Bacon City - Epic Meal Time

Epic Meal Time bringing in the new year by rocking out in our bacon city!

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-Can I get $100 worth of nuggets please?
-(server) Uh, nuggets?

-Yeah.
-(server) Uh...uh...how many nuggets?

-Uh, whatever $100 will get me.
-Okay, so...

Math.

It's New Years and people are
making New Years resolutions

so we thought, "Yo! Let's resolute
some [bleep] as well!"

-This year, I'm going to find Kony.
-Pop!

-Wait...did we find him yet?
-I don't know.

My New Year resolution is I promise to
stop mentioning Nirvana albums by name.

Wait? Never mind.

I'm gonna find time to do
more important things,

like spend time on Tinder. Just Tinder.

My New Years resolution is
to aid in the construction of a bacon town.

We'll have a bacon concert, and then
we're gonna drop a huge meatball

in honor of New Years on that concert.

So you're just going to do
Epic Meal Time?

Yeah, we're gonna do Epic Meal Time.

52 times, at least, this year.

Fashion that ground beef
into a half moon.

If you don't know what
a half moon looks like,

just look at the necklace of any dude
walking out of a Hollister store.

And while our noodles cook,
we watch our own videos!

Put some Red Bull in our noodles,

cuz' no energy drink in
your noodles is so bitch [bleep].

Glue those four walls together like
they were Arn Anderson, Ric Flair,

Ole Anderson and the other guy.

The Four Horsemen! Whooo!

We made our model city out of bacon.

Monocle Brians used to make
model planes in his basement.

But then he started farming Bitcoin
and he's hella loaded now.

He cruises around in a real plane.

We used maple syrup as glue in this
episode, so I guess you could say

"There's glue-ten in this episode."

Cover your buildings in bacon like
Whitney Houston covered Dolly Parton!

Now you're my angel, Whitney.

Rest in peace.

Now you want to make sure
your meat's cooked.

If it looks like Lieutenant Dan's leg, keep cooking.

(wild applause)

We built this city.

We built this city on rock and roll!

And bacon.

Five...four...three...two...one!

Happy New Year, sucka'!

(audience scream in agony)

(all laugh)

You guys are sick, man.

You guys havin' fun or what?

Next time we eat a turtle neck sweater.

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