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What if Google was a Guy (with subtitles)

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    "If Google was a guy"
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    Google: Hello there
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    Is today tomorrow New Zealand?
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    Yes
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    Foot same length Europe?
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    What?
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    Inch
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    Same length Europe
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    Gmail.com
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    sigh aahhh god
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    What is Bitcoin?
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    BUTTHOLE
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    laughs
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    Gross fat butthole, dick poop
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    Is that what kids are into these days?
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    laughs
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    stops laughing
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    Are your parents home?
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    Miss Pippi
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    You mean Mississippi?
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    HEY I'm not a dictionary!
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    My grandson, Nathan
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    Song that goes: meow meow meow meow MEOW meow
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    MEOW MEOW mmmeow
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    Girls' college
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    Girls college
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    oooh ..
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    umm..
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    Sorry um, College girls
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    Nude
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    sighs
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    REALLY?
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    Patrick Cassels
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    Pat Cassels
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    Pat Cassels funny
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    Bitcoin market value
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    Weed, amount, legal, NYC
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    Patrick Cassels, funny writer, College Humor
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    Are you going to do this all day?
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    What is prime meridian?
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    HEADGOG CUTE
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    Do you mean hedgehog?
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    HEADHOG CUTE
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    God, do you mean hedge-
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    HEDGEHOGS CUTE
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    Adderall max dose
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    Yeah
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    Adderall max dose, 165 pound man?
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    Okay
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    Adderall max dose, 165 pound man, 20 years old?
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    Adderall overdose signs
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    Download Firefox
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    Ever heard of Chrome?
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    How to buy Bitcoin
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    Titanic drawing
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    Titanic movie drawing
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    Ahhhh..
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    Titanic movie drawing scene
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    Kate Winslet tits
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    Round 2
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    Facebook.com my grandson Nathan
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    No.
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    Dexter based on real?
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    Free Hamster
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    Un-buy Bitcoin
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    Boston bomber
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    That's a real tragedy
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    Cute one
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    Oh FUCKING SHIT
Title:
What if Google was a Guy (with subtitles)
Description:

Everything you ask Google sounds a lot more stupid when you actually ask Google.

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:12

English subtitles

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