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SHERLOCK PARODY

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    -Hello, John.
    -Oh, hello, Sher.
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    -Why are you wearing a woman's coat?
    -Why are you wearing a woman's--
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    I need new cases for me today.
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    No, Sherlock, remember...you solved all the cases.
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    It's gotten to the point where you make stuff up!
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    Sh-Shut up for a sec.
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    What?
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    Sorry?
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    No, no, no, I heard you. What?!
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    Uh, it's pretty obvious, Watson.
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    Your clothes are all disheveled, meaning you just
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    got into a fight with someone.
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    Then you killed and cooked his carcass
    into a clumsily disguised burger.
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    So this right here on my mouth...
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    Is blood, yes.
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    And totally not ketchup
    from the ketchup bottle?
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    Noooo.
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    Okay, well then, how did I kill the person?
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    Where's the murder weapon?
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    C-Close your eyes for a sec.
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    C-Close your eyes.
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    (singing) Hanging out with
    my best friend, Watson,
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    even though he might be a cannibal.
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    Doop-Er-Doop-Er-Doo!
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    Not planting evidence.
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    Doop-Er-Doop-Er-Doo!
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    You can open your eyes.
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    (gasps)
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    Are you drunk?
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    (slurring) You sound like my brother.
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    Wow.
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    Can I make you a drink?
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    You monster!
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    No! It's one in the afternoon!
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    S-Shut up for a second.
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    I've just deduced that you're gay.
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    Mother fu--
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SHERLOCK PARODY
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