants,
    it seems you have the suds.
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    Are you ready
    for your treatment?
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    ( sniffles )
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    You're not going
    to make me
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    read old magazines,
    are you?
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    No, silly, you get
    the sponge treatment.
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    Oh, Hans.
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    ( SpongeBob whoops )
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    SPONGEBOB:
    Yeah!
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    ( chuckles ):
    This tickles.
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    I
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    in!
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    ( whoops )
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    ( whoops )
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    I feel
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    s new.
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    I love the doctor!
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    HANS:
    Here's your lollipop.
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    A lollipop?
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    Hey, Doc, I got the suds, too.
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    We have a special
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    (
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    ( Patrick guffaws )
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    PATRICK:
    Hey, wait.
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    Ouch! Ooh, that hurts.
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    Wait!
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    Hey, this doesn't seem right!
Title:
Spongebob Squarepants - Suds (Episode)
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
11:36

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