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Dragon Ball Z Fight (The Better Version)

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    (humming Dragon Ball Z theme song)
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    (rocks tumble)
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    (breathes heavily)
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    Heh heh heh heh heh.
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    Tee hee hee hee hee.
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    Looks like we're evenly matched, Vegeta.
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    I'm not even getting started yet.
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    AHHHHH!
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    AAHHHHHH!
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    (shrieks)
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    (gasps and groans in pain)
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    Heh heh heh heh.
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    You're a lot stronger than I thought, Vegeta.
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    Those last couple of blasts really hurt me.
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    -#owch.
    -(growls)
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    But let's see how well you can fight when
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    you're blind from my new technique SOLAR FLARE!
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    But--but how did you know?!
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    Why would you tell me the attack
    you're going to do before you do it?
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    Well maybe you can stop that, Vegeta,
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    but I learned this one from a pickle.
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    (from above) My name is Piccolo, you idiot..
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    (voice echoes) you idiot, you idiot, you idiot...
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    F*ck you, Goku.
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    SPECIAL BEAM CANNON! AHHHHH!
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    Heh heh heh heh.
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    Uh! I missed. #drats.
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    This is starting to get boring, Kakarot.
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    I knew this planet would be a disappointment.
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    Oh really, Vegeta?
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    I guess I'll just have to do it.
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    It's a good thing he's just standing
    there, letting me do this one
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    because this one takes a while.
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    The rivers...
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    The trees...
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    The wind...
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    and all living things in nature
    that are good and innocent...
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    please send me your positive energies.
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    I ask of you, please...
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    There. Vegeta, from all the
    good people of the earth,
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    let's see how well you handle the SPIRIT BA--?!
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    Uh-huh.
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    What?! There has to be more
    good energy in the world than this.
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    Well, maybe it's just really small and dense.
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    Yeah, that's gotta be it.
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    TAKE THIS!
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    (plink)
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    (Vegeta) Alright, that's enough of this nonsense!
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    I'm ending this right now.
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    Wait, Vegeta! One more.
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    (growls)
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    (groans)
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    DESTRUCTO DISC! (grunts)
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    (cackles) Is this the best you can do, Kakarot?
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    Destructo Disc may look weak and slow enough
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    for us to have this conversation, but don't worry.
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    It can cut through anything,
    no matter how strong they are.
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    Huh?
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    Ooh. #whoops.
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    NOO! You idiot!
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    You just cut my ship into two pieces!
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    I didn't mean to! I was aiming
    for you, but you dodged it!
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    No, you aimed for it!
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    No, I didn't. I was aiming
    for you like this, watch!
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    (explosion)
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
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    A mistake. Another mistake.
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    (growls) Now I'll never be able to fix it!
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    It's in a million pieces!
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    I mean, to be fair, you're
    kind of over-exaggerating.
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    -It's not, like, in a million pieces.
    -Thousands of pieces!
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    Yeah, but like a low thousand.
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    -Like two or three thousand.
    -FOUR THOUSAND!
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    -Eh, a little more than that.
    -FIVE THOUSAND!
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    -Still more than that.
    -Eight thousand?
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    -Almost there.
    -Nine thousand?
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    Mini Destructo Disc! Uh!
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    And...how about now?
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    It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND.
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    Look, I've it with you!
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    -Say goodbye to this entire planet!
    -Wait, what?
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    I have to do something.
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    If I don't, he's going to blow up the entire planet!
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    -You know, Goku, I just said that.
    -I know. I'm just re-thinking it.
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    FIRE!
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    ICE!
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    AAAAH!
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    You can't beat me, Kakarot!
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    You're nothing but a commoner!
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    I'm the prince of all Saiyans!
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    You may be a princess like Jasmine,
    but that would make me Aladdin...
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    and he's...the main...CHARACTER!
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    (both scream)
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    (Vegeta groans in pain)
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    Go ahead, Kakarot. Finish me off.
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    I don't deserve to live if I can't
    beat a simple commoner like you.
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    -No.
    -Huh?
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    I'll give you the choice, Vegeta.
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    Either you choose to stop your evil ways
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    and learn how to live among us,
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    learn how to live a normal life without killing,
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    make new friends, learn how to trust people,
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    maybe even marry a slut
    named "Boma". I don't know.
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    Or...I can blast you right now
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    and no one would ever see you again.
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    The choice is yours, Vegeta.
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    So what's it gonna be?
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    (Vegeta groans)
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    (growls)
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    (in Jasmine's voice) A whole new world...
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    A dazzling place I never knew!
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    Tee hee!
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    Oh, wait, hold on. There we go.
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    (laughs)
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    If you didn't like this version,
    although I don't see
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    why you wouldn't like this
    version, go and click the top link
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    to watch the original version
    with all of the special effects,
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    or click the bottom video to watch
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    the behind-the-scenes and bloopers.
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    Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon! Dragon Ball Z!
Title:
Dragon Ball Z Fight (The Better Version)
Description:

Here is the better version of our Dragon Ball Z Fight In Real Life video!

DRAGON BALL Z Fight in Real Life Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_PhxHPyVug&list=UUSAUGyc_xA8uYzaIVG6MESQ&feature=c4-overview

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
06:55

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