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"Yacchatta" with Touhou【歩く性教育】

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    This is what I scored over the weekend. I put it in my pocket and went out.
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    I got Kaguya, who was free, to come with me. Come on, let's smoke now.
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    "Lately, you smell like cigarettes." That's what she says, but I don't really care.
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    Oh, shit, isn't that Keine? Now I've done it.
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    "Good evening." "Good evening to you." The temperature changes suddenly.
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    "What were you two doing?" "Nothing, really, in particular."
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    This place really smells. Are you sure you weren't doing anything?
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    "Hey, what's with this lighter?" Now I've done it.
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    "Umm, we wanted to eat baked potatoes." "We wanted to cook mackerel pike with a shichirin."
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    The cigarettes fell out of my pocket. Now I've done it.
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    Look here, this isn't good; this is scary. If I mess this up, I might not live.
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    Now my stomach hurts. Oh no... Now I've done it.
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    This isn't good; this is scary. If I mess this up, I might not live.
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    I can still struggle, but it's already over. Now I've done it.
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    I went to a party without telling my girlfriend. I took her home and united with her.
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    When I was going home: "Let's drink again some time." "But you have a girlfriend, don't you?" "No, no, no."
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    That was bean sprout. I haven't made any mistakes. There's no way she'll notice. Isn't that Alice?
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    It was when I was getting back from work. I saw two girls in front of me.
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    "Ma-risa!" "Yo, Alice!" "I was shopping with my friend."
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    "I'm Alice's boyfriend, Kirisame...-wait." Ah-! Ah-! Ah-!
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    "This is Patche. Isn't she cute?" (She's the one I least want to see right now.)
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    "We go to the same university." I can't close my mouth.
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    Don't look at me with eyes like that. "Hey Alice, I actually...!"
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    "You two know each other?" "Yes, last week..." Shut the fuck up!
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    Look here, this isn't good; this is scary. If I mess this up, I might not live.
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    Now my stomach hurts. Oh no... Now I've done it.
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    This isn't good; this is scary. If I mess this up, I might not live.
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    I can still struggle, but it's already over. Now I've done it.
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    Yeah there are, yeah there are. Yeah, there are things like that. A lot of things, a lot of things. Ha- ha- ha-.
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    Oh no-. Oh no-. You shouldn't take things too far. Everyone will say to you, "Ha- ha- ha-."
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    I woke up in a place I didn't recognize. Where is this? Who am I?
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    I'm wearing socks and nothing else. What did I do yesterday? Hawawa...
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    I drank. Yeah, I drank with everyone. Yeah, I went to the Hakurei shrine.
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    After that, what happened? Where did I go? The only words I remember are, 'Soft and fluffy--!'
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    I hear someone using the shower. Something's on the ground. A Zun hat?
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    Now I know, yesterday, with Chen... Now I've done it.
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    This is a nice room...huh? Someone wearing a bath towel...who are you?
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    Morning--wait h-hey are you serious? H-H-Hag!
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    Look here, this isn't good; this is scary. If I mess this up, I might not live.
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    Now my stomach hurts. Oh no... Now I've done it.
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    This isn't good; this is scary. If I mess this up, I might not live.
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    I can still struggle, but it's already over. Now I've done it.
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    I'm staking my life on the Moriya Kinen. If I lose, it's the end. No mistake.
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    Trifecta numbers 3-9-8. It's the name of the person who was my boss; Sakuya.
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    A while ago, Ojousama called for me. "You don't have to come here after today."
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    I couldn't get a job for a month. The person who was my boss is still a maid.
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    That brings back memories... I had free room and board.
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    Right now, a cardboard box is my home. Okay, it's easy.
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    If I lose, maybe I should die. Everyone seems happy today.
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    There's no way I'll win with something like this. I'll go to Hello Work or something.
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    I bet the ¥10,000 I had left. My life is over like the race.
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    Eh? The order was 3-9-8? This time I won-!
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    Look here, this isn't good; this is scary. If I mess this up, I might not live.
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    Now my stomach hurts. Oh no... Now I've done it.
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    This isn't good; this is scary. If I mess this up, I might not live.
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    I can still struggle, but it's already over. Now I've done it. �
Title:
"Yacchatta" with Touhou【歩く性教育】
Description:

From: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14175884
Original Movie: 東方で「やっちゃった」 by Zeno (是乃)
Original Song: やっちゃった by Hannya (般若)
Rap: Aruku Seikyouiku (歩く性教育)
English: kamyu

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Duration:
04:04
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