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Cem Yılmaz | Teknoloji çılgınlığı

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    Now as I said many people have smart phones
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    But who has it? That is questionable
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    and how fast did we adapt ourselves to it.
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    Now everybody has one and any kind of communication works in it
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    And always the "latest" one is in everybody's hands
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    I went to japan
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    I didn't see any more advanced technology than what we have here in Turkey.
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    if I would say that...
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    mam, please save your laughs for the end of my sentence.
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    What kind of a audience is this?
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    "I got what you're saying"
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    Don't say it anymore. it's so funny!
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    I went to japan and I did not see the latest technology was in use as much as our youth does in here
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    I swear
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    phones are like a brick; with big covers and all..
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    you have probably gave it to someone else as a gift last year! got it?
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    what last year? 5 years ago
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    but it means they dont need it
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    but it is not like this with us
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    we would sell our house to buy latest one
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    hey bro! 4 has been released
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    Im waiting for 5
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    give me 6
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    can you imagine a man who begs at Red Crescent for an iPad
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    ipad ipad ipad
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    dude! you have one of them in your hand
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    damn man.. that's an old one
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    it's expired now!
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    new one released
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    I have seen a bagel seller carriying 2 Blackberry in his pocket..
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    Just like this; He was saying "Fresh" to sell bagels
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    I asked what is he doing with them?
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    He said one of them is for his work.
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    He sells his bagels and in the other hand
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    He is checking the status of sesame seed bonds in the Bangkok stocks!
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    From young to old, everybody has the latest one.
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    "ooh,oh,ooh"
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    What a nice feeling right?
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    They all think what were they doing before these machines...
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    ... as if they've been doing something really important.
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    "What were we doing before man?!"
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    - What are you doing now?
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    - Look, I'm enlarging uncle Bahattin!
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    It is how it is! You have to have one.
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    Now, while your friend plays with the latest phone, doing this;
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    if you're stuck with using keys; it makes you feel like you're an orphan.
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    "How cool is that one!", "What the fuck is this!"
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    "I want that one!"
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    My friend, were you not calling someone 10 years ago like this?
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    Young people might not remember...
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    Do you remember?
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    It is not history...
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    ...just recent past.
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    do you remember that dial pad?
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    my god man,
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    "0" would take half an hour to come back.
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    what if you call the firefighter!!
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    you would probably burn.
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    it's over
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    today
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    how many digit we should dial on the phone to call someone?
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    at least
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    4 + 7 = 11
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    11 digits! you would forget who you are calling.
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    what is going on man?!
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    I couldn't dial the extension yet. Come on!
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    But remember the old times;
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    it used to be something grand, something extraordinary
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    Telephone!
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    When someone says that you've got a phone call, it was something majestic
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    Obviously it was! The handset was 1.5 kg at least!
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    The matter becomes more important.
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    - You've got a phone call, sir.
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    - Let me see?
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    - Alo?
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    Now there is no importance left.. you are carrying in your ass pocket.
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    it's just another gadget..
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    Sometimes you someone by mistake when you lean on your butt.
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    Don't you?
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    - Oh.. I have called you with my butt, by mistake sorry
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    No.. noooo.. no, no it wasn't me
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    yea.. ok.. ok.. it sends kisses back..
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    no quality at all
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    Does it have same greatness? Never.
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    Look at the gesture came into our lives.
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    Things are getting softer, do you realize?
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    Some new gestures coming into our lives..
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    15 years ago if someone would do this to another person..
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    They would call him "crazy"
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    By the way, how did the company find this gesture?
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    Do you know where is it taken from?
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    You know how they thread the hair with strings?
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    Hmm.. Steve Jobs??
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    Have you been walking around barber shops here lately?
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    Visit the Turkish barbers and get the idea.
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    Man, I love it!
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    How soft it is right?
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    New gestures are getting into our lives as I said;
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    Who knows what kind of gestures we will be going 250 years later.
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    For example there wasn't such thing like this 250 years ago.
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    Call me his highness!
    Was there?
    No!
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    Now we have this!
    And some gestures are already expired.
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    Remember when you have an argument..
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    .. with the driver in the next car;
    - What are you looking at?
    - This is my road.
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    -No it's mine!

    ... and then you stop at the lights next to each other
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    -No it's mine!

    ... and then you stop at the lights next to each other
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    .. and there was a gesture like this.
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    open that window!
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    open that window I said!
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    what happened to it?
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    what happened to it?
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    it went down with the drain..
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    gestures are getting disappearing with technology
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    you are doing this with nostalgic feelings
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    but the car doesnt have that system anymore
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    - open it
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    - no I dont have it
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    - open!
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    - no mine is push-down sytem
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    there mıght be an extra fight for that!
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Cem Yılmaz | Teknoloji çılgınlığı
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