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HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

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    She did not dump me
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    it was a mutual breakup, ok?
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    SHUT UP!
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    Have you ever been so completely in love
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    with your girlfriend that you just knew you
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    wanted to spend the rest of your life with her?
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    Me neither! So I'm going to tell you how to
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    dump that bitch!
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    "Insult her style!"
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    How do I look?
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    You look like a cow...?
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    Well F* you ahole!
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    "Great!"
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    "Play World of Warcraft"
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    Alright, let tanks get agro before you start DPSing
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    Noob! Don't stand in the fire!
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    OK, oh God dammit I need a healer up here
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    Whatcha doing?
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    Shut the f* up I'm reigning!
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    "Wow!"
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    "Cheat on her!"
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    Hey, you free for dinner?
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    Uh, no, sorry, I'm busy tonight
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    'Oh, Anthony, I love you so much'
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    I love you too new girlfriend. Uh, yeah I'm
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    so super busy tonight.
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    'Oh come over here and let me give you
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    a blow...torch.'
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    "Busted!"
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    "Do it over text message"
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    You wanna break cups with me?
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    Damn you AutoCorrect!
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    "iPhowned!"
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    "Always mention your ex"
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    You like that?
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    Brenda did it better, but whatever...
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    You know I never learned how to tie a double knot!
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    "Shoe noob!"
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    "Act like a 5-year-old"
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    Alright, I get the joke, stop it!
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    Alright, I get the joke, stop it!
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    I mean it! I mean it!
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    My name is Anthony and I'm a douche.
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    My name is Anthony and I'm a douche.
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    Oh my God, I can't take this anymore!
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    Copy this, you son of a bitch!
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    "Suicide Bonus!"
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    "Fake a pregnancy scare"
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    The condom broke
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    Wait, we've never had sex...?
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    Then explain, why I'm PREGNANT!
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    "Congratulations!"
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    "Never talk to her again"
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    Anthony! Hi!
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    Oh, hey this is my wife, Meg.
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    Wait, what do you mean wife, I'm still your girlfriend!
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    I think completely ignoring you made it pretty obvious...
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    I've been waiting for 10 years... DICK!
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    "Ruined a life!"
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    "Fake your own death"
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    WHYYY!
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    Because your a b**
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    Wait, what?
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    Sometmes the dead can send a message, from beyond.
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    You have beautiful eyes.
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    What the hell?
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    "Sloppy seconds!"
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    If all else fails, be honest with her.
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    I just don't think things are working out...
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    I just think we should break up.
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    Yeah I don't think that's a good idea.
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    Why?
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    Yeah my daddy's a cop
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    Stop right there!.
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    You're a great guy, and have a stable job!
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    Don't break up with her!
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    I'm sorry, I just don't love her anymore!
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    Bulls*!
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    Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
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    "Finger Bang'd!"
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    To see bloopers, and some more ways to dump your
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    girlfriend, click the link in the description below.
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    Stop right there!
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    Did you click Subscribe? No?
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    Bang! Bang! Bang!
Title:
HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Description:

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Have you ever wanted to dump your girlfriend but were too scared to do it? Here's some helpful tips!
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:50

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