Raske menn - Rødhette (Little Red Riding Hood)

Hello!

Do you know what, we are doing a show for the very youngest children

And now I wonder if we can wake our two dolls

we will need a little help from you, OK?

At the count of three we'll shout for Pirion

1 2 3 PIRION

You can do better than that

yes we can do better than that

Once again, everyone

1 2 3 PIRION

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What a lot of ladys and gentelmen!

That's our audience, Pirion

Can you be a good boy and do a nursery rhyme for us?
You are very good with nursery rhymes

Sure, OK

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

well, now we know!

That was a nice riddle, let's wake up Peik

Yes, lets

One two TORRETSYNDROME

There you are, Peik

TORETTSYNDROME

I hear that you'r saying that

I have torettsyndrome

I think you might be misunderstanding

How come?

Peik, you're a doll, you can't have torettsyndrom

Then you have it, uncle Andrew

Are you sure it isn't Downs-syndrome, Peik?

I can't remember

Can't remember? Then it's probably Altsheimers

And uncle Andrew?

I also have Narcolepsia

I fall asleep if I'm stressed

Then I woun't stress you

OR IT COULD BE KOLTFELTIAKOBSYNDROME

I READ A BOOK ON THAT, AND IT MEANS MAD COW DISEASE!

Peik surely has got konfeltiakobsyndrome, an we shouldn't care about it

MOOOO

Peik, stop that nonsense at once!

Uncle Andrew? I think I have Chinasyndrome

Do you want to do something fun?

YEEEEEAAAAAH

Do you want to tell alitle story?

NOOOOOO

But we were suposed to play a story

STRESS!

Of course we'll perform a story

And now we'll perform the story about Little Red Riding Hood

I want to be the wolf!

No I want to be the wolf

No I want to be the wolf

No I want to be the wolf

You're always the wolf, now it's my turn to be the wolf

I SHALL be the wolf!

Then I want to be Little Red Riding Hood

Yes

NO I WANT TO BE LITLE RED RIDING HOOD!

I want to be the wolf

HAHAHA

I'm a sexy little bitch

Stop it at once!

Let's start

Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood went for a walk in the woods with a basket full of food

to visit her sick grandmother

The basket full of food

Hi, I'm a dirty little girl

STOP IT

and then the wolf says:

I'm not saying anything

Then comes the wolf

Or it doesn't

Wolfs come and go as they want

It is a curious creature that can be hard to spot

And it's a threatened species, and hardly ever comes when you call for it

But you come of course

And Little Red Riding Hood says

Hi there Mr. Wolfe boy!

That's not what she says at all

Can't you do the Tworightsyndrome?

TWORIGHTSYNDROME

That's not what he says

Little Red Riding Hood is afraid of the wolf!

The Wolf is big, scary, dark and dangerous

and Little Red Riding Hood is afraid of the wolf

Afraid?

That's completely new to me, but I'll do my best

Please do

Don't stress me, please

Oh no, wolf, please don't take me

Don't take me, I'm on my way to my sick grandmother

YES TAKE ME!

take me, take me

and bind me to a tree and spank me

Shut up

OK!

No wolf, please don't take me, I'm on my way to my sick grandmother

who lives in the small cottage in the forest

here's my phone-number if you get lost

Stop it!

You're telling far too much!

Don't worry, uncle Andrew, I won't go near that pig-sty anyway

You're supposed go there and eat her grandmother

EEUU!

Now I think your imagination is a bit perverse, uncle Andrew

Stop that nonsense!

Now we'll skip to the end, and no more messing around!

Wolf, now you have eaten grandma

and put on her night-gown

and Little Red Riding Hood arrives

and now I have to be a bit strict!

I like it when you are a bit strict, uncle Andrew

Right, OK, fine

No more nonsense, now we'll do the end properly

OK, right, OK

lalalalalalalalalalalalala

Hi grandma, what a big head you have

EAT ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dododo, this wolf is out of use

That's not how it goes

I'm not doing this anymore

Maybe I can eat myself