< Return to Video

George Carlin on human beings.

  • 0:01 - 0:04
    Human beings will do anything.
  • 0:04 - 0:05
    Anything.
  • 0:05 - 0:06
    I am convinced.
  • 0:06 - 0:09
    That's why when all those beheadings started in Irak...
  • 0:09 - 0:11
    Didn't bother me. [???]
  • 0:11 - 0:15
    Lot of people here were horrified: "Aaah, beheadings! Beheadings!"
  • 0:15 - 0:17
    What? You're fucking surprised?
  • 0:17 - 0:21
    Just one more of form of, er, [extreme?] human behaviour.
  • 0:21 - 0:24
    Besides who cares about some mercenary civilian contractor
  • 0:24 - 0:27
    from Oklahoma who gets his head cut off?
  • 0:27 - 0:29
    Fuck'em. Fuck'em.
  • 0:29 - 0:32
    Hey Jack, you don't want your head cut off?
  • 0:32 - 0:35
    Stay the fuck in Oklahoma...
  • 0:35 - 0:37
    Stay the fuck in Oklahoma.
  • 0:42 - 0:45
    They ain't cutting off heads in Oklahoma...
  • 0:45 - 0:47
    ... As far as I know.
  • 0:47 - 0:52
    But I do know this: you strap on a gun and go strutting around some other men's country,
  • 0:52 - 0:54
    you'd better be ready for some action, Jack.
  • 0:54 - 0:55
    You'd better be ready for some action.
  • 0:55 - 0:58
    People are touchy about that sort of thing.
  • 0:58 - 1:01
    Now, let me ask you this while I have you good clean americans here...
  • 1:01 - 1:05
    This is a moral question, not rhetorical, I'm looking for the answer.
  • 1:05 - 1:09
    What is the moral difference between
  • 1:09 - 1:12
    cutting off one guy's head... or two, or three, or five, or ten,
  • 1:12 - 1:16
    and dropping a big bomb on an hospital and killing a whole bunch of sick kids?
  • 1:16 - 1:19
    Has anybody in authority given you an explanation of the difference?
  • 1:19 - 1:24
    I haven't got an email on this. No one [???], I haven't got a postcard, I haven't got a fucking instant message.
  • 1:24 - 1:25
    Nothing.
  • 1:25 - 1:29
    Now, in case you're wondering why I have a certain interest and fascination, let's call it,
  • 1:29 - 1:34
    with torture and beheadings and all these things I've mentioned.
  • 1:34 - 1:37
    It's because each of these items reminds me, in life...
  • 1:37 - 1:42
    Every time, I, one of them occurs, reminds me over and over again
  • 1:42 - 1:45
    what beast, we human beings really are.
  • 1:45 - 1:47
    You know, when you get right down to it...
  • 1:47 - 1:50
    ... when you get right down to it,
  • 1:50 - 1:54
    human beings are nothing more than ordinary jungle beasts, savages.
  • 1:54 - 1:58
    No different from the Cro-Magnon people who lived 25'000 years ago
  • 1:58 - 2:00
    on a place [???] seeking grubs off rotten logs.
  • 2:00 - 2:05
    No different. Our DNA hasn't changed substantially in a 100'000 years.
  • 2:05 - 2:08
    We're still operating out of the lower brain, the reptilian brain:
  • 2:08 - 2:11
    fight or flight, kill or be killed.
  • 2:11 - 2:14
    Now, we like to think we've evolved and advanced
  • 2:14 - 2:18
    because we can build a computer, fly an airplane, travel underwater,
  • 2:18 - 2:22
    we can write a sonnet, paint a painting, compose an opera but you know something,
  • 2:22 - 2:26
    we're barely out of the jungle on this planet, barely out of the fucking jungle.
  • 2:26 - 2:32
    What we are is somehow civilized beasts with baseball caps and automatic weapons.
Title:
George Carlin on human beings.
Description:

Clip from "Life is Worth Losing" George Carlin shares what he thinks of the human species.

more » « less
Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:33

English subtitles

Revisions