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Mary Anne and Wanda
were the best of friends
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All through
their high school days
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Both members
of the 4H Club
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Both active
in the FFA
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After graduation Mary Anne went out
lookin' for a bright new world
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Wanda looked all around this town
and all she found was Earl
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Well, it wasn't two weeks
after she got married
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That Wanda started
gettin' abused
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She put on dark glasses
and long sleeved blouses
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And make-up
to cover her bruise
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Well, she finally got
the nerve to file for divorce
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She let the law
take it from there
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But Earl walked right through
that restraining order
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And put her
in intensive care
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Right away Mary Anne
flew in from Atlanta
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On a red eye
midnight flight
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She held Wanda's hand
and they worked out a plan
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And it didn't take them
long to decide
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That Earl
had to die
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Na, na, na, na, na
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Goodbye, Earl
Those black-eyed peas?
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Na, na, na, na, na
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They tasted all right to me, Earl
You're feeling weak?
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Na, na, na, na, na
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Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl
Ain't it dark?
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Na, na, na, na, na
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Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl
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The cops came by
to bring Earl in
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They searched
the house high and low
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Then they tipped
their hats and said
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"Thank you, ladies, if you hear
from him let us know"
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Well, the weeks went by
and spring turned to summer
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And summer
faded into fall
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And it turns out he was a missing person
who nobody missed at all
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So the girls bought some land
and a roadside stand
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Out on Highway 109
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They sell Tennessee ham
and strawberry jam
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And they don't lose
any sleep at night
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'Cause Earl
had to die
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Na, na, na, na, na, na
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Goodbye Earl
We need a break
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Na, na, na, na, na
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Let's go out to the lake, Earl
We'll pack a lunch
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Na, na, na, na, na
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And stuff you in the trunk, Earl
Well, is that all right?
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Na, na, na, na, na
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Good!
Let's go for a ride, Earl.
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Hey
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Na, na, na, na, na
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Well, hey hey hey
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Na, na, na, na, na
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I said, hey hey hey
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Well, hey hey hey
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