Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover - Saturday Night Live

Boys, breakfast's ready...

There is a serious problem
afflicting a generation of women.

And, if not treated early on,
it will only get worse...

as you grow older:

really cool lower back tattoos.

It seemed like such a good idea
at the time, didn't it?

Hello! I'm doctor
Edward Turlington.

The studies show that next to
smoking and having sex,

getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing
a young woman can do to be cool.

And you, ladies, were cool!

But now look at you!

Let's face it:
you are not young anymore.

You're not even close!

That's why you need Turlington's
Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

Look, here's a really
cool lower back tattoo

on an attractive
20-year-old girl.

Now, watch what happens
to that tattoo

when that young girl becomes
a 65-year-old woman.

Pretty sad indeed!

That's why I developed Turlington's
Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

Just apply once every hour
for 72 straight hours.

And watch that tattoo
slowly burn away.

Mother f....er!

That tingling means
it's working.

Soon enough that silly
mistake will be long gone.

And that slight discoloration
will be the only thing

to remind you of that crazy
weekend in Jamaica.

Well, maybe not the only thing...

Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover -

because you won't be cool forever!