Bacon City - Epic Meal Time
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0:00 - 0:04-Can I get $100 worth of nuggets please?
-(server) Uh, nuggets? -
0:04 - 0:08-Yeah.
-(server) Uh...uh...how many nuggets? -
0:08 - 0:12-Uh, whatever $100 will get me.
-Okay, so... -
0:14 - 0:14Math.
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0:18 - 0:20It's New Years and people are
making New Years resolutions -
0:20 - 0:24so we thought, "Yo! Let's resolute
some [bleep] as well!" -
0:24 - 0:27-This year, I'm going to find Kony.
-Pop! -
0:27 - 0:29-Wait...did we find him yet?
-I don't know. -
0:29 - 0:33My New Year resolution is I promise to
stop mentioning Nirvana albums by name. -
0:33 - 0:34Wait? Never mind.
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0:35 - 0:37I'm gonna find time to do
more important things, -
0:37 - 0:40like spend time on Tinder. Just Tinder.
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0:40 - 0:45My New Years resolution is
to aid in the construction of a bacon town. -
0:45 - 0:48We'll have a bacon concert, and then
we're gonna drop a huge meatball -
0:48 - 0:51in honor of New Years on that concert.
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0:52 - 0:54So you're just going to do
Epic Meal Time? -
0:54 - 0:55Yeah, we're gonna do Epic Meal Time.
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0:55 - 0:5752 times, at least, this year.
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1:03 - 1:06Fashion that ground beef
into a half moon. -
1:06 - 1:07If you don't know what
a half moon looks like, -
1:07 - 1:11just look at the necklace of any dude
walking out of a Hollister store. -
1:11 - 1:15And while our noodles cook,
we watch our own videos! -
1:15 - 1:17Put some Red Bull in our noodles,
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1:17 - 1:20cuz' no energy drink in
your noodles is so bitch [bleep]. -
1:22 - 1:25Glue those four walls together like
they were Arn Anderson, Ric Flair, -
1:26 - 1:28Ole Anderson and the other guy.
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1:28 - 1:30The Four Horsemen! Whooo!
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1:35 - 1:37We made our model city out of bacon.
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1:37 - 1:40Monocle Brians used to make
model planes in his basement. -
1:40 - 1:43But then he started farming Bitcoin
and he's hella loaded now. -
1:44 - 1:45He cruises around in a real plane.
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1:48 - 1:51We used maple syrup as glue in this
episode, so I guess you could say -
1:52 - 1:55"There's glue-ten in this episode."
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1:57 - 2:00Cover your buildings in bacon like
Whitney Houston covered Dolly Parton! -
2:00 - 2:01Now you're my angel, Whitney.
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2:02 - 2:02Rest in peace.
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2:04 - 2:06Now you want to make sure
your meat's cooked. -
2:07 - 2:10If it looks like Lieutenant Dan's leg, keep cooking.
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2:26 - 2:27(wild applause)
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2:27 - 2:29We built this city.
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2:29 - 2:33We built this city on rock and roll!
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2:33 - 2:34And bacon.
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2:34 - 2:42Five...four...three...two...one!
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2:43 - 2:45Happy New Year, sucka'!
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2:45 - 2:49(audience scream in agony)
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2:50 - 2:52(all laugh)
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2:52 - 2:53You guys are sick, man.
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2:54 - 2:55You guys havin' fun or what?
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3:03 - 3:04Next time we eat a turtle neck sweater.
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- Title:
- Bacon City - Epic Meal Time
- Description:
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Epic Meal Time bringing in the new year by rocking out in our bacon city!
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- Duration:
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Sara Huang edited English subtitles for Bacon City - Epic Meal Time | |
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Sara Huang edited English subtitles for Bacon City - Epic Meal Time | |
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Sara Huang edited English subtitles for Bacon City - Epic Meal Time |