SPONTANEOUS SINGING (feat. Drew Monson)

(Drew) Oh, no. Don't mind looking
at my ass.

Hello! Welcome to Superfruit, the best show
on the internet. My name is Kay-oh-no Reeves.

Kay-oh-na Reeves

My name is Laurence Fishburne.

Isn't that his name?

I have no clue who that is.

(Drew) Laurence Fishburne's name
is Laurence Fishburne.

Who you're hearing on the ground

- posing like a snack.
- Is none other than Drew Monson!

Goddamn right!

- So Drew is, wow. Where do we begin?
- Exactly!

-Gay. A Youtuber.
- No, no no! You are not breaking this
news.

That's my video.

Okay, he's "not gay."

He's not gay.

Did you just put that on?

Wait. Were you wearing that?

- No, he just put it on.
- Do I have a hat on?

I'm joking. We love messing with Mitch.

We really do!

And is he getting tickled right now? Yes, he is!

Our power has been out for a really long
time.

We almost had to film it on the outside.

I know, we filmed probably four videos
with Drew that are never gonna come out.

I think they sounded like shit. So many
f*cking birds.

And birds. Have you ever hated birds so
much?

I love birds!

I hate birds, and I eat them.

I just had a couple growing up...

I had finches, and they froze to death.

Finches are f*cking horrible. Did they really?

I had a bird named Dr. Pepper.

You had a bird named Dr. Pepper? Are you
sure it wasn't a can of Dr. Pepper?

It might have been.

How did they freeze?

My-- We left them outside.

It's not funny to be cruel to animals, but
we didn't mean it.

But how did you even do that?

My--I think my--I don't want to put anyone
under the bus, but my dad was looking
after them.

What happened when you went outside and
saw them?

I don't remember. I think that they were
just dropped on the bottom of the cage.

Oh my god!

I think it was just two dead birds tops.

- Okay
- That's good, that's good.

And guess what we did? We got our meat.

We fed our family for a whole month!

A little finchie?

Yeah, we're very light eaters.

Today we're gonna play a little game.

Are we playing a game?

Yeah, we're playing a game.

Called I Say a Word, and Drew Sings a Song.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got me thingin' a thong.

What if I wore a thong? My ass would look
- good!
- Your ass would look good!

But still hairy. That's the thing that
he's thinking about.

That's what the first song is about!

- Oh, it actually is?!
- Drew in a thong.

Thank you so much.

(singing) My ass has got prickles.

It's got some hairs and you can tickles.

Take my ****, make a sandwich.

That's me! I'm Drew.

Wow!

Spectacular.

We f*cked up an entire generation
with our music.

Honestly, the Zeitgeist.

Was that punk?

Did we bring punk back?

I mean, I dyed my hair purple, right?

Are you coming out as gay?
Yes or no?

I'm talking about that on my channel.

Please, click the link.

Oh, I have an idea. Why don't you tell
everyone.

If you would have sex with Mitch.

I'm talking about that on my channel!

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Why don't you tell everyone if you would
have sex with me

- Honestly?
- via a song?

Oh, my god. Yes. Mitch! Wake up!

You always have to start back here.

Have you heard that before? You gotta
use your throat voice.

Right there?

Yeah.

One, two, three. Would I fuck Scott?

Yes, I would.

No, I wouldn't.

Maybe I would!

I like him a little, I like his hats.

Maybe if he's good, I'll slap his

ass.

Slap, slap his ass.

Here comes a song, here come some notes.

Ooooohhhh. Isn't that Scott in my bed?

What am I gonna do?

Is this the bridge?

This is the bridge.
What am I gonna do with this little Scotty's--

Bring something, give me something.

Do with this little Scotty.

- He's in my bed!
- In my bed right now.

Making me **** for years and years, but I
took some Ambien.

Now I'm falling asleep. (voice cracks)

Oh! Everything happened!

Oh, my god. It sounded like it was, like,
clipping.

I think all the Butterfingers came out.

Yeah, we were eating Butterfingers.
I love Youtuber trivia!

Oh, my god!

That was fun.

That was fun!

- I love what we do.
- You sounded good!

Yeah, this is great content.

I, like, I think this is your new web
series.

Why don't we talk about our friendship and
the things we do together?

How long have we known each other?

We have hung out about three times total?

That's not true! Are you serious?

- Four? Five?
- Are you joking around?

- No, like
- I've literally hung out with him at least 10 times

- At least
- No way it's 10.

Yeah, huh. I come over to see Mitch
because I like him more. And then you're
there!

No, I know. But you don't hang out with
me.

Do you wanna get coff'? Ee.

Love that.

And if you wanna meme that guys, feel
free.

I want some gifs.

I thought you were gonna say the "gay word"

Bleep it. Go ahead.

Will they know it? Will the kids know?

They need to know.

- Are we ready for this?
- Do you wanna go to hang out alone
or would you be jealous?

I wouldn't be jealous.

You'd be a little upset. You'd be upset,
but that's kinda like risky and fun.

It's like cheating on someone.

If we hung out and went to Starbucks, it
might be a little overwhelming

because we have a lot of fans.

That's true.

You get recognized more than I do,
I feel.

Wow, wow. And can we broadcast that online?

- Wait, really?
- Yeah, really.

Wait. Excuse me? Really, really-pants
asking the really question?

No, I think that it's because we go to
areas that don't really accept gay people.

They, in general, just kinda shun it.

Well, what do you consider yourself then?

Straight as hell.

I disagree.

Well? Well, I think that the times that
we've hung out. When we've gone to the Grove.

Mitch and I play a game. We go to the Grove
in LA. It's a very popular place.

And we go, "Who's gonna get recognized?"

And we have a meetup. We film it. And we
go, "Guys! Guess who we met?"

A f-cking Toecolder.
A f-cking Superfruiter.

- Is that what you call your fans? Really?
- A Superfruiter?

No, a Toecolder.

Um--I call them, I guess, the pals.

Because I think of my fans as my friends.

I refuse to call them fans. Because
they're not my fans.

They're, like I said, my family.

Yeah, I understand.

And it's kinda like when we're eating
Thanksgiving dinner.

I leave one seat blank. And to my family,
I say, "that's my fans!"

That's true, Mitch. I'm not joking around.
On Thanksgiving, I leave one empty chair.

And I go, "and thank you to my fans."

Your supporters.

Exactly!

I get it, I get it, I get it.

One more song.

This one's called fans!

This one's called--

Two, three, Four!

Ohhhhh!

Burlesque!

I was gonna start there, but you interrupted!

Okay...

And here we go.

Two

Three

Four

My fans! Really respect me.

They like my content.

My fans! Love to check me

out on Instagram. Heyyyy!

Check out my tagged photos!

I look fat in a few!

Check out my tagged photos!

You can see somebody I know.

His name is God!

Oh my god.

Well, that was fun.

Thanks for being on the show!

Thanks for being on the show, seriously.

Ya know? When we made a video before,
you made fun of me for saying milk weird.

And thinking it was cool.

I think it was f*cking embarrassing to
call your goddamn Youtube videos a show.

- Drew, thank you so much for coming!
- It was so fun!

Thanks for having me on the show!

Of course!

We did a video on his channel, and you
can watch it.

It's probably really, really funny.

It's gonna be really funny.

Maybe if you gave it a like, I would
subscribe to you.

I subscribe to all of my fans.

That's so sweet.

(all) Goodbyyyyyyye!

Beautiful.

I had fun!

Me too!