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Rockstar Parking:
http://www.raywj.com/?p=9015

Soccer Fan Removes Shirt:
http://www.raywj.com/?p=9017

Egg Swapping:
http://www.raywj.com/?p=8745

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Oh no, you dun did it, you dun (beep)ed up

now, just when I thought we were all in an
agreement that planking is (beep)in stupid.

You had to go and invent ìOwlingî! Which
is twice as (beep)in as stupid as planking,

anyway, you know when you pull up to a hotel
and give your car keys to to the valet, you

ever wonder what they do with your car? I
think I figured it out, my guess is that they

do something like this:

[Rockstar Parking - Clip]
(high speed car flips & crashes over in the

parking spot)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Man, that was great, 300,000 views in 2 days,

you have to look at it from this perspective,
what could of possibly happen, what could

of possibly taken place to make that car end
over end multiply times. (Hair Check) I mean

seriously, what the (beep) causes one to park
his or her car like a boss? (Whoís the Boss?)

Like a boss (Starring Tony Danza) (Donald
Trump) (_) I mean look at that! Boom,

and I love that he gets out of the car, un-hurt
and nonchalantly like checks for damage. Is

my car okay? Man this dudes parks his car
like he bangs his (eyes closed and no protection)

woman, end over end. (Burning a lot of rubber).
Iím not really sure what that supposed to

mean. (besides my head Iíve never banged
anything!) But I do know, this guy is a jerk

for taking up two parking spots. Man! I donít
give a damn what you do to your own car, but

donít take up two parking spots. You know
what kind of @sshole takes up two parking

spots? Probably same kind of @sshole who practices
ìOwlingî. Iím just putting that out there.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So if you are from a country full of brown

people, then it is very likely you like soccer.
What? Itís not racist! Itís true. Get the

(beep) out of here. (K,Bye) There was supposedly
this big soccer game (not only was it soccerÖ)

on the other day, I donít know, I donít
follow, well you guys were (it was womenís

soccer) watching the players kicked the ball
up and down the field, fake injuries and all

that s(beep)t, one of the players actually
scored. And this little fat kid celebrated!

[Soccer Fan Removes Shirt - Clip]
(lifts shirt to express celebration for the

goal)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Kid Iím gonna have to ask you to put your

shirt back on before Chris Hansen walks in
a nd asks the whole (how to catch 80,000 predators)

stadium to have a seat over here. I mean seriously,
calm down big sexy, there is no reason to

do the big truffle shuffle (heeeey youuuuu
guyyyyys!~) everytime your favorite team scores,

I mean if you really wanna celebrate, I think
a simple applause (I have the clap) will suffice.

A couple of things here, first of all, props
to the guy who took the time out of his busy

day to video tape his own television to get
this (TV panel) to get this video up to 400,000

views. And number 2, what about the camera
man at the game, he just scored and his camera

is focusing on some kid in the crowd, like,
take it off, nice and slow, there, fatty.

Like a boss! Why is this guy touching his
junk, this is neither the time or the place.

Why does this guy have absoluetly no reaction
at all? They guy is like the worst fan ever,

I mean who goes to a sporting event (girlfriends
forced to go with their boyfriends) and when

a team scores, they are just like, hah, whatever!
Donít get me wrong, Iím not ripping on on

the kid, I actually think heís great. I mean
who cares if heís a little over weight, we

can all learn something from him, ladies if
you take your shirt off, every time you got

excited? You might have more friends. (or
a lot less shirt) Iím just putting that out

there.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Oh oh, oh, youíre gonna love this one! Itís

Japanese and of course, I donít know the
context for the video, I donít know who the

f(beep)k these people are, or what theyíre
doing! Alright, alright, there is this couple

here, and they got an egg yolk here, see.
But this next part is pretty awesome, but

I want you to remember before you freak out,
its just an egg.

[Egg Swapping - Clip]
(egg yolk placed in one mouth and transfered

to another)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
A ilíó (squirmish) (Raytarded) Now, that

got 400,000 views in about 5 months, needless
to say that was f(beep)in nasty! Ilíll who

do, what the, an egg, ilílll, you need to
wash your hands, you need to wash your mouth

out ñ nasty motherf(beep)er. No, seriously,
go watch the whole video they spit it back

and forth into each others mouth, like ilí,
like a bunch of nasty mother(beep)ers, I canít

watch ñ after I watch that video, I have
to wipe off the computer screen cause it f(beep)in.

Ilí~~~ f(beep)in gross! let it to the Japanese
to turn Salmonella into a friggin S.T.D. Ok,

now, I donít watch p0%n. (except for this,
interracial gay Japanese midget zombie p)%n

weekly) Iím too busy going to church and
s(beep)t. Shut up! Ok, so I donít watch p)%n

while Iím sleeping, like I hear that that
Japanese like in their p)%n they blur out

(blur a c^^^) the dudes junk. (save an embryo)
So you are gonna blur that out, but this nasty,

this f(beep)in egg spitting, into each others
mouth, thatís ok. (the proper term is egg

swapping) Like, thatís cool with you? I mean,
is this how they make scrabbled eggs in Japan?

Itís a technologically advanced country,
god forbid they use a f(beep)in egg beater,

I mean, seriously, if this is what they do
to their eggs, I donít even wanna know what

they do with their bacon (gay bacon strips)
and whatís worse is that people are commenting

on it, like, like, like they are into it,
one guy was like, Iím gonna try that with

my cousin (wft?) Typical, dude probably likes,
Owling too! But you know what never likes

stupid lame dumb f(beep)ing stupid owling?
The comment question of the day which comes

from the user name bam Wendolful, and she
said:

[Wendolful]
If you can plank anywhere in the world, where

would you plank? Oh, by the way, donít actually
plank, itís really stupid.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So if you can plank anywhere in the world,

where would you plank? How about right on
top of your f(beep)in mother!

[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses

in the comment section below, or on Facebook
or Twitter or Google Plus.

[Cool Transition]
[Ray William Johnson]

But thanks for watching todayís episode of
Equals Three, Iím Ray William Johnson, and

I approve this message. So tell me guuuyyys!
If you can perform any spell on me, what would

it be?

[Outer]
(The outer song Ray William Johnson ñ Stalkiní

Your Mom.)