Max Headroom 0x01 DAP 20030422 20 Minutes Into The Future Channel 4 Special

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This is Edison Carter, network 23.

Network 23, are you receiving me ?

This is network 23, intermittent voice loss.

Edison Carter to network 23.

Come on, clear this link.

Network 23 to Edison Carter.
Ok, we have the link strong and clear.

Your show is live in 2 minutes.

-Your controller is Gorrister.
-Thank you 23.

Hello Gorrister.

Gorrister here, Edison.

Right, are you above the incident ?

Descend in our guide you won't
clear of the chopper.

By the way you got competition.
It's quite a scene down there.

How long before I'm on air ?

You got 30 seconds.
We'll make it.

This is Network 23.

NETWORK 23

This is Network 23.
The network that...

...means business,
now transmitting live to the world.

The award winning Edison Carter on the
'What I want to now show'

3, 2, 1, go !

This is Edison Carter, asking
the question you want answered.

Right now what I wanna know is this.

Just what happen in appartment 42
in the last 60 minutes.

What I wanna know is:
who is suppressing the story ?

What is it somebody
doesn't want us to know ?

Come with me, live and right now.
Let's go and get some answers.

All right control, I'm going in.

Gorrister, do you have an update ?

All we have is it's an explosion under
the area we see of to all the residence.

Ok, cut to the eyewitness.
3..., 2..., 1..., go !

There's reporters and
metro police everywhere.

There was an awful noise and
a woman come running out.

They took her off.

Hello.

Nobody tells us why
we have to stay indoors.

All right control I'm getting
out of the chopper now.

Ok, from your position go north 300.

Building 84B

There's security on the maindoor
so I'll take you in on the east side.

-I'm getting up time code
-Ok control.

I want you to turn right.

Ok Edison, there is a intersection ahead.

Go upstairs and it's on the second floor.

- On the 42.
- Do you got any update on that ?

Apparently the woman's been hospitalised.

Yes.

But Carter's right at the scene !
What ?!

But he's just about to go on air !

On what authority ?

Move Carter out, just pull him out.

Hi Patrick.

Hi Edison, this man say
through here we no go.

It's typical, first time ever we get
through story before you

control just pulled us out.

Gorrister... Gorrister
I'm calling you on the link
how come this story is pulled ?

It just come down to Murray.

I'm not dropping this one
Gorrister, something smells.

I'm gonna go round the back
and see if I can access a window.

Edison it's pulled !

Come on in.

Gorrister...

Gorrister, Gorrister !
You maniac ! You...

I don't believe it !
Gorrister I'm in...

Gorrister!

All right yeah, bye.

Gorrister, you do not leave me
or anybody expose down there.

- Edison, what's the problem ? Easy.
- The problem is I almost got killed !

The job was pulled
I called you in.

You cut me off !

And no job is over until
I am back at base you little idiot !

Edison, come on.

I don't believe this prima donna crap,
not even from the great Edison.
Let me pass !

Get off me Murray.

It's my ass down there, not his !

You know what? Just give me a
controller that can do the job.

I just want somebody who can
keep me alive up there...

- ...the best.
- Okay, okay.

- The best !
- Listen, Edison...

I was out there once
I know how you feel,
but it stops there !

This is big isn't it ?

I don't know.

It was pulled from high up
...very high.

Did you succeed in pulling Edison Carter
out of there Mister Grossman?

Yes, fortunately your instructions
were carried off in time

Talking about the ratings.
We have every cause for satisfaction

Overnight ratings of Channel 23.

Low 1.5 million high to 3.6 million
what keeps us top network.

Projections for the
next hour are excellent.

Let's move to the Blipvert problem.

We may have to suspend

the use of the Blipverts
at least temporarily.

There have been as you know these
side effects on viewers...

However returning to conventional
30 seconds advertisement.

Will once again give our viewers
time to switch channels.

with the consequent dip in our ratings.

The very thing that Bryce
designed the Blipverts to prevent.

The Zik-Zak corporation
are very keen to press ahead.

By the ends of using our Blipverts.

Right now we are the only
network that have Blipverts.

Unless we use them, Zik-Zak
might deal with out competitors.

I do not intend to lose our major client.

There's probably no
connection with Blipverts

Good Heavens, isolated incidents of this
phenomenon have occured throughout history.

People do sort of blow out
Spontaneously combust, you know.

No, I don't.

We need some more informed
opinion on the matter.

So I've asked Bryce
to meet us on the video link.

Now he's our top man.
I want you to leave absolutely to me.

The head of research and devellopment
on the link Sir...

Hello there Bryce,
I need to talk to you about...

I'm rather busy.

I succeeded in computer-generating
a parrot on the screen.

Uh, my congratulations.
Whatever next ?

It squawks.

I wonder if you can find time to uh...

Illustrate to the board here this
little itch we got on your Blipverts.

Put simply, the human body has

millions of nerve endings.

Each carries an electrical charge.

Individually very tiny...

...but in combination
surprisingly large.

Normally people burn it off...

...but in inactive people
it just builds up.

But because I designed the Blipverts

to compressed 30 seconds of advertising
information into 3 seconds.

It appears the brain

violently stimulate these
nerve endings simultaneously.

In some subjects it
causes a short-circuit.

Some particulary slothful pitiful
viewers literally explodes.

131
00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,195
As simple as that.

I got a rather good example
of one on this Rebus tape.

NETWORK 23
RESEARCH & DEVELOPEMENT
BRYCE LYNCH
REBUS TAPE
PROJECT X6lN247
BLIPVERT PROJECT
** SECURITY CODE LOCK **

It won't be so damn simple
if Blipverts go global.

My God.

Look here, the only people who are
that inactive are pensionist

the sick, or the unemployed.

I take it your Rebus tape is
in an extremely safe place.

Of course.

But look it's not my problem.

Mine is to find a way
to stop channel switching.

We think it might affect sales if

people begin to suspect.

Well don't tell them then.

Unfortunately, one of our reporters
may have got quite near the truth.

We have to be very careful.

Well, fire him...or
you could always kill him.

Theora, I'm putting you
with Edison Carter.

He's the best we have at Network 23
a bit volatile but good.

Yes I heard, what was this
story he was pulled out from ?

Hi, Edison,
This is Theora Jones.

I had to prise her
away from world one.

I warned her you're a charmer.

Hi. Oh, how's the head ?

It's fine, how's yours ?

Right, where do you wanna start ?

No trouble or I stop your fucking
money, you know the rules.

Yes we do, why do you say
we start by breaking one.

See what we can get on
this rash of reporters

being pulled off
hot story for no reason.

Edison.

Sort of uh,
access the inaccessible.

Edison, leave it !

Now back off, I mean it !

Why start with the kind of material
you know we're not doing

What's so special about some
microwave oven going pop ?

Oh come on Murray. Since when did
people guard exploding microwave ?

Well, let's have a go.

There's no way through there
that's the executive level.

I know, let's try up
to the plumbing system.

From the lower level where
there's no security block.

How the hell ?

I access the security systems
Mister Carter ask.

This place is about as
inaccessible as I can get.

I leave you two together.

All right Theora,
what do you got on the line

apart from the dirty pictures ?

There's a missile missing from AKG.

That's hot, do you see that ?

And an assassination of the
whole medic team in Bolivia.

- How about that one ?
- Give it to Joe.

Bryce is a problem...

he's always on his computer
generating people business

he doesn't want to
know about Blipverts

and we must keep
them on air then.

Unless Bryce can sort out their effect,
we simply can't use them

you seen the Rebus tape
it's just terrifying.

We have no choice,
we're commited to the campaign.

And the Zik-Zak corporation
advertising contract,
with us is massive.

Massive or not, if this gets out
Network 23 is in serious trouble.

They got too damn close to
the truth twice already.

Theora, run that again
that last words.

Network 23 is in serious trouble.

They got too damn close to
the truth twice already.

Did they now ?

What's that crew doing on the roof ?

Apparently they cover Ben Cheviot
departure to New Tokyo...

...to sign a big Zik-Zak contract.

This promises to be the most
momentous meeting

in the history of telecommunications.

Or perhaps I should say the history
of communications of the world.

And we're looking forward to
a long and happy association.

I'm sorry Mister Cheviot we got camera
problem, could we do that again please ?

We always felt that the viewers
are the most important...

Eh ! What do you you guys think
you're doing, this is my story.

Go on back at control
I'll handle this one.

I understand Sir you're off to New Tokyo
to finalize the new Zik-Zak contract ?

Well uh, yes. This will be a major
partnership between Network 23, and...

What's the Blipvert problem ?

What ? Good God man,
this is completely out of order

Too damn close twice already.

Heh Mister Cheviot ?

The problem is,
whether I can trust you.

You see. We just had...

How much of that you got control ?
Are you busy tonight ?

Or maybe all night ?

Mister Carter,
we hardly know each other.

A rebus.
I think it's a kind of puzzle.

Mysterious pictures.

Pictures.

Alright, what am I
relative to you Control ?

You're 5 floors above me.

I'm getting all clear
on the security system.

Hang on, Edison.

Just a few moments.

Ok, hold your position.
Stand by.

We have the level.

I got a problem, I'm at the
entrance but I need the code.

I know, I can see you.

Right, now it's Bryce Lynch...

...7-10-88.
Libra, I might have guess.

Hum, okay, try BZ2UH.

Nuh-huh, try again.

Right.

How about 1J2FI?

Jesus !

Yes, we do that.

Yes sir.

Of course, it'll be
the usual expenses.

We can do that, yes sir.

Got a nice accident then ?

It's the parrot man again.
- Another one ?

He must need them by the dozen.

Where are we going to get one
at this time of night?

squawk !! Not a parrot,
but nasty little burgler

to be cornered
and perhaps, hit.

How about the playback unit ?

What's you way ?

Try the playback unit.

How'd you know ?

Some little kids never put things away.
Even the clever ones.

- I know all about little boys.
- Oh I just bet you do .

Camera check please.

Edison.
Edison, for Christ's sake.
I've lost picture.

What's going on?
Shit !

PROJECT BLIPVERT
SUBJECT Number 97

Shit !

Did you got it
It's unbelievable !

Look I'm getting you out of there.
Move ! Turn right.

What's the problem control ?

Intruders, two.They activated
the alarm in the elevator.

By the way, they're armed.

Oh great, any idea who they are ?

No but they are outsiders
not network men.

Is it a change of plans control ?

No change

I'm standing
by on basement camera.

This is level 6.

We're going up.

Look, I don't wanna be difficul but,
we're going the wrong way.

126 coming up.

If those guys are up there...

Okay, go ahead.

Go left.

Go to the intersection. Do not
cross the intersection until command.

Okay, go.

Edison, There's somebody
else in the system.

My bike !

Quick, the van !

He smashed my bike.

We made a deal Mister Breugel.

Why ?

He saw the rebus tape.

He's the best known reporter on air.

His show is top rating prime time.

He satellite globally.

And he saw the tape Mister Grossman.

You know what you're saying Bryce ?

I run a television network Bryce.

Not a goddamn hit squad !

It's quite rational.

Keep Carter on ice in a cryogenic unit.

On ice ?

Meanwhile, he's reports

keep coming in for a while

so no one will question
his sudden disappearance.

Bryce.

I don't wanna appear ungrateful

but how do we keep his
reports coming in huh ?

- Ourselves ?
- No.

I compute the physical
caracteristics of his head

then I imprint his memory,
his synaptic circuits

His synaptic circuits.

His mind, you know.

The brain his only a binary computer,
a series of on/off switches.

Then Mister Grossman...

I can generate this man into
the screen from my computer.

He'll be able to continue his
program and no one will know.

But he will in fact be computer generated.
Just like the parrot.

The parrot.

Yes, the supervisor please.

Supervisor.

Yeah, I'm tracing Mister E. Carter.
Edison Carter.

Ident number.

Personal ident code

...74928BDG6629.

Incident ?

Yeah, auto accident,
section 5, area 23.

No, we have nobody
answering this description.

The guilty party will be reported to the
network president Mister Grossman.

This is an automated complaint system.

I can dump dial all the
information in the mind

and replay it at will.

Then I can eliminate any
information I don't want.

My parrot squawks
in much the same way.

My research founds
must not be starved.

I have to have time and money.

- Do you ever sleep, Bryce?
- Only physically.

For the moment, the computer power's
only enough the generate a human head.

to many coordonates
for the rest of the body...

which naturally won't be needed.

This is the future,
people translates as data.

How this thing reproduce a mass of
reporters is more what I'm concern about.

this all situation has
become very disturbing.

His circuits are
randomizing a little

It will settle though. I need
more time on the week to generate.

Its bouncing, it takes a while
for the frame to read out
all the information.

Max Headroom ?

Goddammit ! Got that babbling
clown off the screen !

Kill it ! What kind
of a screw-up is this ?

- This is a joke Bryce ?
- Leave it alone !

Don't you dare touch him.

Him ? This junk is a machine !

This is not Edison Carter.

It is a computer-generated geek.

It is useless,
do you understand me ?

I understand your opinion
Mister Grossman.

And understand this :

you abandon that garbage,
you apply this unit to the crucial
matter of the Blipvert problem.

I want that resolved,
and I want it fast.

This parrot project
terminates now.

But you don't understands the
potential of this devellopment.

understand the potential
of this situation.

This electronic oaf has a record of
what Carter saw on the Rebus tape.

Smash it. Carter here
has the same information.

Although reluctantly we must
somehow get rid of him.

I do so hate wasting an employee.

I'll have Breugel and Mahler handle it.
They're willing to performing good works.

I don't like that Mister Bryce.
The little shit's too clean.

- Gives me the creeps.
- Cleanliness is close to Godliness.

That young man got some brain on him,
be worth a bob or two.

Not a great payer
our Mister Bryce.

Nice head though.

Is the body still alive ?

Is a bit alive, nasty
knock on the head that.

Hey hey hey ! Silly boy
Who's a silly boy heh ?

Hands are rare and expensive items
worth more than cameras.

Luddite.

Nightingale Body Bank, Priority: RED.
Urgent requirement. Male right leg,

condition of the body and materials:
Decapitation Victim.

That's it, they're short at Nightingales .

Mister Bryce didn't say
'kill him' did he ?

Nah, but he did say
'get rid of him' though.

What's the bonus
for a live dead body ?

Clinical brain death
only carries 20 points.

Yeah yeah, but he's still warm.

It's got to be value in that.

There is: 20 points,
goodbye.

Real banger that one.
See you laters folks.

Live on arrival.
Very tasty angle that.

Opens up possibilities.

What are we gonna do with
Mister Bryce's little toy here.

Well, he said he wanted it safe.

He wanted it in good hands
until he needed it.

He did yeah ? He said that ?

Right, right, wonderful.

You're tuned into the wired society,
this is Big-Time Television.

Day after day, making tomorrow
seems like yesterday.

You know we said, there's no future ?
Well, this is it.

This is Blank Reg,
talking to the blank generation.

hot and live from
Big-Time Television.

- Reg.
- And next up

- more of the same.
- Reg.

Have a nice day.
What happened ?

What is a crosshatch generator ?

- I don't know.
- We've been billed for one.

Ah yeah, Ah, they'll stick anything down.

I think it was some bent, uh,
cabling gear that Pancho slipped me."

Reggie Darling, how do you expect me
to run my business like this huh ?

- You don't help you know ?
- But they were cheap.

Why don't you just write in:

'Money in, money out'
and leave it at that ?

And if a creditor who wants
to see the figures what do I do huh ?

Just wave a piece of paper
and say 'This is what goes
and this is what comes out.' ?

You smoke too much, Dom.

Reg...

If you didn't nail you jeans to the floor
every night, they'd escape

so don't talk to me
about personal habits

We have just got
to find something better

- that this bloody old videoclips
- Dom.

Just because they're free,
doesn't mean to say
they're good you know.

I like 'em.

Big-Time Television.

What ?

A word in private, Reg.

listen to me Reg,
we got something for you.

- Very special.
- Yeah.

You being an expert.

You just press this white button
here and huh key things in.

Thing ?
What the bloody hell is it ?

Actually it's the red button.

No it's the white. But you gotta plug it in

I'd never have known that.

How much ?

Oh, well...

- Hello, Mahler here what can I...
- Mister Breugal.

Nightingales here, that body
you sold us has run away...

Huh, sorry Reg, a bit of business.

We'll talk about
the transaction later heh

it's rather good
for that sort of thing.

Eh Eh, leave it.

We have got a deconvenience.

There's no other that
the witching time of night

When churchyard yawn

and hell itself breath
contegion to this world

"Lady, should I lie in your lap.

No no, I mean, my head, upon your lap.

If I smashed his hand, he'll still
be at the body bank
Oh, it's gonna cost us this is

Have you seen a
blond man with a camera ?

Excuse me, have you seen a man
in a gown, carrying a camera ?

He's escape from the body banks.

Thank you very much.

A bright broadcasting,
good morning televisionists.

First up:
Dr. Duncan at dawn,
the video symptom show.

Theora.

DR. DUNCAN'S
VIDEO SYMPTOM SHOW

Dr. Duncan, I'm suffering
from a dreaful pain and pustule.
And excuse me, absolute agony.

just pop the old buttocks
against the lense would you.

Theora.

Theora.

Edison.

Edison, for God sake
where are you ?

Keep transmitting
I'm locating you.

Morning. I need your address.

I'm in bad shape.

Hello, nice to have your visit
please enter code.

And while you were out
this are your messages

Digital watch tunes, you can enjoy
them all on this cassette

Remember ? And...
...and the classic...

there's many many more
on digital watch two, volume 2

Available now, from Zik-Zak.

Hello there.

call this number and find out
what an incredibly nice guy God is.

He won't keep you waiting on the line,
he won't hang up on you.

My God, what happened ?

We don't even
know what it is.

It could be anything.

Might even be a bomb.

What did it cost reg ?

It's free. If it doesn't work
we try it back.

If it doesn't work what ?
Oh Christ, Reg.

We can't even afford decent program

let alone a cross-hatched rotavator thing
or whatever it's called.

Geronimo !

Go on.

Go on.

This is, live and direct ?

Why am I on air ?

Identify station.

Enter data.

Go on, Reg.

Enter "Big-Time".

This is live and direct on

Big-big-Big-Time

Am I on air ?

Bloody hell.

I beg your pardon ?

He, it's speaking to us.

You say something.

Talk to it.

Hello mate, I'm Reg,
this is my partner Dominique.

Bi-bi-big Ti-ti-ti-Time.

Hi, both of you.

Welcome to-to-to-to-to
Big-Time.

You want to check this ratings,
I seems to have an audience of 2.

Great.

Terrific.

-Where'd they get this
-Heh, what's it for ?

Hello, and welcome
to Big-Time Television.

Live and direct
it's Big-Time Televisión.

The station where 2 is company
and 3 is an audience.

Where does he get
all this from , Reg?

Un-bloody-believable.

Chaos is not helpful !

Please be seated.

Ben, what exactly have
the Zik-Zak Corporation said?

The all campaign is organised
around the use of

our Blipverts
preventing channel switching.

No Blipverts, no deal.

This contract is huge, we can't

just reject a
transglobal campaign.

We cannot withdraw
Blipverts now.

We can't go on using them,
they're lethal goddammit.

That is not proved.

That tape wasn't proof ?
What the hell do you need ?
A live demonstration ?

Ashwell, I find that tasteless.

It is very clear that Blipvert
is a brilliant breakthrough.

Half a minute of advertising
in 3 seconds. It's magnificent !

It is, it's although killing people.

We bury that kind of crap decades ago.

I'm not prepared to risk
my network over it.

- Ben, I'm talking ratings.
- And I'm talking people.

Same thing.

We must come clean on this,
if you won't, then I will.

We lose a connection loose on one
of the tube I try to fixed.

But we still have nothing
from the other night.

- Can you remember anything ?
- No, not a thing except bits.

I remember Bryce's lab and huh

a barrier arm and
some weird noises.

like voice I hear
it was Bryce and somebody

And some creep standing o ver me
with a scalpel and a body bag.

- Body banks are for dead people.
- Yeah.

And whoever was in the
system the other night,

certainly know what they were
doing. I nearly lost you.

You gonna get the chance to lose
me again tonight cos I'm gonna
get back to Bryce's studio.

Edison, are you fit enough ?

Ok, I'm going back into 23
and you'll need some clothes.

With me, there's one piece, I wanna explain,
Just stay tuned to Big-Time, more later

Yes of course.
I'll prepare the contract to you

Thank you so much, goodbye.

Heh Reg, come in quick !

- What's up ?!
- We've got a client.

Some TV Repairer or something.

I mean it's perfect for them

They love it.

He goes on the blink too much.

But that's just the point.

They want to use that.

Big-Time Televisión.
Ratings 1000.

Ratings 1000.

How am I suppose to get there ?
Stay Fred.

Reg, this is incredible

Over 1000 viewers.

You might get paid this month."

What the hell is that ?

His ratings ?

You're kidding ?

Why not ?

Max Headroom, 2.3 millons.

Why it's what you want innit ?

Max Headroom.

He could have his own show.

Big-Time !
This is Max Headroom
on Big-Time Televisión.

What I wanna know is

Does Esquimoes ever get bored
with their weather forecast ?

This is Max, Max, Max on Big-Time.

Amazing

If you're watching me

Who's watching Network 23 ?

A network with a great future behing it.

As they says when
you buy suppositories

with friends like those
who needs enemas ?

Go for it Max.

You son of a bitch, go for it !

We'll have the car-phone fixed
probably just a grilled microchip.

- Mister Bryce.
- You were supposed
to come back and report.

I should have no need
to call you on the viewphone.

Well, my mama wasn't feeling to good
and we just park round to see it

You did exactly as I asked ?

Oh, to the letter, one got rid of
and the other locked away.

Good, locked away.

I admire the clarity and
precision of your response

Perhaps therefore you could
clearly and precisely expain this

Big-Time Television.
Did the Chinese really have
30 different ways

of saying a simple little word

-(Max) and is why their population is so big ?
-Very like the other bloke.

-(Max) Chinese man...
-Film was it, Mister Bryce?

This really like this other bloke,
it is not a film

That Mister Mahler
is a complete person.

That machine is the coded mind
of the dead Mister Carter

Soon I'll be able to reconstruct
anybody on the screen.

Even you Mister Mahler

So accuratly that even your
own mum would know it was you.

I'll care to call it
the Phoenix, Mister Bryce?

My word, you could have all
your politicians in little boxes

very handy.

Now Mister Breugel,where is
Big-Time Television ?

We could move up the Polly show
Pulling an extra episode

- and get the standby show on line.
- And have the vacuum by midnight.

We can re-run 'Rat-killers'
it was a success.

We could go porno early.

What do you have to say Ben ?
What actualy did it ?

It's only 2 %

2 % is 26 million consumers, Ben.

What if they start switching channels
it's war, you know that.

It happens all the time,
we're used to it.

If we were still running Blipverts
instead of regular adverts

It wouldn't be any channel switching.

The Blipverts have only been
out of the air 10 hours

and already the ratings are 3.7 % down,
Ben, not the 2 % you suggest.

I'm gonna reinstate Blipverts.

And that's final.

More class.

Reggie, I take it all back.
You are brilliant.

This Max thing will keep you
in beers till we can swim and all

I'm starving I'm gonna micro some huh

Alpha Betty's spaghetti letters
on tomato sauce. If you want some.

Don't offend me.

This Max has got a weird facility

His data storage is huge right ?
So I can access a lot of info right ?

Clear the command
like he was a mixer

But it's not just
built-in data you know,
2, 4, 8, 16 and 32.

He jumps, and it's not just information

It's like...intuition.

Oh Reggie darling

It's only a bloody old voice box
with a load of bytes.

Booted and of it goes

It's just all the peoples
phrases he uses.

Then how come he's got
a sense of humour?

There's something very odd here
those two goons having Max

not in their league,
doesn't add up though.

It adds up on my figures

Max is making this station.

And what if the real
owner wants him back ?

Over my dead body.

It might be.

I'm gonna put on the wheels
on the bus back on, just in case.

Ok Bryce, let's start
with the other night.

Give me a graphic

Not withholding.

It's ok we'd stated.

28 and 42 are approaching
Get analysis on that.

That was unpleasant.

not half as unpleasant
as its gonna be

when the Blipverts have
their altered effect.

Somebody, sometimes is
going to make a connection.

He, look at this.

That climb is exponential

The figure are near the thousand

Let's take a look anyway, they
may have something worth chasing.

I understand why people prefer
watching television to the radio.

They worked out how boring
it is watching the radio.

This is Max Headroom on Big-Time.

I had to spend a little time
recently with a parrot, it's true.

I won't tell you why, but what
amazes me is why anybody

would wanna spend any time at all
Sitting at home teaching a bird to talk

I mean, what's wrong with
the rest of the family huh ?

And of course they teach him
something really interesting

like 'who's a pretty boy ?'

- What I wanna know is...
...rich men's food...
- Get, me, Bryce.

Have you left him, like this ?

Now, Bryce.

Where is it ?

That parrot station...
I think Carter might have it.

Carter ?

But you tell me he was...
Who did this to you ?

Carter.

How do we find him ?

How, dammit ?

Breugel and Mahler.
They know.

But it is a significant distance.

How much ?

-How I should think huh
-At speed it will be much fuel.

At speed it will be much fuel.

Thank you very much.

"Destruction our delight.
delight have made us so...

''7 little girls

sitting in the backseat
everyone in love with Fred

I said why won't one of you come
and seat besides me

this is what the little girls say
altogether now 1, 2, 3,

Keep your mind on the driving
keep your hands on the wheel

keep snooty eyes on the road.''

Oh look.

''We have fun,
seating in the backseat

being all there with Fred.""

Ok, we're here.

Close the doors lads.

Direct for the body bank.

Don't move.

You're not going anywhere.

Murray, you getting all this ?

You realise what this means ?
You wanna transmit ?

They won't transmit it.

What do I do, Ben?

Do what you have to, Murray.

Okay.

We interrupt this program
for a special news flash.

For the details, over now
live and direct to Edison Carter."

Mister Grossman,
Boss of Network 23.

You're gonna tell me exactly
what I want to know about Blipverts.

The whole story.

The world is watching
live and now on Network 23.

Tell me sir,

When did you first
learn that Blipverts

Cause people to
spontaneously explode ?

What a load of bollocks.

Parrots are only one rung
above politicians, though.

You'll always know when they're lying:
their lips move."