Ficarra e Picone [Nati stanchi] - Che Guevara - Suocera agente segreto - Sub Eng

Scene from the movie Nati Stanchi, Ficarra and Picone, Subtitles in English.
Scena del film Nati Stanchi di Ficarra e Picone con sottotitoli in Inglese.

The invisible nemesis, that was their problem

Their theories over the possible culprits started to expand and connect everyone.

From the closest relatives to those furthest away,

from friends to enemies, all probable culprits all with possible motives

until arriving at the most unbelievable theory...

So you think the secret service are involved?

Sure man, two guys like us who don't work and aren't happy,

we're loose cannons in this society.

Effectively we're both inconveniences.

Inconveniences? We're two revolutionaries my friend,

like Che Guevara.

Who?

Che Guevara.

And who's that?

I don't know, some guy who makes T-shirts.

That's what I'm saying, if we passed through the cracks

it would have meant the collapse of the world economy,

they used every means to stop us.

Yea but who would have said it eh? My mother-in-law, a secret agent!

It was obvious!

You're mother-in-law knows how to make goulash, sacher torte and polenta,

three foreign recipes, how does she know them

if she hasn't left home in forty years?

So in your opinion all secret agents know foreign recipes?

Of course because they travel.

Wait but didn't you just say that my mother-in-law never leaves home?

I don't know man,

I just explained the whole thing precisely

you can't just ask me to repeat it!