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Just recently, we discovered,
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that more than 82 million hidden terrorists live in Germany.
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And you are one of them.
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That is why we now monitor and save all your activities for 6 months.
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For example: Who you’re calling, and where from.
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When you use your mobile phone, and where.
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When you log on to the internet, and where.
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Which pages you visit.
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Who you’re writing emails to, and why.
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And because you are a terrorist the Federal Criminal Police Office is now allowed to monitor your computer.
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We know your passwords, watch your holiday photos,
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track who you’re chatting with, or browse your personal documents.
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We can download all data from your computer, change it or save entirely new data.
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We never had a internationally planned terror attack in Germany,
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but with you, and the 82 million new terrorists,
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we have to be careful that it stays that way.
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A new identity card, which saves amongst other data finger prints,
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more surveillance cams, and a lot more surprises are already on their way to you.
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Because you are … a terrorist.
