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What If Google Was A Guy (Part 3)

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    (Google) Next!
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    (angrily) NEXT!
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    COME ON!
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    If Google Was a Guy Part 3
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    - What up, Google?
    - (muttering) Oh god.
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    Electric outlets look surprised why?
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    Because--
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    Millipedes ten times faster than centipedes?
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    Baby powder made outta babies?
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    You know that it's not!
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    Well, hello there young man!
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    Big booty Puerto Rican goddess.
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    Taxes have to pay why?
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    What is YOLO?
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    is that your kids phone?
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    Is YOLO a drug?
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    Siri, how big is the Serengeti?
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    - You know, I actually--
    - No problem!
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    Show me pictures of spaghetti.
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    No, that's not what she asked for!
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    Your search for dsfbvtdgtffinfuejk returned no results.
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    (meowing)
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    (sassily) Vaccines cause autism.
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    Well, I have one million results that say they don't
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    and one result that says they do.
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    I knew it!
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    Just because I have it DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUEEE!
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    300 pound beautiful Indian princess.
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    What's a surf bored?
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    You mean surf board?
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    No! Surf bored.
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    Oh!
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    Do dead people pay taxes?
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    How do I get to the...deep web?
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    Follow me.
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    - Google?
    - (testily) You're here.
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    - Google.com.
    - That is ME.
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    Google.com website.
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    Eh?
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    Finally!
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    How make people think you die?
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    Sonic the Hedgehog pics.
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    The old Sega video games?
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    Safe search off!
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    Oh! What have you done?!
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    How big is the Serengeti?!
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    More pictures of spaghetti!
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    - More pictures of--
    - That's not what she asked for!
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    - THAT IS NOT WHAT SHE ASKED--
    - HOW BIG IS THE SERENGETI?!
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    - Why do Asian--
    - Have small noses,
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    wear face masks, have small eyes, have small penises--
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    Pandas have trouble mating in captivity. Jesus!
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    It's not me. It's them!
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    Where should you buy a life-like bearded mannequin?
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    Sorry, I don't see spaghetti in your contact!
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    (mocking Siri's speech)
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    Biggest, sexiest woman in all of Iraq.
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    Difference between the human body and a mannequin?
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    Oh my god!
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    Clear history.
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    (flames roar)
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    Alright. Sugar Ray ironically cool yet?
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    I'm sorry...
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    Bummer!
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    Big booty Puerto Rican goddess.
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    Hey, thanks so much for watching the video.
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    As a reward, we're gonna do a little improv scene for you.
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    Can we have a suggestion, please?
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    (off screen) Kill yourselves!
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    I heard "water balloons".
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    Uh, while we figure this out, please click to subscribe.
Title:
What If Google Was A Guy (Part 3)
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:35
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