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HELLUVA BOSS - OOPS // S2: Episode 6

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    [COCK-oo Clock rings]
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    Rise and shine Ozzie!
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    [Airhorn blows]
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    Eaugh... Again with the horn?
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    Don't blame ME
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    Blame how f*cking FUN they are
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    [Airhorn blows]
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    M'kay, SO! Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vibrators...
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    Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of *vibrators*
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    And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas
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    [Sighs] You scheduled me during lunch?
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    Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in"
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    But I left time for a big ol' breakfaaaast
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    Lemme guess? I'm handling that too?
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    I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?
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    [Laughs]
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    NO. Never again.
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    Whaaat? Maybe I can burn the milk this time!
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    Stoooop...
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    OH! You know what i'm craving?
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    Burgers!
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    Nooo! It's too early for burgers ya maniac.
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    [Chants] Burger Time! Burger Time! Burger Time!
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    [Both laugh]
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    [Humming]
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    [Humming continues]
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    Woaaah... HUEAH
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    [Metallic thunk]
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    [Gut wrenching scream]
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    Yeah, yeah, I know I can pick up some more while I'm out today
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    About that...
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    You're still going to that contest rehearsal?
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    Without me?
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    Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing.. So...
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    [Interrupts] It's the Greed Ring...
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    One of the cities literally called
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    "RANSOM"
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    Ah! You worry too much, You know I ain't afraid of ropes
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    'Sides, I'm *s l i p p e r y*
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    I mean, only after I...
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    [Muffled] What?
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    What?
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    C'mon Oz! I can be on my own ONE day!
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    But you haven't been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam's big grand-figure
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    Yeah I guess, but it's not like I'm gonna stick around
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    I can get you an escort
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    Augh! I can handle it!
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    C'mon big daddy!
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    PWEEEEASE???
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    [Snorts, Laughter]
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    Well, you know I can't say no to a face that cute
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    MHMM! That's why I use it.
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    Just try to stay out of trouble Fizzie-frog...
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    AHH! Stop it!
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    Nooooo!
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    [Both giggling]
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    Oz I have the new shipment of....
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    Ya mind?
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    Trying to have an un-emotional bang sesh here!
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    YEAH! Cuz we're so *NOT* in love
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    Yeah!
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    Love. Is. STUPID.
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    Whew!
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    That was close, huh?
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    [Sighs]
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    Just come right back when it's over, and keep your phone on ya, ok?
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    Got it riiiight here!
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    Be riiiight back after!
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    Don't worry Oz
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    I'll be *super* low-key
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    *Nobody* will notice me....
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    [Choking sounds]
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    [Queives squeaking]
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    [Claps, whistles]
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    [Queives (Yeah you saw that right, they're called Queives, like Queefs plural) squeaking]
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    [Fizz laughter]
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    Woahohohooo!
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    Woah! Girls, girls!
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    [Queives squeaking, Fizz laughter]
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    Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once!
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    Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!
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    Woah woah woah woah WOAH!
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    [Queives squeaking]
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    Oh wow!
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    Looky who it is!
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    Oh f*ck...
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    You again...
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    Stalkin' me now, huh?
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    Oh don't f*ckin' flatter yourself, clown
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    I have my own life, ya know
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    Without YOU in it
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    Uh huh, sure!
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    Blitzo....
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    The "O" is silent now, bitch!
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    And gee whiz!
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    We've been in each other's relative vicinity, TWICE in the last fifteen years!
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    That would make me...
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    THE SHITTIEST STALKER, IN HISTORY!
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    Twice...
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    Is already way too much.
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    Yeah? Well at least I'm still actually working for my shit
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    And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!
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    [Fizz growls]
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    [Queives squeaking]
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    Yeah, well...
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    Guess that's what resilience and talent gets ya.
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    Plus!
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    My horns were always bigger than yours...
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    Weren't they?
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    [Footsteps running]
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    [Fizz screaming]
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    CRIM: So....
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    You say you're good?
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    'Cuz we really need a big score right now...
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    STRIKER: The best, had a royal on the ropes just last week..
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    Sure.... But not dead?
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    It was...
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    Called off.
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    But I have a body count in the hundreds
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    I ain't afraid to go after anyone
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    Women, kids...
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    And cute little faced puppy-lookin' things
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    Don't matter
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    Hmm...
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    I'll tell ya what
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    If you can deliver something of value...
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    CRIM: I'll consider it.
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    One moment...
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    [Striker laughter]
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    HIRED!
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    STRIKER: Funny to run into ya again, "Blitzy"
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    And with a famous friend...
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    Aw f*ck me
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    For the record
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    We are *NOT* friends
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    [Willy WANK-a dildo factory noises, LOL get it]
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    [OMG wait... "Willy" LOL]
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    OZZIE: Larger, you can never be too large
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    OZZIE: [laughs] you can never be too large
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    Get this spot right, and that's good!
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    I like.. ooh I like that, that's good, mhmm...
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    [Explosion]
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    [Groans]
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    [Thunder]
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    [Watch beeps]
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    OZZIE: Stolas!
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    Hey there birdy babe.
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    Haven't seen you since you crashed my club, how you been?
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    [Giggles] Still gettin' your kink on with that feisty imp?
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    [Nervous laughter] Well, um, that's actually what I'm here about
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    You see, I um..
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    Seem to have found myself with
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    Feelings for him...
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    And I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing.
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    Well, I can tell ya
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    If you're looking for a love potion
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    You came to the wrong f*cking guy
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    I don't f*ck with that artificial bullshit!
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    Lust, shouldn't be about force...
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    It's an ART!
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    To be earned...
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    And enjoyed.
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    It's all about that journey...
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    To Pleasure Town...
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    You feel me?
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    [Ozzie giggles]
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    Oh! No! Never
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    NEVER that
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    I just... You see...
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    This imp has a business he runs
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    He needs to access the mortal realm to carry out his work
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    I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely, and legally
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    I was wondering if you could assist me in....
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    Finding a way he could too?
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    Oh! Hmmm, Stolas...
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    My heart bleeds for you, but my partner
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    Uh... *Business* partner, Fizzarolli
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    Hates your imp guy
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    Blitzo, right?
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    Yeeaahh....
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    OZZIE: Haaates-uh....
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    He does? But why?
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    Not my story to tell, but trust me
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    I would help if I could
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    But I can't, sorry....
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    [Phone croaks froggily]
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    Hello Asmodeus
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    You don't know me but you don't need to
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    All you need to know is that I have your little jester here with me
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    [Ozzie growls]
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    If you want him back alive, you will give me exactly what I want
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    Do you have any idea who you are F*CKING WITH???
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    [Interrupts] I think it's a recording
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    Ya probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with
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    And oh yes, I know
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    The weakest and most non-threatening of the sins
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    The king who will do whatever it takes to save the worst kept secret in all of hell
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    We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown
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    So be a good little bitch boy and do the thing
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    My lawyers will be over shortly with the contract of demands
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    You have until the witching hour to sign it
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    [Crim laughs]
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    Now cut....
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    I SAID CUT IT YA F*CKIN MORON
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    [Ozzie roars]
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    [Fizz struggling]
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    Oh chill out, jester
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    Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before
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    Ugh, sure by not by a buncha psychos
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    Ack! And a piece of shit!
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    Am I?
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    Ok... ok am I the psycho or the piece of shit?
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    Both
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    Yeah, that checks
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    How is this happening?!
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    I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggliiiing!
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    Oh RELAX, I'm sure your big royal chicken ain't gonna let anything happen to his peppy lil' f*ck doll
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    Ooooh playin' that card huh? Ok...
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    What about you?
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    Seems your tastes have gotten more....
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    "Regal" lately? [Laughs ]
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    Yeah well unlike you, I f*ck who I want when I want
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    I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole
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    You coulda fooled me, the way princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie's
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    Hey! Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress
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    It's nothing, ya know...
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    It's nothing else...
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    Then why were you even there?
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    OTHER very important reasons of course!
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    Whatever, I don't actually care
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    I mean, Stolas is just a loud, thirsty, bitch who loves feeling the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class
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    It's a novelty to him
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    Literally just said I don't care
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    And THEN! He'll call me and try and see how *my* day was
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    And he'll pretend to care about me, and comment on my photos and...
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    Laugh at my jokes
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    Oh! Well that's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit
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    I KNOW, RIGHT?
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    He's just a fake privileged asshole
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    Sounds like you just hate him for bein' a prince
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    Because no one, and I mean NO ONE, pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay
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    Point is....
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    Royal demons don't give a shit about guys like us
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    They're all the f*ckin' same...
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    Thats not!
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    A-always true...
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    But, I guess you're right
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    They can't all be the same if SOME have taste
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    And SOME wanna f*ck YOU
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    Can we talk about something other than my sex life?
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    Satan's taint... Is f*cking that lust guy make this what you're all about now?
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    YOU brought it up, asshole!
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    Would you two shut the f*ck up already?
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    Bicker like a couple of teen skanks...
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    As far as I'm concerned
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    You two are BOTH embarrassments to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with
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    But at least loud-mouth here has the sense to only f*ck his rich bitch
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    Instead of bein' a little purse dog
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    Oh, great! The f*cking supremacist is on my side, *wonderful*....
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    Neither of you filth bags know what you're even talkin' about
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    If you think you're superior to ANYONE, then you're no better than any royal...
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    DON'T. You. Dare....
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    Finish that sentence, clown...
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    HEY! Hick-for-hire!
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    I said watch em', not f*ck em'
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    Keep ya hands off the merchandise!
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    Eaugh! Ever heard of mouthwash?!
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    F*CK FAAAACCCEEEEE!
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    [Groans] Can I just sign it already? Like, can we move this along?
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    Sire, you need to know the contents of this contract , you can't just sign it
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    A deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding...
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    Perhaps I can look it over, I'm a fast reader
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    [Mumbles]
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    Oh! Hmm...
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    This is a contract giving Crimson all of Ozzie's factory assets
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    And, giving him permission to use Fizzarolli's head for a wall decoration...
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    WAIT, WHAT?!
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    Juuuust making sure you're paying attention!
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    [Nervous laugh] Here's the real contract...
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    [Excited chicken noises] Ooh this will be fun!
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    I love words!
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    [Fizz struggling]
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    Ya know? You're really bad at this
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    Hmm... Ya know?
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    Last time I checked
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    I was a F*CKING JESTER, NOT an escape arti...
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    [Robotic arm buzzing]
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    [Clang]
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    [Sniffles] I just wanna go home...
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    Hmm... You want me to get you out?
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    Y...y..yes....
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    You had a knife this whole time?!
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    Aaahhhh!
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    [Fizz whimpers]
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    [What? HE DOES!]
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    [Fizz whimpers]
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    Now stop bitchin' while I work this
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    BLITZ: Ahhh, BINGO!
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    So what now, genius?
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    See that remote?
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    I mean, I could stretch down there...
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    No, no...
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    I have a better idea...
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    [Fizz yelling]
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    [Goons cheering]
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    [Goon screm]
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    Keep it down! I'm shootin' 8 ball ova hea'!
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    What's goin' on???
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    SHUT THE F*CK UP
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    Oh f*ck me....
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    Well...
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    That didn't w...
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    [Fizz yelling]
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    Show off...
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    THE F*CK?!
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    GET THEM!
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    Augh, this usually works!
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    Goddammit!
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    F*CK!
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    What the f*ck Fizz?!
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    How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat?
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    I'm a performer! I sing, I dance, I promote products that I don't actually use..
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    I DON'T do danger!
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    Well good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss...
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    [Fizz growls]
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    I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shit what you think
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    You always cared what I thought!
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    Ohoho, after what you DID TO ME?
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    I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, it was an accident!
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    AN ACCIDENT?!
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    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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    You always had it out for me, because people liked me better!
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    You wanted me gone, because you were jealous!
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    Just wanting the spotlight!!
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    I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend...
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    YOU RUINED MY LIFE
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    And then you just left me...
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    I lost so much because of you
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    And you selfish piece of shit...
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    YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE!
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    I DID CARE!
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    It WAS an accident!
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    IT WAS!
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    Ok you're right, it was all my fault, ok?
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    I... I should've done more to help, I was.. I was TRYING
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    There was so much going on
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    I was trying to get help, Fizz
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    I just....
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    It was still my fault
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    Glad you could admit it
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    Want a MEDAL?
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    Look I'm sorry, Fizz....
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    I am so sorry you got so hurt....
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    I'm sorry for what you lost, and I...I KNOW I can never make that right
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    But you have no idea what I lost in that fire...
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    I mean its...its all my fault
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    I'd hate me too
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    I mean I do hate
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    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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    FIZZ: So
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    Why didn't you try to tell me any of this?
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    Or come see me???
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    Even ONCE would've been fine!
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    I tried.. You were all I had left, Fizz
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    But they told me YOU didn't want to see me
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    I never told them that?
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    Bullshit.. You didn't?
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    No? And no one told me you came!
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    BOTH: Oooohhh....
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    WAAAOOOHHH CHRIST ON A STICK!
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    TRYING TO HAVE A F*CKIN' EMOTIONAL MOMENT, HERE!
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    STOLAS: Ok, so!
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    I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership, specifically located in the Greed Ring...
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    With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future...
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    While ensuring the safe return of one "Fizzarolli"
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    Yeah sure sounds good... Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh
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    HURRY UP!
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    Yelling won't make me read faster
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    Misunderstanding or no
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    Its hard to just forgive you
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    Its BEEN fifteen years and....
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    That's so much time...
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    But! [Fizz fighty sounds]
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    I guess you didn't really ruin my life
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    What, you're telling me getting BLOWN UP didn't ruin your life?
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    It was painful... and challenging, and you know
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    FUCK YOU, STILL
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    BUT...
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    It's not like I'm broken
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    And I now have someone who understands me and..
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    [HYAH, HAH, F*CK YOU]
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    My life has actually been pretty great
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    Yeah, that's lovely.. You got a good thing going on with that horny rooster f*cker dontcha?
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    Oh yeah, it been...
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    Fantastic...
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    UH, CUZ YOU KNOW
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    IT'S A GREAT GIG! And...and...
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    And he's got the BIGGEST COCK
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    You know? LIKE MASSIVE!
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    I mean imagine like...
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    THE BIGGEST
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    JUST A GIANT
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    HUGE
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    LIKE A KAIJU
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    But its a COCK, ya know what I mean?
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    LIKE A BIG MONSTER
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    Its BIG, its HUGE (I'm being paid to write this LOL)
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    Yeah yeah yeah I get it, I get it!
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    I'm happy for ya, Fizz
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    If ya wanna prove yourself, cowboy
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    Here's your chance!
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    You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz
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    NOW, i'm gon' break you like a F*CKIN' HORSE!
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    Ohhhh don't you dare talk sexy to ME
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    You're still on the horse thing?!
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    [Striker Laughs]
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    Fizz!
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    Remember how you used to distract my dad so I could steal his booze?
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    I mean, yeah? Why?
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    Yeah well, I need to get up to that window there to bust us out
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    Ohohooo!
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    One distraction, comin' up!
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    [MUSIC STARTS]
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    When I was a young boy
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    I'd never thought it comes to this
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    The scars all seem to heal..
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    And soon all I feel is regret
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    And noooow I'm a grown man
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    I've lost it all again
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    But what I'll miss the most
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    Pay close attention, while you get a look at....
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    THIS!
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    YEAH LOOK AT THIS!
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    Then look at THAT!
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    And here's a hat!
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    This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thiiiing!
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    But listen closely, maybe it explains EVERYTHING!
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    The secret to Bitcoin!
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    Computers and microchips!
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    The key to the future
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    If you only
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    LOOK AT THIS!
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    Riches untold, you'll have dollars and gold!
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    If you focus on me, as the story unfolds...
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    LOOK AT THIS!
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    I hold they key to the mystery!
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    LOOK AT THIS!
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    Look at nothing except for ME!
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    LOOK AT THIS!
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    BLAHBLEHBURDBLKEHBLADLIVUVBDAHG
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    That was GIBBERISH!
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    BLITZO HURRY THE F*CK UP.
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    I don't know how long I can do thiiiis....
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    I'm gonna need another 60 seconds!
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    AW F*CK!
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    Ok the thing I'm trying to say
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    I will say if you look this waaaaaayyy....
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    [Fizz stutters]
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    Uh y..ya know, its... its uh
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    Just as-a Nonna Fizzarolli used to say....
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    [SINGS IN ITALTIAN] Stink Lasanga!
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    Side dish, Limoncello....
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    Loud, Soft
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    Good Morning with clams
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    Luigi, Florence, Bucatini
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    Wild boar, wild boar....
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    Soooooo look at
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    THIS!
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    PLEASE LOOK AT THIS!
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    I am running out of places I can take this bit
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    So look at this!
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    LOOK AT MY FACE.
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    I regret every event that got me in this place
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    This riddle song is driving me insane
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    My exhaustion is audible
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    Now the ending is probable
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    Cuz' this ruse is impossible to maintain!
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    So f*ckiiin'
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    BYE-BYEEE!!!!
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    [ALESSIO DOES A MOM-HAND AT CRIM]
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    [BOTH LAUGHING]
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    You know, you're actually pretty good at this action-hero bullshit
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    And you really know how to put on a show! [GASP]
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    Which is almost [GASP] as impressive as the thing you said I was good at!
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    [Fizz laughs]
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    I guess, royal jesters first?
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    [Fizz screams]
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    Get... Your..
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    F*CKING Shit-stain claws off him!
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    [Striker laughs]
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    You think I'm just gon' let you get ways after all this?
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    I'm THROUGH losin' these fights!
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    This worthless little pet REEKS of his over-bloated master...
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    I'll at least enjoy gettin' rid of im'
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    Ok....
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    Is it bad that I'm getting hard?
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    SHUT THE F*CK UP!
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    WHY'S IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?
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    [CRITTER NOISES]
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    FIIIIZZZZZ!!!!
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    YOU BLEW ME UP AGAIN, YOU F*CKIN' PRICK!
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    I did...
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    But this time, I stuck around
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    Wooooould iiit....
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    Fuck up the moment if we made out right now?
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    [Owl Noises]
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    THAT'S IT!
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    I'm going to f*cking END YOUR LIFE
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    [CUTELY] FIZZIEEEE!
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    OZZIIIEEEE!
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    [CANOODLING NOISES]
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    Hmmm.. get f*cked little one
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    [FIZZ LAUGHS]uyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuy - (Pixel The Cat's contribution)
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    OH MY SATAN!
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    [SIGH] I'm so glad you're ok, babe...
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    You ain't never leaving the palace without protection, AGAIN
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    Oz... You know there's eyes around...
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    I know. I don't care.
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    Cuz they know, if they tell anyone, i'll
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    BREAK THEM
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    Well don't worry, today I learn that I hate going outside!
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    You won't have to, again
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    I'm sorry... I got a little messy...
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    You don't need to apologize for getting banged up, babe!
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    I'm just sorry I couldn't be there...
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    It's ok, Oz...
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    Guess I'm just not used to this kinda thing...
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    [Ozzie sighs] It's been an intense day
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    Just take it easy, ok?
  • 24:40 - 24:42
    Oh its fine! I'm FINE! REALLY!
  • 24:42 - 24:45
    You know I bounce back fast!
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    Soooo... besides my whole scary hostage thing... How was YOUR DAY?
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    Well I was stuck with Stolas the whole time
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    WHO, by the way asked ME
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    To give him one of my crystals, as a gift for that guy you hate!
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    SO! I told him....
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    NO!
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    MHMM!
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    Meh... F*ck it... Let him have it
  • 25:11 - 25:12
    Excuse me?
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    Yeah why not? You could say...
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    He earned it...
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    Alright then....
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    Anything for you
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    [ FIZZ GIGGLES]
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    Now! I don't know about you
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    But having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new kinks
  • 25:38 - 25:39
    Wanna go....
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    Make a mess???
  • 25:40 - 25:43
    You really think that's a good idea right now, Fizz?
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    Sure, don't you?
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    Well... OBVIOUSLY
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    [FIZZ LAUGHS]
  • 25:51 - 25:54
    FIZZ: Meow, meow, cuddle meow....
  • 25:54 - 26:00
    BTW: DON'T WORRY, The quieves all made it home safe and sound <3
Title:
HELLUVA BOSS - OOPS // S2: Episode 6
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