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Come on...
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In you go...
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Aha!
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Come on...
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In you go...
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Yes!
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Driver!
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Commence Operation: Sell Pogba!
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I’m Gonna take this ass...
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Down the M6 road...
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I’m gonna ride...
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Til’ His ass is sold
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We’re gonna take this ass...
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Down the M6 road...
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We’re gonna ride...
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Til’ His ass is sold
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We’ve got the donkey in the back...
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The one who got me sacked!
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Virus!
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Bloody huge contract!
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Time for #pogback!
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Ride in on a horse!
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Ha!
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A stallion?
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Why so hoarse?
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Would you take an offer?
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Um...
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Of bloody course!
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Shoot!
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We would like to offer...£0
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What?!
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You can’t offer £0!
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Well Paul bloody does!
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Fine, we’d like to offer something...
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Swap?
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Deal!
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You can’t sell him!
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Ow! It’s burning!
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No deal!
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His wages are a factor!
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He dances like a spacker!
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He’s more poisonous...
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Than Chernobyl’s 4th reactor!
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I would like a move please
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Check out his pink boobies!
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Check out his pink booties!
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Comes with some free groupies!
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Look! He shakes his booty!
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We would like to offer... £0
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What?!
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Oh, come on!
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You can’t offer £0!
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Paul does!
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Agreed!
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Wait, I’d like to offer something...
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Swap?
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What?!
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Deal!
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I would rather be golfing!
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No deal!
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Going home...
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Up the M6 road...
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I’m gonna hide...
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Coz’ he isn’t sold!
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Ole Gunnar, take this ass...
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Round the inner ring road...
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No need to hide...
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‘Coz The ass is sold!
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A Pleasure doing business with you!
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Let’s get outta here!
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Go Paul go!
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Pep?
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Why did you buy me?
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So that Alex Whiskey nose and Jose Moaninho couldn’t get the best out of you!
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If I can someone as awful as you to play well...
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Awful?
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It will prove once and for all...
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That I am the best manager the world has ever seen!
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I did it once with Raheem loves sterling...
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And I’ll do it again!
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Yesss!
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Step 1: Stop the terrible dancing...
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Who do you think you are?
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Jesse lingard?
