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(Google) Next!
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(angrily) NEXT!
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COME ON!
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If Google Was a Guy Part 3
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- What up, Google?
- (muttering) Oh god.
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Electric outlets look surprised why?
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Because--
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Millipedes ten times faster than centipedes?
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Baby powder made outta babies?
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You know that it's not!
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Well, hello there young man!
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Big booty Puerto Rican goddess.
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Taxes have to pay why?
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What is YOLO?
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is that your kids phone?
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Is YOLO a drug?
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Siri, how big is the Serengeti?
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- You know, I actually--
- No problem!
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Show me pictures of spaghetti.
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No, that's not what she asked for!
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Your search for dsfbvtdgtffinfuejk returned no results.
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(meowing)
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(sassily) Vaccines cause autism.
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Well, I have one million results that say they don't
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and one result that says they do.
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I knew it!
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Just because I have it DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUEEE!
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300 pound beautiful Indian princess.
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What's a surf bored?
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You mean surf board?
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No! Surf bored.
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Oh!
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Do dead people pay taxes?
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How do I get to the...deep web?
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Follow me.
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- Google?
- (testily) You're here.
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- Google.com.
- That is ME.
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Google.com website.
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Eh?
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Finally!
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How make people think you die?
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Sonic the Hedgehog pics.
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The old Sega video games?
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Safe search off!
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Oh! What have you done?!
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How big is the Serengeti?!
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More pictures of spaghetti!
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- More pictures of--
- That's not what she asked for!
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- THAT IS NOT WHAT SHE ASKED--
- HOW BIG IS THE SERENGETI?!
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- Why do Asian--
- Have small noses,
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wear face masks, have small eyes, have small penises--
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Pandas have trouble mating in captivity. Jesus!
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It's not me. It's them!
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Where should you buy a life-like bearded mannequin?
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Sorry, I don't see spaghetti in your contact!
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(mocking Siri's speech)
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Biggest, sexiest woman in all of Iraq.
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Difference between the human body and a mannequin?
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Oh my god!
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Clear history.
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(flames roar)
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Alright. Sugar Ray ironically cool yet?
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I'm sorry...
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Bummer!
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Big booty Puerto Rican goddess.
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Hey, thanks so much for watching the video.
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As a reward, we're gonna do a little improv scene for you.
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Can we have a suggestion, please?
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(off screen) Kill yourselves!
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I heard "water balloons".
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