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Oh sorry, I received an intestinal wash and I'm not ok yet, sorry
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It's a japanese watch; I've found it in and easter egg given by a friend of mine, Mariarosa
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We don't care, are you found on life insurance?
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well...ok, so please calculate the annual cost for a life policy of an hypothetical client, for example my colleague
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I woo't insure him, he's close to death, I'm sure he will not survive the night
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Hey, behave, cough cough
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So, this is a basic contract of a total insurance that covers all injuries
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This is the pen, you must come to my home and convince me to sign it
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At what time are we going to see? - Where?- At your place, didn't you invite me to your home? -It was an example! Sit down-
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Come closer
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Now you are in my home. Driin. What's that? Your bell! Ah, you have another type, that makes dlin dlon, I make dlin dlon if you want
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what's that? It's your door, it's not working properly, dit needs some fat
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Ohh, wonderful, authors' painting, ancient furnitures,silverware
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it's all yours! You inherited? Compliments!
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But if a thief comes he steals everything, but you don't care, because you already signed here and
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I have a perfect alarm system against any kind of thief, noone can enter here
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A lighting burns your roof, it happened to a neighbour of mine but you don't care because you signed here and the insurance
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I have a lightning rod on the roof
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the maid put wax on the ground, you slip and break two ribs, and since you are very fat you ruin the floor
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I have moquette, and never slip
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A cigarettes falls and burns the moquette...I dont smoke
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Your dog kills the neighbour's cat...but you don't care...
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I don't have any dog
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Your child with a bal breaks a glass..-I don't have any child-
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your wife....you don't have any wife, you didn't find one with your size...
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Ok, I'm without possibilities to sell
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and now...what do you do?
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I take the contract and write that you didn't want to get an insurance
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The pen is not working....ooooh, sorry sorry
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you soiled my suit!
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You see? If you had signed my contract you would be have been insured against it!
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and you would have received 30 or 40 mila lire (20 euros)
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this costs 500.000 lire (250 euro) it's made of precious linen!
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well, this are your own and expert's business
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anyway, if you change idea, let me know!
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My condolences.
