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Applause
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A: Hello, I'm Alex and this is Jack,
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and welcome to another episode of
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Movie Reviews for Mom.
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Moms are very very busy,
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and they don't have a lot of time
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to watch movies cause they're
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always doing stuff.
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Taking care of us.
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We take it upon ourselves to
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give all the moms out there
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a review of the movie
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that is about 1 to 2 minutes,
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so they can watch movies
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and get things done at the same time.
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Let's just jump right into it.
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Okay.
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Pirates of the Caribbean.
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A: You like that movie, right?
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J: Yeah!
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A: Yeah. J: Totally!
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A: We all know Captain Jack Sparrow.
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J: Jack Sparrow?
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A: What do you think of Jack Sparrow?
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J: Uhh, like his hair is kinda funny.
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A: Yeah his hair is pretty out there,
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it's a pretty ridiculous hairdo
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for a pretty ridiculous character.
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J: But anyways I don't know
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how he cuts that!
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A: No, me neither! So strange.
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Let's roll the movie review
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for Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Dramatic music
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J: Jack Sparrow
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J: fhwaaa
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J: I need to go buy treasure
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J: Oh my goodness!
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J: Where's my tresure?
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J: Where's my treasure?
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J: I can't find my treasure
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J: Smells like dough
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J: Ooooooh, wow
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J: hiyjah
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J: Now,
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J: I gotta find that criminal
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The one, that pirate, oh where is he?
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A: Oh no! Jack Sparrow, you found my gold
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J: I could not find it
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A: We shall battle for my gold
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[Pirates of the Carribbean theme song]
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A: That's my gold!
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[inaudible play fighting talk]
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A: Gimme back my gold!
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A: Help me!
J: Die!
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J: Argh, I'm Jack Sparrow!
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A: Woaaah, that was a good one
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J: Yeaaaaaah
A: That was pretty good
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A: So I guess Jack Sparrow is
looking for his treasure,
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there's bad guys,
typical kinda pirate movie.
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A: Do you think he got the treasure?
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A: Yeah, yeah, Jack Sparrow
always gets the treasure
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A: Let's see what we have next
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A: Mad Hatter
J: [excited gasp]
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J: I love Mad Hatter!
A: Yeah
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A: Yeah Mad Hatter is pretty great
J: Yeaaah
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A: What's the movie Mad Hatter is in?
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J: Alice in Wonderland
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A: Yes Alice in Wonderland
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A: Without further ado,
let's take a look at the clip.
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J: I'm in the Mad Hatter
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A: yeah yeah
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J: And you harmed me
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A: yeah, yeah
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J: I'll get you a new hat
A: I need a hat
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J: These are all the hats
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A: Oh wow that's a lot! That's a lot.
I'm liking what I'm seeing already
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J: I noticed that you like baseball hats
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A: yeah yeah, this is nice
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J: Let's try this blue one first
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A: Oh wow, this is pretty nice!
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J: That looks very good
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A: I like it, [chuckle]
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J: I think we're done here
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A: Can I try on the other ones, or?
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J: That will be $100
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A: $100!!
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J: Do you have that kinda money?
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J: The Mad Hatter doesn't come cheap!!
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A: Do you take a cheque?
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J: Yep
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A: Okay, cool
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A: Wow, that was great.
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A: So obviously the Mad Hatter has
quite an extensive knowledge
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of all the different hats out there
J: Yeah
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A: You played the Mad Hatter in this
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movie review didn't you?
J: Yah, it was super good
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J: It takes hard work
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A: Correct me if I'm wrong but you studied
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for this role for about two years? To be
the Mad Hatter?
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J: Yeaah
A: We actually have the test footage
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from when you first put on the hat
and started to become the character
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J: Yeah
A: Let's take a look at that
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J: [slurp] Yummy!
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A: How about you ask me, give me the cup
and "do you want some"?
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J: Umm yeah
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A: Say "do you want some?"
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J: Um yeah
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A: No no, repeat what I'm saying,
say "do you want some?"
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J: Uhhhh, yeah
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A: This is what you're gonna do Jack
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I'm gonna give this to you,do
the same thing I'm doing
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J: Do you wa-
A: want some, yeah you say that
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J: Do you want some
A: Yep
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J: And then it's me
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A: And then
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A: But you gotta say
do you want some first
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J: I do
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A: No. you say that to me
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J: I do
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A: Do you want some
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J: Do you want some
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A: Sure, thank you
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A & J: Woaaah
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J: The face paint, definitely Jesus
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A: The face paint, right
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J: Yeah
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A: And was the hat heavy?
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J: Uh really heavy, I dunno
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A: Also a little known fact, the original
actor Johnny Depp played
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both the Jack Sparrow and Mad Hatter
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J: And he built, and he actually did that
Mad Hatter hat
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A: Yeah
J: He built that
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A: Yeah, crazy
J: He made that, I can't believe it
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A: Okay let's see what we have next here
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A: Sonic the Hedgehog
J: That, that, that thing was like amazing
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A: Well let's take a look
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