[TRANSLATED] Justin Bieber vs Beethoven. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

Look what the cat dragged

back from the dead

man it looks like Chewbacca

wiped his ass on your head

I'm the next Michael Jackson

you smell like Betty White

here's some aspirin

you're catching Bieber fever tonight

because my voice is incredible

and your music is terrible

who even listens to Classical anyway?

even Elise wants to do me

and now that you're right next to me

I can understand why they used a dog

to play you in the movies

sit down, son

and let me give you a music lesson

ask Bach

I've got more cock than Smith and Wesson

never say never?

you'll never be forgetting

I've crafted masterpieces

that will last throughout the ages

your music gets you bitches

on your Facebook pages

I'm committing verbal murder

in the major third degree

my name is Beethoven mother fucker

maybe you've heard of me

not the Saint Bernard version

I'm the real OG

you wanna trade blows?

you can't even hit puberty

I've got Kim Kardashian

in my bed backstage

when's the last time your music

got anybody laid?

I've got a concert in five

so there's not much time left

what else can I say?

your own music made you deaf

I would smack you

but in Germany

we don't hit little girls

and I'm glad I'm deaf

so I can't hear that piece of shit

"My World"

there's a crowd of millions

waiting to hear my symphonies

you wanna be a little white Usher?

here, show them to their seats

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide