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Skateboarding Fail: http://www.raywj.com/?p=10854

Corgi Stampede: http://www.raywj.com/?p=10856

News Anchor Fail: http://www.raywj.com/?p=10859

- What's up guys? you know i'm back, look i'm cleaned

shaving, i no longer look like a serial killer, but who cares how

i look anyway, you know what? this i how i amagine you look:

yaeh, real sexy there. Regarless i want you to watch this

skateboard video now pay attention to the narration

(Skateboarding Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsRTLEPEo0U)

- Man i love this, and i love rednecks, and i love skateboards

Rednecks and skateboarding accidents go toghether like black guys

and fat white women's i know i said that before but it's true.

(Skateboarding Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsRTLEPEo0U)

- Now i'm not a parent, that i know off but when you'r kid is out

in the middle of the street like bleeding i think its a good time

to put the flip cam down. Now i know it looks like the guy was

bleeding pretty bad, but i feel like it was just a scrab, i don't

he was hurt even so i love the dads like soulless lack of sympati

(Skateboarding Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsRTLEPEo0U)

- God damn man you F*ed your S* up! God assemeth there

cletus. just emagine if that where your dad redneck

dad and everytime you like.. lost the carkeys he'd say:

(Skateboarding Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsRTLEPEo0U)

- You know you lose a sock in the dryer:

(Skateboarding Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsRTLEPEo0U)

- You go out to the club, you expect to bring a hot girl home but

instead you bring home a butterface:

(Skateboarding Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsRTLEPEo0U)

- And also when he's describing the location does he say:

"Next to Enema Treasures"?

(Skateboarding Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsRTLEPEo0U)

- Enema Treasures? Now i amagine that's some kind of like novelty

giftshop for people who are in to "Assplay" yaeh right?

you guys are in to "Assplay" right? Yaeh me to totally.. call me.

You guys ever see something so cute you wanna like snuggle it

and like roll around in it? That's what i do to dead hookers

No.. this he.. no. This is Corgi puppies check this out:

(Corgi Stampede: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGwQqxDWE2M)

- God i love you so much snuggle.. i just wanna break you to half

and eat you'r soul from the inside. I think this was the stampede

and lion king that killed mufassa. Now this video got a quarter

million views and yes i know the video is old but so was that

counsler at sommercamp who molested you. Don't bulls**t me i know

what happened, that's why you turned out looking like this:

Now not only is this video old, i reviewed on exacly like it a

couple of years ago. And i.. But i don't give a f**k i do what i

want, i f**king sell drugs to a kid in a wheelchair and then i'll

kick that wheelchair right out in the traffic and then i gigle my

ass off: Now is it just me or are corgi's really weird looking

kind of dog? Got them short little giby ass legs not that there's

anything wrong with having.. short gimby legs. I'M A HUMAN BEING!

GOD DANMIT NOT A UMPA LOOMPA and one more thing did the owner not

wanna give these dogs indavisual names, or are all named puppy?

(Corgi Stampede: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGwQqxDWE2M)

- You know what? i'll help you out. I'll give them names. That's

Fatty, that's slutty, that's a puppy named slick-back, that's

Rere, Herpe and Jesus. There you see? easy problem solved

Rere is my favorite..

Now this last video is a local news clip my favorite which got a

125.000 views in a week, now here is reporter Gordon Boyd

now Gordon Boyd comes to us from outside a courthouse where he's

reporting on a... double rape and murder trial? Jesus. Anyway

he gets a little mad on the camera and looses it:

(News Anchor Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcGzwKG8-Y)

- Technical difficulties, because anger management counts as a

technical difficulty, i still can't figure out what the hell he's

so mad about, what made him fly trough an all caps rage?

Rawww!, i threw it on the ground! No, no, no but the best part by

far, is the other angers reaction face:

see? it's weird that's not a "oh how embarrest" face, that's a

f**k me face i mean every girl i've ever met in a bar who is ever

wanted to f**k me has made that face and of cause the rest of the

girls is just roupe and then they make a face like this:

Now this video was uploaded a week ago but i fell like it's a

replican, like someone just reuploaded it but either way it was

popular this week, now i don't if old Gordon Boyd got fired

i.. don't know i kinda fell bad for him if he did but it's

slightly f**king hilarious i mean it's to bad that redneck's

dad wasn't there to like state the obvieus: God damnit you f**ked

your S**t up! Thank you redneck dad that will be all isn't there

some nascar you could be watching? I personally think old Gordon

Boyd needs to see Stampey's of Corgie's to make him feel better:

- But that's problably just cause they have cute little faces

But you know who else is my favorite? The common question

of the day which comes from a user named bam and she said:

(Missjksgirlynoodles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AR-fTipL6E)

- So.. where did that stain on the carpet come from?

And you know we.. brief anderson here don't need long explanation

for where the god danm stain on the carpet comes from

"Well i was at a bar and someone was making this f**k me face"

No, just a brief answer leave you'r answer in the comment section

(deep voice) below! or on facebook, twitter or google plus!

But thanks for watching today's episode of equals 3 (=3)

I'm Ray William Johnson and this is my f**k me face:

And i approve this message. so tell me guys: What is

the first thing you so in a foreign contry? Repeating "AssPlay"

[Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV]

- What's up Brandon? nobody f**king likes you oh tear trip to the

f**king gay bar or where it is that your going.. whoever you need

an entire day to go to a gay bar.. wait [tickles].. i just don't

have it toghether today.. f**k i can't do it right..

Raaww!.. That's a take i want you to use Brandon.. boom thats it.