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Uh, I've come to understand as an adult—
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with the help of Laurie,
my beautiful wife—
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that there had been abuse in my family,
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but it was mostly musical in nature.
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My father used to lock me away in a
room with nothing but the, uh,
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Percy Faith recording
of "Bim! Bam!! Boom!!!"
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and then send me to bed
with nothing but dessert.
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And one of the records he put me in
there with was "Sunny Side Up,"
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Main Street Singers, 1968.
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And I tell you, my head opened up,
my heart opened up.
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I listened to that record over
and over and over.
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I knew right and left
and every way to Sunday.
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I feel like I knew those people.
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And I wanted to be in that group
so badly that,
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at the age of 8 years old,
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I went down into the basement
and I made cardboard cutouts
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of everybody in the group so that
I could sing along with them
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and be one of them.
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These were my friends,
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and they were made out of a gin boxes.
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It's odd, that, you know, Laurie
came from such a different—
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Right, a completely different path.
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I was brought up in a very small town
just south of the Chicago city limits,
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and just far enough away to have
been peopled with pure,
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unadulterated white trash.
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And because I was one of so many children,
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I don't believe that anyone noticed
when I blew town at 15
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and ended up in San Francisco, California.
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And it's at this point in my story
that the dark clouds part,
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because I met a certain Mr. Wiseman,
who gave me a job in his shop.
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And before long, he tapped me to do
some small roles
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in some of his short films for more
mature audiences.
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And before long I had landed,
if you will, some leads.
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And then I started to do some cameos.
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Well, I was known for doing a certain
thing that many of the other girls
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wouldn't do.
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And of course, I love to sing,
ever since I was a little girl.
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And I learned to play the ukulele in
one of my last films, uh,
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"Not-So-Tiny Tim."
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And based on that, my world opened up,
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because I was invited to join the
reformed New Main Street Singers.
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And that's where I met my man.
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And before long,
I was the new Mrs. Bohner.
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[both laughing]
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Isn't that somethin'?
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Beautiful story.