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Pst! Come here!
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Bottles of water, right?
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Water.
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55 pence, 79 pence,
a couple of quid.
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I mean, it's not much,
but it all adds up, doesn't it?
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Right, now, come here...
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Come here.
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Now, are you watching this?
Keep your eyes on this bit, here.
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# SOUND OF RUNNING WATER #
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Water.
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Pure water. Anytime I want it,
day or night. Free of charge.
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And it tastes just like every other
kind of water out there. It tastes...
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...of fuck all.
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Cheers!
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- CUT!
- That's not real, is it?
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- Aye.
- It's not real water, is it?
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- Aye. Taste it.
- How much did that cost you?
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- Nothing.
- Where's you get it from?
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- Whoever moved in just left it.
- You all have got to try this...
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- It tastes of absolutely nothing...
- It's water. It's the same as that.
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- That is beautiful. Try that.
- Water!
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Cheers!
