The Lucy Show - Season 5, Episode 6: Lucy Flies to London (HD Remastered)

Mr. Mooney...

Touche, Mrs.Carmichael

Mr.Mooney, I'm so sorry

but I was in such a hurry
to tell you the good news.

boy, are you gonna be surprised.

About what?

I won the first place in a dog food contest.

That doesn't surprise me.

I've tasted your cooking.

I didn't make the dog food.

I just entered the contest
and I won a trip to London.

Look, here's my ticket.

My plane leaves Monday morning.

Well, what makes you think you can take off
from work just like that.

Oh well, I have some days coming to me.

I've been saving up my sick leave.

Your sick leave?

Yes, yes, sir.I know you don't know
what I've gone through to save up

those few measly days.

Oh some days I have been so miserable.

Oh well, I never realized
you were so dedicated.

Oh yes. You know, one day I came to work

in such pain
that I had to ask the bank guard

to give me a bullet to bite on.

Why, you poor se(?).

Mrs.Carmicael, it is impossible for you
to leave at this time.

Why?

Because I have to go east next week
on business and

I want sometne to be here in this office.

But Mr. Mooney, last year we both took
our vacations at the same time.

Nobody even missed us.

Exactly and I never want that
to happen again.

Oh, Mr.Mooney, that' s a thanks I get
for all the hard work I've done,

all the long hours of concentration
I've put in.

On what?

On my dog food jingle.

Dog food Jingle?

Yeah! The one that I won the prize with.

"I feed my doggie arf-arf.
I buy it by the bunch.

I know it's tasty dog food
I eat it myself for lunch/

You wrote that?

Yes, I did.

Oh you do need sick leave.

You mean I can go?

OH go, go, go.

Oh, Mr.Mooney, thank you.

Thank you. Oh, I'm going to London.

I'm going to London.
I'm gonna tell the girls.

And they think
they'll always be in England.

Oh Mary Jane, I'M so excited.

There it is. There it is.
British Imperial Airways.

You know what it said on the ticket

"from the moment you step up
to the counter,

you feel a bit of Britain."

Oh isn't it exciting?

But you better hurry, honey.

- You have to check your ticket.
- Yeah OK.

- Oh dear.
- Where's your ticket?

I must have left it in my bag.

My bag! My bag!

Sir, sir, excuse me.
I'm on my way to London

and I had my ticket
and I left it in my bag.

I put my bag down there
and it went that way

and I don't know
how to get it back.

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- Did you understand what he said？
- No.

Excuse me, sir.
perhaps your friend could help me?

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Right here. As I undestand
did your in a bit of tiz woz,

because you went and
lost your blooming dewton, lady? (?)

Yes, yes! I lost my bloom and dude lady

and I want to know how to get it back.

Because you need to get
yourself into states(?)

Of course I'm gonna stay.
My plane's ready to take off and

and my, my, my tickets in my bag.

My bag took off without me and
I don't know how to get it.

Perhaps I can be of some help, ladies.

Oh I hope so.
I sure would appreciate.

If you don't mind, sir,

but thisman was trying to tell you

Is that the baggage room's
in the basement.

In the basement? Oh thank...

basement? I don't know if I have time
to get to the basement.

My plane is taking off for London.
It's flight19.

How soon's flight 19 leave?

It just left.

Just left.

Oh no.

I knew this was too good to be true.

I told you to get an earlier start.

Don't get so upset.

Look, there's a plane leaving for New York
in a few minutes.

I'm not going to New York.
I'm going to London.

I know if you take the plane
from here to New York

there they can get your connections
on to London.

- Oh can I do that?
- Sure!

Oh thank you. Remember
to take your tickets to main ticket....

Oh yes, sir. Yes, sir. Oh my tickets.

Yeah, I got to get my tickets

Yeah, I got to get my tickets.

Here you are. Seat 10C.
oh thank you, thank you very much.

Would you like me to take that for you?
oh, yes, yes, thank you.

- Oh, miss.
- Yes.

Uh, I keep forgetting
about the difference in time.

Do I set my watch ahead or back?

Oh it's three hours later in New York.

Oh, well, uh
I'm not just going to New York.

I'm going all the way to London,
London England, in Europe.

Very nice. Time difference is eight hours
between here and London.

London, England?
In Europe.

Oh I'm terribly sorry.

Uh, sir, I wonder
if you would do me a favor.

Yeah, what is it?

Uh, you see my girlfriend is here
to see me off and

I promised to wave her but
I don't think she can see me.

Would you wave Mary Jane?

Shr is the one in the green suit
right by the gate.

just, just give her a little wave, oh yeah

thank you very much.
oh look she's waving back to it

and she's throwing me a kiss.

she's the very best girlfriend i've got.

Would you mind throwing her a kiss?

thank you, oh excuse me.

oh i would love to get a shot of her.
uh just waving to me

Would you just draw back a little bit.

maybe you better take it.

maybe you could.
just press this little thing right here.

yes now get her attention.
Wav to her.

thank you very much.
I appreciate that.

she really is my very best girlfriend.

thank you.
i'm terribly sorry.

i'm sitting on the wrong side of the plane
to wave goodbye to her.

- may i take your coat?
- uh oh yes.

yes i guess so.
thank you, thank you.

Is there anything else i can do for you?

uh no i don't think so uh

Later i may have some coffee tea or milk.

- Mr Mooney!
- Mrs Carmichael, what are you doing here?

well i don't blame you
for being surprised. i missed my plane.

That doesn't surprise me.

well i'm going to New York
on this plane and then

i get my plane for London from there
oh I see.　I see.

- My, it's a small world isn't it?
- Yes

and with you in it no wonder
they're racing for the moon.

Mr Mooney. You know you ought to be glad
that i'm sitting here with you

instead of some stranger.

After all it's a long trip and
you'll have someone nice to talk to.

Mrs Carmichael, when i arrive in New York
i'm going directly to an important meeting.

That's why I'm studying these documents
and I don't want to be disturbed.

oh... yes, sir.

It is a wonderful age we live in.

breakfast in Los Angeles,
lunch in New York, dinner in London.

Iisn't it exciting?

Frankly my business takes me
on so many transcontinental overseas trips.

that it isn't very exciting for me.
i get pretty sick of flying.

oh really? well actually I.. I get
a little bored now, and then yeah.

Fasten your seatbelt, please.

Oh I guess we're gonna take off. huh

You better fasten your seat belt.
i'd be happy to.

You give me the other half of my belt.

oh you have ...
yeah yeah.

oh you have two buckles

Oh for heaven's sake.
you have part of mine.

In a way they don't have
the right in the first place.

Ladies and gentlemen
may i have your attention, please.

since the takeoff portion of our flight
will be over water.

i'd like to demonstrate
how to put on the life jackets,

which you'll find under your seat.

sir, she wants you to pay attention.

i've seen this a hundred times.

oh oh yeah it's a real drag.

the chances of your having to use
the life jackets are very remote,

but regulations require
this demonstration.

After the jacket is securely tied,

it is inflated by pulling this cord.

jacket should be inflated
only after leaving the plane.

thank you very much.

Would you care for some gum？
oh thank you.

no thank you.
it's for your ears.

For my ears?

oh of course i forgot.

Does gyn really help?

oh yes chewing the gum does seem
to help relieve the pressure

during the takeoff.
Thank you.

I get so used to wearing them
I forget I have them up.

oh i i'm glad you're through
with your work, Mr Mooney.

i was feeling kinda lonesome.

Mrs,Carmichael i am going to listen to
some nice quiet music

- and try to get some rest.
- oh is that what those are?

what are you doing?

i was just trying to
turn up the volume.

Turn up your own volume.

All I want is a little rest
so I don't crash at the meeting.

Sorry. sir.

i certainly hope they serve lunch soon.
I didn't have any breakfast.

miss, miss, you have to press the button
on the arm at the same time.

oh of course i forget.
all planes are different.

oh i found it. i have it now.

what's the matter?
Did you have a bad dream?

No i didn't have a bad dream.

Miss, your button is on this arm.

oh oh oh yes, thank you.

Would you care for some champagne?

champagne!? oh thank you.

All right, this is delicious.
happy landing.

Bon voyage!
uh the boniest.

-What was that?
- just a little turbulence.

a little turbulence?

oh I hope they don't have
too much of that up here.

oh my.
was that a small turbulence?

It's getting a little rough.
it certainly is.

more champagne?
why not?

boy. is getting hot in here.

i certainly hope
they serve lunch pretty soon.

you know it's nearly midnight in London,
England in Europe.

you know something?
what?

you're awfully nice.
thank you

i think i'm going to tell you
a little secret.

secret?

i've never flown before.

you're kidding.

you couldn't tell, could you?

i would have sworn you were peter pan.

boy, i hope they serve lunch pretty soon.

i certainly didn't mention
this turbulence in my travel folder.

i think we're heading into a little storm.

Really?

[ ] [ ] life jacket on?
Life jacket? What's going on?

Well the plane was pitching,
Pitching?

The plane is ditching,?

Settle down. Settle down.

Settle down.

Now what's going on here?

well he said
the plane was ditching.

now look sir, you've caused nothing but
trouble since you came aboard.

fell out of your seat,
you wrecked the luggage rack

and now you've got the whole plane
in an uproar.

now .everybody, just be calm.

Eeverything's going to be all right.

now take your seats.

Sit down, sir.
Everything's going to be just fine.