Are You Friends In Real Life? / Just Between Us

A: (Shouting) Honey, I'm Home!

G: I brought you this that I MADE

A: OOOH HOO HOOO

A: You might have noticed that we DID a
Hello Fresh video already

A: Guess what... They came back for more

G: I mean... We're so good!
A: We're crushing branded content!

A: Gaby and Allison...
"why don't they be the face of Hello Fresh"

A: You gotta go to HelloFresh.com
and type in code JBU35

A: And you'll get $35 off you first week

A: Of deliveries
G: This.. this is an eggplant ragù

G: That only took 30 minutes to make

A: That's... very good
G: Yeah

A: (Chuckles)
G: I remembered A talking point

A: I feel like I could've made this

G: No...

A: Yes, cause even novices can make this

G: I guess yes...
but what's lower than a novice (Chuckles)

A: ALL their meals are made
by like special cooks

A: Who make it with fresh ingredients

A: And they only take
like 30 minutes to make

G: And they're delivered straight
to your door in an insulated box

G: Here's the real thing guys.. I
actually get Hello Fresh

A: Mhhhmm
G: That's true... I get it even if we're NOT sponsored by it

G: I get it EVERY week;
I get three meals delivered to my house

G: And its made me a much better cook

A: This is AMAZING

G: Also it's made me eat like much different
foods that I wouldn't normally think to eat

G: Like WHO cooks eggplant

A: Oh ALOT of people

G: Rather than going to the supermarket and thinking of what to make

G: It cuts THAT out

A: (Chuckles) you're just creating you own talking points?

G: YEAH because I actually USE it,
I really LIKE it guys

A: (Laughing)
G: I'm like their biggest fan (Chuckles)

A: (Laughing) That like was NOT
included in what we had to say

G: That's just how I really feel!

A: (Laughing) That was off the cuff,
just like LOVING Hello Fresh

~Intro Music~

A: (Singing) This week...

A: (Operatic Voice) We have an

A: (Singing) International question,
international question, international question

A: Naomi;Canada

A; "Are you friends in real life?"

A: It's gonna be a short episode... no

G: (Laughs)

G: What an elaborate scheme...
if we weren't friends in real like

A: Well DEFINE friends, you know

G: (Incredulously) I'm sorry.. WHAT?!?

A: Like, like what's a friend?

A: Like, just someone you SEE alot?

G: I think.. I think so, yeah

A: Yeah but like, you see
like co-workers a lot

A: They're not neccesarily your FRIEND

G: (Listing) I came to you game night...

A: Don't talk about game night that's an
exclusive invite, People can't know about that

G: (Chuckles) Oh sorry I..

G: Well we're both VERY busy

A: I think we used to be friends...

G: OH MY GOD
A: And now we're not friends anymore

G: Is this another exposed video
A: (Chuckles) Yeah

A: Well here's the thing that happens,
is like

A: YouTubers;
from what I'm told cause I don't watch it

G: (Laughs)
A: They like portray themselves; like couples espicially

A: As like having these
"perfect realtionships"

A: And then suddnely they break up
and everyone is shocked

G: Sooo... are you DUMPING me right now

A: No but I'm just say..
G: Is this you dumping me

A: I'm just saying we have problems

G: We fight all the time

G: But we're FRIENDS

A: Yeah... but why?

G: Why are we friend?

A: Like what makes us friends and
not just co-workers who talk?

G: (Exasperated) CO-WORKERS WHO TALK
ARE FRIENDS!

G: Because.. I prioritize you..

A: Do you though..
G: Yes

A: You were supposed to come to jail with
me today and you didn't make it on time

G: YOU TALKED ME OUT OF IT
A: (Laugh)

G: Also going to...
Also out of context going to jail is ridiculous

G: You didn't have to GO to jail,
you had to file a police report

G: You came with me when
I needed to go to the hospital

A: I think I'm YOUR friend

G: WHAT!!

A: Here's the truth

A: I think I'm a bad friend

G: Why are YOU a bad friend?

A: Cause I'm TOO petty with you

G: Oh.. maybe, but you show up
when it's necessary

A: Yeah, but that's just
cause of my mom

G: WHAT?!? ( Chuckles)

A: (Chuckling) My parents taught me like,
how to be a good person

A: but I think my THOUGHTS are bad

G: No you wouldn't of.. you wouldn't of
gone to the hospital with ANYBODY

A: Not if i didn't KNOW 'em

G: But you take care
of me when I NEED it

A: Yea

G: So that's more like siblings

G: So actually we're probably
SIBLINGS in real life

A: This is what I TRULY think.. ready

G: Uhh.. Please (Sarcastically)

A: I think like day to day, I'm like
there for you more

A: like I show up more... But
I have a lot more resentment than you have

G: Yeah I.. its even
A: So I think that maybe we're equally BAD friends

G: But that's... NOO but that's what
makes us GOOD friends

A: Honestly... I think you have a
much better friendship

A: because you get to HAVE someone who
shows up and you don't have mean feelings

A: (Laughing) So you're experiencing something completely different..
G: (Laughing)

A: You don't think I'm a bad friend?

G: No

A: I think I'm a terrible person all the
time because of my relationship with you

G: I'm sure.. No,
I'm sure you think bad things

G: But as long as it doesn't affect me, WHO CARES

A: Ok

A: There was a moment where I didn't want to
be your friend anymore, but I got over it

G: ONE moment?!?

A: (Laughing)
G: I could list..10 or more

G: Where like I thought "maybe this was the end"

G: But that's also the thing is that..

G: If I get mad at someone else, I'm not
gonna like, LAUGH about it with them too

G: But like, someohow we keep coming back

A: I know, we're trapped
G: (Laughs)

A: I feel like it's really..

A: It's really like a marriage
where there's just like,

A: Lows and highs and
then like, you get the passion back

A: And then it goes away because you had a second kid

A: NOW I feel like we're.. we had a real low

G: Yes
A: that was the lowest we've ever been

A/G: And now we're back

G: Yeah, I feel like we're back
A: (Laughing) We're back

G: (Chuckles) Yeah

G: IT'S A MARRIAGE

G: But we don't get divorced

A: Yeah, that's true

G: It is.. I feel like a husband who's like,
trying to get their wife back into it sometimes

G: If like.. you send me a funny text I'm like,
"Oh she loves me again"

A: (Laughs)
G: Like I feel very like

G: Like, maybe we haven't had sex in a
while... but then you like,

G: Give me an HJ and I'm like

A: (Laughing)
G: (Laughing) "Oh my god, we're back"

~Outro Music~

A: I'm like "Onions, that's CRAZY"

G: Onions are in a lot of
recipes Allison (Chuckles)

A: I love a good onion

A: Would you describe me as an onion?

G: I was about to say, " You have layers"