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[TRANSLATED] Jim Henson vs Stan Lee. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    Greetings, heros!
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    Stan Lee's here to battle
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    It's the mind behind The Hulk
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    against the geek beneath the Fraggles
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    I'm just your friendly
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    neighbourhood writer, man
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    with a secret identity of a Super MC
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    whose raps are as dark as my shades
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    leave you squealing like:
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    MEMEMEMEME
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    You're in trouble now, Jimmy
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    you dirty old hippie
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    Your beard needs a little bit of snikt
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    damn skippy
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    Heck,that face on your neck
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    ain't sexy
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    you're one part Sweetums,
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    the other one Skeksis
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    Step up to Lee
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    and get your butt kicked
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    Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis
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    I broke Ferrigno
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    and the Comics Code
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    So keep your frog and pig show
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    moving right along down the road
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    I'm glad you got that out
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    That anger can clutter your mind
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    but you're a creative man, Stanley (yeah)
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    so, let's just leave it behind
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    'cause I can sense your tension
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    once the verbal fencing starts commencing
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    There is no defense against the dents
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    Jim Henson is dispensing
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    And I'm clenching all your strings
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    like you're a puppet in suspension
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    Call your superhero friends in
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    (Yeah, 'cause you're gonna need Avenging)
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    Let me mention,
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    I'm impressed by all the vision that it took
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    for you to sign your name
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    (On all of Jack Kirby's comic books)
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    Nice try, frogman
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    but Jack was a friend of mine
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    That was a low blow
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    he did his own Thing
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    and now you've made it clobbering time
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    Oh, you taught children
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    to count and spell
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    Then you taught your won kids
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    how to drop your wife harder
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    than you flopped on SNL
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    I'm telling you, Henson
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    You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
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    I'm a marvel of a party pooper
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    I'll snap your turtleneck
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    like a Doozer stick
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    and put you out to pasture
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    like Mr. Hooper
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    I'm sorry Jim,
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    sometimes I can't control my rage
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    Honestly, there's a lot of things
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    that you can't control at my age
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    But the truth is I miss ya
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    you were gone too soon
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    You were like watching a beautiful sunset
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    ...At noon
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    Ah Stan, don't be sad
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    we all have a time to go (yeah)
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    Most of the internet thought that
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    you died 12 years ago
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    But the Four will always be Fantastic
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    The Hulk will always be Incredible
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    The words you wrote
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    within the hearts of heroes are indelible
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    There is no beef between us
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    we're two minds of the same kind
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    And there is no man who could ever muck
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    with what we've left behind
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    M-I-C
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    I rock the mic properly
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    K-E-Y
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    Turning profits I've got the key
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    I'm the Juggernaut of
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    stacking knots unstoppably
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    The Disneyland-Lord of your
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    intellectual property
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    So get back to work,
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    that's my dime you're wasting
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    I didn't buy you for billions
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    so you could play around debating
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    Ah, you belong to Disney,
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    which means you stay busy
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    cranking out magic
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    and assembly line whimsy
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    Artists begging me to stop,
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    I won't let' em!
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    Labour conditions in my shop?
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    I don't sweat 'em!
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    I'm powerful enough to
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    make a mouse gigantic
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    With only 3 circles I dominate the planet
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    Clearly, there's nobody near me
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    I'm owning this battle
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    In fact, I own this whole series
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    So, hop on my steamboat, boys
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    but don't rock it
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    I'll put a smile on your face
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    and green in your pockets
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    You'll be safe and insured
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    when you're under my employ
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    Now look at it!
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    Gaze upon my empire of joy!
Title:
[TRANSLATED] Jim Henson vs Stan Lee. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]
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Epic Rap Battles of History
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