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Bacon City - Epic Meal Time

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    -Can I get $100 worth of nuggets please?
    -(server) Uh, nuggets?
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    -Yeah.
    -(server) Uh...uh...how many nuggets?
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    -Uh, whatever $100 will get me.
    -Okay, so...
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    Math.
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    It's New Years and people are
    making New Years resolutions
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    so we thought, "Yo! Let's resolute
    some [bleep] as well!"
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    -This year, I'm going to find Kony.
    -Pop!
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    -Wait...did we find him yet?
    -I don't know.
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    My New Year resolution is I promise to
    stop mentioning Nirvana albums by name.
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    Wait? Never mind.
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    I'm gonna find time to do
    more important things,
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    like spend time on Tinder. Just Tinder.
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    My New Years resolution is
    to aid in the construction of a bacon town.
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    We'll have a bacon concert, and then
    we're gonna drop a huge meatball
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    in honor of New Years on that concert.
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    So you're just going to do
    Epic Meal Time?
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    Yeah, we're gonna do Epic Meal Time.
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    52 times, at least, this year.
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    Fashion that ground beef
    into a half moon.
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    If you don't know what
    a half moon looks like,
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    just look at the necklace of any dude
    walking out of a Hollister store.
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    And while our noodles cook,
    we watch our own videos!
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    Put some Red Bull in our noodles,
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    cuz' no energy drink in
    your noodles is so bitch [bleep].
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    Glue those four walls together like
    they were Arn Anderson, Ric Flair,
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    Ole Anderson and the other guy.
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    The Four Horsemen! Whooo!
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    We made our model city out of bacon.
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    Monocle Brians used to make
    model planes in his basement.
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    But then he started farming Bitcoin
    and he's hella loaded now.
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    He cruises around in a real plane.
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    We used maple syrup as glue in this
    episode, so I guess you could say
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    "There's glue-ten in this episode."
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    Cover your buildings in bacon like
    Whitney Houston covered Dolly Parton!
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    Now you're my angel, Whitney.
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    Rest in peace.
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    Now you want to make sure
    your meat's cooked.
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    If it looks like Lieutenant Dan's leg, keep cooking.
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    (wild applause)
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    We built this city.
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    We built this city on rock and roll!
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    And bacon.
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    Five...four...three...two...one!
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    Happy New Year, sucka'!
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    (audience scream in agony)
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    (all laugh)
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    You guys are sick, man.
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    You guys havin' fun or what?
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    Next time we eat a turtle neck sweater.
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Title:
Bacon City - Epic Meal Time
Description:

Epic Meal Time bringing in the new year by rocking out in our bacon city!

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http://books.simonandschuster.com/Epic-Meal-Time/Josh-Elkin/9781476746012
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http://www.indiebound.org/book/9781476746012
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:24

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