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12月12日 1

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    they are all fish
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    who chooses first?
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    don’t think too highly of yourself
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    you can choose first
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    octopus
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    my turn
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    do me this honour
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    you look very depressed and unlucky
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    I like you
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    come on
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    finish the food you choose
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    Nan, may I choose first?
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    ok
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    thank you
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    eat bullfrogs to nourish myself
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    my turn
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    did I agree?
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    you shouldn't have an exaggerated opinion of your abilities
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    eat insoles to nourish yourself
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    my turn
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    snails
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    what's this?
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    what will we have tomorrow?
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    it depends on our luck
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    let's enjoy hot pot
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    cook bamboo shoots for 8 seconds and dig in
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    they are all shrimp
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    who chooses first?
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    Spaghetti will taste better
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    after being mixed with concrete (a meme in China)
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    sorry, just choose one
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    don't show off. they are all shrimp
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    let me choose first
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    my goodness. it must be terrible
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    it's good
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    do you think it's baby shrimp?
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    the last person to finish lunch should wash dishes
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    wash dishes
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    let me analyze it
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    ok. I agree
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    this lobster suffers here
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    it has traveled more than you
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    this snail must be empty
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    a baby shrimp
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    the abdomen of the lobster must be here
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    lobster
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    where is the American lobster?
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    Nan's analysis is correct
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    damn it
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    you have the same IQ as the first graders
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    let me analyze it
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    American lobster
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    judging from the height of this meal
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    there must be something below
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    American lobster
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    I don't like it
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    I don't need to analyze now
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    why is it empty?
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    there are many snails full of meat under it
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    they are all legs
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    who chooses first?
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    may I choose first?
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    ok
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    you're not qualified
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    there is no lobster. it's okay
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    my turn
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    so small
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    you deserve it
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    come on
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    what will we have tomorrow
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    you are the master
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    sure
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    finish the food you choose
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    why should we choose first?
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    anyway, the probability is 1/3
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    the person who chooses it first is respectable
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    got it
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    it's for you
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    it's not my fault
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    In order to be respected, I choose it first
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    you're not qualified
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    I want this one
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    I always choose last
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    it's good
Title:
12月12日 1
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
08:36
梦雅 赵 edited English subtitles for 12月12日 1
梦雅 赵 edited English subtitles for 12月12日 1

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