Punjab Nahi Jaungi 2017 | Humayun Saeed | Mehwish Hayat | Urwa Hocane | Pakistani Full HD Movie

Translations : Hurrem Khan

Syncing : Hafsa Ahmed

Hand this to me. The other one

(Message : How are you honey)

Where do it put these?

How many times have I told you to put them inside. Go

Who are you? I didn’t recognize you!

Firdaus Begum! Your better half.

You’re looking gorgeous. If you hadn’t spoken, I wouldn’t have recognized you.

Oh yes, I know. Where are you going?

I’m going for my mobile. It’s in the drawer of the side table.

Now it’s not there. It’s in my bag now.

Why?

I have read half the messages, rest i’ve had read. The remaining will be read by Phupha Ji & i’ll sit & listen, right Mr. Jawad.

Right!

Now go downstairs. The women are doing makeup inside. Go now!

Doomed!

Have a nice day.

Now where to. Father!

Imtiaz brother. Shafiq brother.

How are you? Where have you been?

How many days it’s been? Your hair has gone gray.

You have gotten wrinkles too Nasreen.

Who is this? He didn’t turn to look at me! Never mind!

Hi Durdana! You’re looking gorgeous. I didn’t even recognize you.

I didn’t recognize you either. Who are you by the way?

What do you mean?

Rakhshanda! It’s Rakhshanda! You aren’t even recognizable. What make up have you had done? You aren’t even recognizable (under all the makeup)

Come on. Come on

Come on, Bhagga, Come on. God forgive! The first dance party in this mansion was on the wedding of Latif & Bibo Ji, 50 years ago.

Are you talking about Teefa?

Don’t call him Teefa. He used to get angry.

Father!

And second was when this Jawad was born

Though he got jaundice soon as he was born, I said let it be, it will still happen.

Father!

And third was when he passed Matriculation.

He did it in 3rd division, but I said let it be.

He’s the first child in Khaggas who’s passed it. Do a dance party.

And fourth was when he passed F.A. & fifth was uhhh

Was it when you passed B.A?

No father!

Oh then I did the fifth one wrong.

Oh 5th was when Fawad son was born.

Father!

What?

One minute. Father!

Yes!

Father! My mobile has been caught.

So buy a new one.

No father! Your daughter-in-law Firdaus has got it.

So change the SIM.

No father! She has read all of “those” messages.

Then son I don’t even know you!

Father!

Who is this neighborhood’s boy who’s calling me father?

So what were we talking about a Bhagga?

Oh yes when was the 6th dance party?

When Fawad son started walking slowly slowly.

Remember Chamo Bai had come.

Oh I remember very well.

Remember how she was embracing Fawad & I was hitting my chest & wondering ;

God why am I not in his place!

So this means, 7th dance party is in happiness of Fawad’s M.A?

Oh this 7th has been cancelled.

Bismillah Bibo Ji!

What’s happening there? Has that mom’s darling arrived yet?

No. He’s on his way but it looks like you’re not.

I had already told brother-in-law that I won’t be able to come.

I’ve gotten sick. He was scared over B.P shootup but now i’m telling you I spent yesterday in hospital.

Bibo Ji in hospital! Kausar! Stop these celebrations.

You’re in hospital? Jawad! Phupha Ji!

Oh listen daughter in law. I’ve come back from hospital & i’m fine.

Oh okay!

Yes.

Good.

But I can’t come.

Come on son. You have to do homework.

No papa.

Go son.

I told Dastoor & Zarnigar to go but they’re sitting here, scared of my death.

Bibo Ji no. Please!

Don’t do it Bibo Ji! Why are you spoiling it?

But i’ve already spoiled everything.

I came when he took his first steps, came running when he started talking,

Now he’s come back from doing M.A. & i’ve gotten sick.

If you can’t come, then he will.

He will kiss your feet & this his M.A. will be passed.

Okay! Should I give you a surprise?

Yes a Bibo Ji.

Amal is coming on Sunday.

Amal is coming too?

Yes daughter-in-law. So you come this Sunday too. We’ll do rest of celebrations here.

If my Amal is coming, then I am too. Just get that i’m wearing my shoes (really soon)

Faisalabad’s Ranveer Singh has come.

He’s here father.

Come dad.

Look Bibo a Ji.

Look at brother-in-law dancing!

As soon as he hears the beat, he starts dancing.

How could he not. When both of them used to dance, dancers used to fill water (dancers had nothing on them)

Both?

Dastoor’s dad, who else!

The 16th (M.A) pass son of 13th failed father!

Hug your mother & satisfy her heart!

Come here Kausar. Where are you!

My son is looking like film star Rani.

Good question. Very good question.

But the answer is this, that I wasn’t in a hurry to get a degree like the poor.

Usually poor people are in hassle.

They want to study in the morning & get a degree by night.

Like what! No life, no enjoyment. Every time, from book to book.

You’ve started speaking English a lot Chaudhry.

You haven’t heard my English yet.

Right now I’m minding you Shafiq Ahmed.

I had spoken English in a Lahore restaurant. Four Englishmen were sitting there. They turned to look at me.

They were surprised! If they turned to look, obviously they were surprised.

Tell us about them Chaudhry.

Who?

About the girls! I have heard the girls are awesome there.

They sit together in class & sometimes touch too.

Oh rascal!

Tell Chaudhry. Tell!

What do I say Shafiq Ahmed!

They aren’t girls; they are fairies. They fly.

They fly & sometimes sit with you & sometimes sit with him.

They say “Excuse Me” on little things. Half sleeves, sleeveless & sometimes shameless.

Several tried on me, but I wasn’t caught. I said i’m not available.

This is the courage of Khagga. Otherwise common man won’t be able to.

Yes yes. You know the girls who’d sit next to me, they won’t concentrate on studies. They used to look at me secretly.

I said, you’ve got the opportunity. Enjoy it.

Between us, was someone caught?

You think very deep. Excuse Me!

What’s very deep?

I don’t know. Google it.

Hello Bibo Ji. Fawad speaking.

Bismillah! Has my darling passed M.A?

No Bibo Ji. You didn’t come, so it’s like I didn’t.

Don’t talk bitterly. The one who got his first taste from Latif, shouldn’t talk bitterly.

Don’t do this Bibo Ji. My mouth is sweetened as soon as I say your name.

Then promise, you’ll come to Karachi on Sunday.

What’s on Sunday, Bibo Ji?

Amal is coming on Sunday.

Amal? That A for Amal?

Yes darling. That A for Amal.

Oh that Amal, Shafiq. That A for Amal. The one who came here 8 years ago.

The one who used to give medicine to the sick dog.

Oh yes I remember! But Chaudhry! Didn’t that dog die after getting run over by your car?

Don’t discuss the death of the poor dog.

Oh that one star Baba Ji!

Excuse me Baba Ji! Did you recognize me?

Yes I did son. You’re the one who I told that you’ll pass M.A. in 10 years right!

Yes Baba Ji. Did it in exactly 10 years. Tell me next.

Ask!

Tell me of the girl. I want love marriage. With a girl like Heer.

You are asking for Heer rascal! First become Ranjha.

I’ll become one Baba Ji. Tell me next.

How will you become one? Is Ranjha an advisor or minister, that you’ll become on grandfather’s favour?

This is a big post. First find out, ask if you are qualified enough to become Ranjha.

Who should I ask Baba Ji?

Ask Heer! Tomorrow is her death anniversary. Go to her shrine. Ask her.

Tomorrow I have to go to Karachi.

Then go to Karachi. Don’t come in the path of poor.

What? He’s gone to Jhang?

Yes.

Then say plainly, he’s gone to Rakhshanda’s house.

No he did not go to Rakhshanda’s house. He’s gone to Heer’s shrine.

What? Heer’s shrine! Swear to God!

Brother! Where’s Heer’s shrine?

Go to the right of this bank, turn left from there, Heer’s shrine is there.

Okay!

Are you hungry?

You said we’ll stop there.

Eat less, Shafiq Ahmed.

Come please! Come.

My love!

Open your eyes Bibo Ji

No my darling. First time, you all have come together.

So i’m scared Amal. I’ll jinx if I see you all together.

Go now. Move on. Who’s next?

Mian Ji!

Come on now brother-in-law. Lateef’s soul will be satisfied.

Go.

You have gone above the station of sister-in-law.

I’m 5 years older or I would say you’re my mother.

Then say it neither-in-law.

You’ll become younger & will be able to sss dance parties.

Sis-in-law is so careful of my entertainment.

Where’s our M.A. Political Science?

He didn’t come Bibo Ji. He’s gone to Heer’s shrine.

Oh he isn’t married yet?

And I thought when I’ll come, he’ll be sitting with Hamad Khagga in his lap.

Who’s a Hamad Khagga?

When he’ll have a son, he’ll name him Hamad Khagga,, what else?

She’s even told the name Father.

Come on, get away everyone.

Get away everyone. Suicide bomber is here.

Come sit here my princess.

What’s this Aunt Firdaus?

It’s a tiara my princess. Come here, look.

When I put it on him, he looked handsome.

Now that I’ve put it on you, Tiara is looking beautiful.

Let’s have a pic. Come daughter. Firdaus Begum, Get aside.

I’ll eat anything.

Okay fine.

Whatever’s been prepared.

Daugher, Come here.

Here it is, cold buttermilk.

What are you looking at Chaudhry?

Mom has sent me a pic, but I don’t know whose?

So call her & ask who it is.

Good idea. Hello mom.

Hi. How are you my Fawad son?

I’m fine mom. But tell me, whose pic have you sent me?

Your Heer’s.

Don’t joke mom.

Fine. Tell me what time did you reach Heer’s shrine yesterday?

Around 5:15 mom.

Then your Heer reached at 5:15 too.

Where did Heer reach?

Karachi! She reached Karachi my love. She’s studied Economics from London.

It’s Amal’s pic mom?

You’re surprised aren’t you?

Yes Mom. So much. She’s become really pretty.

Then should I talk to a Bibo Ji? Should I ask for your Heer?

Firdaus Begum, have some sense. Have you gone mad? Where are you taking my son?

You stay silent, Mr. Jawad! Shut up.

What’s dad saying?

Dad is just talking bullshit. You tell me of yourself.

If you like her, then do it. Have I said no!

Okay enough! Don’t talk too much. Aba Ji is already scared.

Why shouldn’t I talk?

Shush! Don’t worry him.

I love this idea daughter-in-law

Here

I also appreciate it. But I don’t know why i’m scared.

Father! If you’re scared, then don’t go.

Firdaus Begum’s dreams & ideas have always been wrong

Mr. Jawad shut up & Phupha Ji! May I be sacrificed for you!

Daughter, have you said this dialogue reversed?

You’re scared of Bibo Ji? Say Bismillah & go. She’ll be happy once she hears the proposal.

No

Look Fawad’s calling again. He’s made her a Heer on first pic.

If you say, can I come too?

Fawad son! Your grandfather is going. He’s going to talk to Bibo Ji.

Can I come in Bibo Ji?

Come in brother-in-law.

Oh God!

He’s looking at me. Remember Bibo Ji, even before closing his eyes, he was looking at me just like that

And then he called me to him & said I’m leaving, giving you the string of all relationships.

Breath can be broken, the string won’t.

I guarantee you brother-in-law. Breath will be broken, the string won’t.

I get scared Bibo Ji.

Fear? What fear brother-in-law?

Time has changed Bibo Ji. Who knows maybe sentiments have changed too.

Look, Fawad has passed M.A. from Lahore & our Amal has studied Economics from London.

Studies have changed, who knows maybe thoughts have changed too.

Speak clearly brother-in-law.

No there isn’t anything Bibo a Ji. When I look at Fawad, he seems changed.

Sometimes he doesn’t obey order. Stalls it.

He’s darling, that’s why.

Amal is a darling too & more so than Fawad.

You’re talking of Amal & taking my trial. Why don’t you speak the truth?