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- Checco, your mother...
- ... I'll call her later.
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- The white dwarf star is at
its last stage of evolution.
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And it has not enough force to fight
against gravity,
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and collapse on itself.
And it happens that...
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- It happens that?
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- .. . that they are back together,
this is what that happens.
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- They are back together!
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- But who?
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- Who?
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- ... They are back together...
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... and I didn't know anything about it...
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Do you know what that means
for my little town?
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Hey, guys!
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How can you be so arid?
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Me, here.
I lost all of this...
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Motherland Italy was starting to
make me feeling her call.
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Hey Inge! This language is
unnecessarily complex.
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I can translate all these sentences
in Italian with a single world, 2 letters.
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- How was your job interview?
How you can answer?
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Come on, what about a discount?
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If I catch you, there will be troubles!
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I am quite satisfied about
how it has gone.
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And so, at this stage,
I think it's useless with the lessons.
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- Hey guys, my house is overfilled!
Bring them back home!
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- Come on, take them!
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- It's only when we lose something
that we start to understand their value.
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Got it, madam? I didn't want
to sneak into the cue!
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Since I have only one bottle
and you have the full cart,
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than us, in Italy, we allow
people to sneak in!
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Because we are not uncivilized!
We are polite! We are polite!
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- Checco, let's go! Let's go!
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- Keep eating, that you are worn!
(in his original town dialect, funny)
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- So, let me understand. You came in Italy,
you tasted our kitchen,
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and than you thought to open
an italian restaurant, here.
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- Yes!
- And, listen, how do you cook these spaghetti?
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- Easy! Take the water,
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put the pasta
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light up the fire...
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30 minutes!
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- Me, instead, I let the water boil first!
Think how I am an asshole!
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- Do you want something else after?
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- Yes, a screwdriver and a ladder.
- What?
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- What is he doing????
- Calm, don't worry!
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- Go fuck yourself!
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- You cannot write ITALIAN in vane!!
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VIKING! You are a VIKING!
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- What the fuck he is doing???
- Checco, please, stop!!
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- Sorry but, I need it.
- Only once than you promise...
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- What the fuck are you doing!?
- What the fuck are you honking!!
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- I am italian!
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- Don't you think it is wonderful?
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- Yes, Bergen in nightime is wonderful.
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- No, I mean the car double parked.
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Its natural position...
That's the way the are supposed to be.
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- But now it is enough.
Go down and move it.
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- Nah, I like it like that.
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- But tomorrow you will move it,
promise?
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Come on, let's go to sleep, it is night.
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- Also this morning was night.
