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Tour the Titanic with Bragg & Sons | 22 Minutes

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    [muttering]
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    Oh look!
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    We're on, we're on, look!
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    Where ya at B'y?
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    Come on down to Bragg and Sons'!
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    We got everything you ever need!
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    Feed, mead and weed - I'm Albert Bragg and
    this here is Jim Sons, look, say hi Jim.
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    - Hello!
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    - That's right, now Jim 'ere told me about
    this company that's takin' people down to
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    the Titanic for a hundred and thirty-thousand
    dollars!
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    Boys ol' boys!
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    We here at Bragg and Sons say that we can
    do it cheaper, that's right!
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    We can take you down for thirteen-hundred
    dollars!
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    Ain't that right Jim, eh b'y?
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    - Yep.
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    - Yeah, that's right!
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    Now what comes with your package?
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    I'l tell ya what:
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    we got these brand new scuba tanks!
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    Here look at that eh?
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    Aren't they nice.
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    These are ones that Jim here siphoned out
    himself on account of his mad inhalin' skills,
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    right?
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    - [Wheeze Coughs]
    - Right, hear that huh?
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    - Now I personally fill them with air, right?
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    Jim inhales, I exhales, 'cause we're a team
    like tongues and britches, right?
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    Now,
    we take you down to the Titanic, forty
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    metres below the surface--
    - Four thousand!
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    - What?
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    - Four thousand!
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    - Four thousand?!
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    Well hby you're probably gonna need two of
    these things then that's what I think, right?
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    - Then!
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    Then!
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    - What happens then Jim?
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    - Then we swims around the Titanic and--
    - Yep!
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    We swims around the titanic--
    - Oh!
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    Oh boys I'm sorry about that, look, if Jim says
    five words or drinks more than five Coors Light
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    he passes out,
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    Jim wake up! W'ere doing a commercial ol' man, c'mon!
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    Anyway!
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    Morning buddy.
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    - Mornin'.
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    - Mornin' to you!
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    - Here's the deal:
    For an extra thousand dollars, you can stay
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    in one of the rooms down there too.
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    Man, they got everything you'd ever need:
    fresh sheets,
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    pickled beets,
    the cat pillows that say, "Live, Laugh, Love" on 'em.
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    Gum, hot water bottles, cold water bottles,
    bottle of rum, sleeve of Tums also Jim will
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    sing you to sleep, show 'em Jim.
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    - ♩Ol' Lukey's Boat is painted green ♪ [clapping]
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    - Ah-ha..
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    No!
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    Jim, C'mon we're doin' a commercial ol' man
    stay up!
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    Listen!
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    Now, we're almost done.
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    Now, Jim's been practicing diving too, haven't
    ya Jim?
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    - Yuh!
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    - That's alright!
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    Look a seal bit his fingers off though, that
    was a bad one.
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    - Well--
    Don't worry about it that's okay.
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    - Peace and love!
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    - Yah, we were able to reattach 'em with Elmer's
    Glue, okay?
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    No- stop pickin' at it she's still fusty!
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    Look,
    we also sell all kinds of trinkets!
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    We got Titanic drawings--
    I made them myself!
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    Look!
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    - Pretty!
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    - I did them meself!
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    - Anyway!
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    Old violins,
    bowties, junks of wood to float on, iceberg,
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    ice, pre-cooked rice and Titanic cookies look
    at these Titanic cookies, look look look!
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    You can dunk 'em but they don't sink!
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    Yeah, that's right.
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    Got a burned CD too!
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    A Jim, drunk singing the chorus!
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    You know that famous song, My Heart Will Go
    On?
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    Sing it boy, sing it!
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    Sing it look!
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    - ♩Here far, Where ever you are ♪ ♫ ♬
    - Just like that! like, right?
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    Right on, so good!
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    - So you come on down to Bragg and Sons',
    and then come way down to the Titantic!
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    Thirteen bucks and we'll get you there, right Jim?
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    Aw bud, Jim!
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Tour the Titanic with Bragg & Sons | 22 Minutes
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A company called Oceangate is offering Titanic tours for $130,000. Your favourite shed-variety store and pub is offering a tour that won't break the bank.

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:06

English subtitles

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