Deool 2011 Marathi Movie

Deool 2011 Marathi Movie

Ram Ram (Greetings)

Ram Ram (Greetings)

What's this? SEz
(Special Economic zone)

Nah, its Archeology work...

Is it?

They Dig up stuff from
as old as 1500 years...

Bones, spines,
entire bodies sometimes

Is it so? Crazy stuff!

How about you, you a driver?

Have you seen Kardi?

She is... like a...
milky grayish cow...

Has she been here?

Nope
- No? Shit!

If you see her just
give me a shout...

Anna...

Anna...

Why is he out in this heat?

Kesha...
- There you are Nivrutti Dada!

Where have you been?
- In the fields.

Have you seen kardi?

Kardi? No...

She's been wondering
for the past 3-4 days

I have been all over...

...the fork, that place
they are digging up...

The other day I found
her up on the moorland...

...near the Umbar (Ficus) tree

I bet that's where
she is even today...

She must have seen something there

Wonder what...

And where is this Kulkarni Anna
(Uncle) - Tehsil (Local Govt) office

Had your bread?
- Yes

Later then... will go look for her

O mother of the Universe!

You want me to trot
around the globe, do you?

Just stay here now...
till I have my food

You want some?

Karde... Can you not feel the heat?

You know, I almost
conked out due to the heat...

...and you are out here.

You should behave Karde...

You are from a
reputed family, aren't you?

You have seen Bhau take care of
the entire village, have you not?

You should show a
bit more responsibility

Never mind... don't
move from here now

I don't feel that good

I'll lie down for a bit...

I have one eye on you... ok?

Don't you move...

Karde...

Was Lord Dutta...
Was he calling you?

Dutta is here... Dutta is here

Dutta is here

Dutta is here

Brother, what happened?

Dutta is here...

Dutta is here...

Dutta is here...

Who is here?

Some Dutta or some fellow

Dutta is here... Dutta is here

Dutta is here... Dutta...

Dutta is here... Dutta is here

Dutta is here... Dutta is here

Now two at a time

What the...

give it back

Take it

Bhau, you there? Bhau, Bhau!
- What the...

Bhau, Bhau! Bhau, you there?

Who is that?
- Bhau.

Who is that? Who is that?

Bhau!
- Who is that? What is it?

Bhau... You been sleeping?

No such luck... Lots of work...
here and there...

You been sleeping
here peacefully and...

I was NOT sleeping... no!

Never mind... you were wrestling...!

But Bhau, no one has
ever seen what I just saw...

There has been a miracle
out there... - What miracle?

Dutta showed up... He
is here... Lord Dutta!

Whats wrong Kesha?

Vahini... Dutta is here... out
in the open... Gurudev Dutta!

Who has brought him here?
- No one!

He came by himself...
The one with 3 faces

Ok I am off Bhau,
continue with your nap...

Emdya...

Just brush off that ant

Why? You Pregnant?

I want to do it myself...
but my body doesn't agree

lt'll fall off by itself I guess...

Aniket please make sure
you deliver these sweets

The brat won't go to
school without these

Sure will do.
- Yes.

What do you have there Poetya
(Mr. Poet)? Something to eat?

Sandipan has given
sweets for his kid

Give me some
- They aren't mine

Give me a couple man... the
kid won't die if I have some

So Poetya, did you get the magazine?

I sure did

Did they publish the poem?
- Of course!

Money?
- I got it, yes

That's the best part.
Recite it to us!

Ya go for it

Don't be shy

Ya talk to me...

The poet says...

'Daily soaps churn out
episodes left-centre-right...

'Daily soaps churn out
episodes left-centre-right...

The sky spreads bright and...

...white not a single drop
of rain in sight... - Ok.

The woman in the house fetches
pots and pots of water to and fro...

The woman in the house fetches
pots and pots of water to and fro...

She is the wife of my bro...

The truth is... there is
nothing left in the village...

...and Aniket has
remained a namesake... '

Good good... National
poet's award... - Surely!

What white has spread wide...?

Bajya you ass...

It's used as a metaphor...
or something like that

The poet is referring to
the cloudless skies here!

Exactly!

Tomya... you know right?

Dutta is here in the village

Who now?

Gurudev Dutta is
here in the village!

Kesha was looking for our kardi...

...and you know what she did?

She used her horns to dig out Dutta!

And had Lord Dutta Buried
Himself in a hole there?

Lts not that guys...
God is everywhere...

He can be found anywhere!

Maybe... But what the
hell He is doing here?

When there are thousands of
other villages to manifest Himself!

Why would He come here? To die?

God doesn't die you moron!

Dutta arrived!
What a bloody miracle!

The mail doesn't arrive...

...roads aren't built,
rains always give us a miss...

...a good match is
also a distant dream.

And now suddenly... Dutta!

Why do you believe Kesha?
Does God show up like that?

Kesha has lost it! Damn!!

Hey... don't curse God!

He'll make you pay for it!

Poetya... good topic for you...
shoot out one poem... come on!

The Poet says

The sky is filled with dark clouds...

The sky... Yuvri... hold on...

Guys my ride is here...
Emdya... See you...

The sky is filled with dark,
hungry clouds...

And Aniket's sweets are now
consumed he should have no doubts!

Mother... come here!

Oh mother! Just missed...

They had to go in a break now...

What is it Keshya? Where's the fire?

You are worse than a little kid!

What do you want?

Come in here first

Ok... here I am... what is it now?

I saw Dutta this afternoon...!
- What?

I saw Dutta on the barren land...!
In the trunk of the ficus tree...

Dutta? Which Dutta?

Sunil Dutta (a filmstar) you idiot!

Dutta... Lord Dutta Himself!

You saw Dutta? You?

Why?

How do I know?

But I saw him... in person...
human like... in all his glory...

The sight sent a chill through
me... I didn't know what to do

That's what I was
trying to tell you...

Oh my dear!! My dear son!

What a fortunate boy you are...

Only the blessed ones see him!

Mohini... see how lucky you are!

But listen, don't tell anyone

Or you will blurt it
out to everyone...

All these bastards
will make fun of you...

My dear! You are
so pure, innocent...

You saw Dutta Guru Himself!

Oh God! Thank you... Thank you!!

If only your father
was alive today...

He would have rushed to
that tree right away...

Oh... thank you God!

You blessed my son!

Aunty, the break is over...

Alright... We'll go to
the tree later... ok?

Mohini... come quick

Sunita is going to find out
that Savitri slept with Shailesh!

Lets go quick! Let Go!

Saw Dutta he says!

Winning is not my habbit...
it's my need

Don't we have any fries?

Have some...
- Give me some...

Tomya...

Tomya...

Your father was saying...
- What?

He wants Kesha to work
our spare land. Is it ok?

Ya sure... let him
farm on all our land...

...grow sugarcane, grapes...

Tomya... Tomya...

Tomya...

Mr. JAMBHUWANT is having his dinner!

Does it burn their tongue
to call you Mr. Jambhuwant!

Only our village is
cursed with failure!

No factory... no industry!

Something has to change...
The whole world is changing...

Such swanky cars
come to our toll-booth!

Now is the time We have
to start a new business!

How are you Nivrutti nana?
No bhajan's today?

Just heading there...
was fixing up the drums

See you later then.
- Yes.

Guys hurry...

Hope we don't have
a bloody power cut!

Damn! Do you want to slurp her
up like the chameleon reptile?

You pervert! That's not for you

It's only in the cities!

You guys just keep drooling over
the TV or listen to Dutta myths

Yuvri... you are lucky...
getting married soon, you have a job

You will soon listen
to marriage chants!

Bullshit man!

I was happy when Dad asked
me to take care of the shop...

No one farms anymore...
Why sell pesticides then?

Tomya... am I late? Topless?

Not yet Appa... Still to come...
Where have you been?

You missed the first one
What a beach... Jamaica!

Appa Sir... hey move
your ass... Appa Sir... Sit

Topless is at the end sir,
after the last break

Never... never be late for
Bridgetes sexy beaches...

Wasn't me... it's my wife...

I mean as a wife, she is ok

But she blurts out
everything to Bhau and Vahini

And you Know Bhau... he
never stops lecturing...

Take care of the family
matters and all that crap

Talk to me Audience!

What?

I heard 'Dutta' has
come to our village!

Guys... he is asking about Dutta!

Ya sure, ask him to
come see for himself!

Damn! News travels fast...
Straight to Mumbai?

Who has Dutta come to visit? -
Nothing like that mate, all bullshit.

Ya everyone's here. BSB is on

Where are you?

In a show?

Hey I'll call you later!

The Poet says...

Listen...

The blouse hugs her bosom tight

The 'material' inside overflows,
without a fight!

The blouse hugs her bosom tight

The 'material' inside overflows,
without a fight!

And though God made
an appearance bright

Our hearts don't see the light

The flute...

Can you hear the flute?

Lord Dutta is playing a flute

Yeah...

Mother, since when
does Dutta play the flute?

That's Kulkarni Anna... he's
back from the town I suppose!

Oh... its him?

Ok... give me that
vermillion powder...

Mother, why here?

I saw him there!

Oh really? Not here?

Ok show me...
- Aunty, watch your step!

Where exactly?
- Here

Pinky, take the old woman home...

I'll go visit Kulkarni Anna!

Anna keep playing It
sounds very soothing

lts just a hobby

My wife loved listening to it...

Anyway... what news?

Anna... today I saw Lord
Dutta in the ficus tree...

He Himself... live!

Good! These revelations do happen

God is everywhere in nature

You are a good man That's
why He revealed Himself to you

But listen Keshav...

This is a very personal
experience... so keep it to yourself

Others probably will not believe you

That does not make
them wrong... or right

Those who need Him, should
look for Him themselves...

Those who don't... may not

Each one of us has that freedom!

Anna, you always say
the right thing...

I swear! I feel much better now!

Anna, What are they digging
up near that Boravadi fields?

Oh that! That's the archeology
department doing its research

They look for traces of past
civilizations buried deep underground

There was a different set of
people living here at one time...

They look for their remains

What for?

What for! It answers
a lot of questions...

How our ancestors lived,
what crops they cultivated...

It helps understand the
history of civilization...

...and plan the future!

Lts very interesting!

That makes sense

Otherwise why try to wake the dead?

But were there people here...
thousands of years ago? - Yes.

And they are all buried deep under?

Yes! Entire
civilization has been wiped off!

Time and the universe are so vast...

That you and me are
freckles on this huge canvas!

A mere freckle...!

A freckle? What are you saying Anna?

Can't you see this
whole blog in front of you?

Believe me... that's how it is

If you say so... Can this
freckle fade off and go home now?

Later then!

In which region,
which garb, which form...

In which region,
which garb, which form...

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

In which region,
which garb, which form...

In which region,
which garb, which form...

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Is this your loyalty karde?

Why show God to a stranger?

You will take me to
him tomorrow, won't you?

Sure... why not?

Look at yourself first...

...then laugh at others!

You have infinite forms

You have innumerable names

You have infinite forms

You have innumerable names

Yet you remain a mystery

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Should we go pray at the ficus tree?

Incidentally God has
appeared in the village...

Lets see if something
happens with His blessings!

So we'll go tomorrow, right?

You will wake up early?

What do you say?
- Buzz off! Let me sleep

You don't do anything...

...and your mother
is after my life...

For not bearing a child...

How am I supposed to bear
a child if you do nothing?

Is it possible for
a woman by herself?

Damn! Let me get over with this kid!

Alcohol stinks

Do you actually live in heaven?
Or do you reside in some town?

Do you actually live in heaven?
Or do you reside in some town?

Or is it in some temple?

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Who is it? Bhauji? (brother in law)

Bhauji... Can you put him to
sleep with one of your poems?

Go sleep with uncle He
will recite you a poem

Which poem do you want to listen to?

Bhauji what does 'Abhyantari' mean?

'Abhyantari'?

There's no such word!

Lts very much there...

There are many such
strange words in the Dutta sect!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Good and Evil... Whatever appears
around... Whatever happens around...

Good and Evil... Whatever appears
around... Whatever happens around...

Has your stamp over it

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!
- Kesha.

Kesha. - Where should
I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!
- You have fever!

Go sleep inside... You
are burning... Kesha!

Hey, Kesha.

You are liberated...
Your own companion...

Do you really feel at home here?

You are liberated...
Your own companion...

Do you really feel at home here?

You are liberated...
Your own companion...

Do you really feel at home here?

In this market place?

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Where should I look for you Oh God!

Hello... Hello...

No, no... I am in Mangrul...

Going to Bhau's

There's some small job on his doors

I am almost there, can see his Jeep!

What's that? Yes I'll
do it, no worries...

Was out of coverage area!

Just got coverage
near the ficus tree!

Let me speak to my man...

Listen lad... Take 3 rods

And weld a horizontal support...

Then weld a flat
plate as the bottom...

You got it? Ok bye then!

Yes Boss... on the way
reaching in zero minutes!

What's that? You are reaching right?

What's happening?
Worshipping the goddess of the house?

No... No... She was
just wishing me luck...

The election results
are coming out today

I am late already, MLA
is constantly calling me

He's meeting me there!

What's all this? - The model of
our projected rural hospital

Model is it? Good good...

I have to rush, but we can sit
till sarpanch (Village Head) comes

Listen... ask Dinya to call the
sarpanch We are running late...

Ask her to come on time atleast once

Model you said, is it?
This looks good

What's this?

It's a toilet block

Is that so? Good... let it be...

They say Kesha saw Lord Dutta!

Yes... I heard it...

He is innocent, must
have had an illusion!

I spoke with him... Asked
him to keep it to himself...

That's what I said
Are you listening?

She totally believes it

She was talking to Kardi last
night! "Show me Dutta as well!"

What are you standing
there for? Make some tea

So this is the main hospital
building, is it? Looks good!

The MLA mentioned himself...
about the legislative assembly!

I told him... his word is the last
but try for legislative council!

Should not be a problem
either way... - You think so?

That's what I said... and
it's a longer period too...

Where's the tea? Go make
some... Don't just stand there

The phone calls are endless you know

The model is perfect Anna

We'll also develop
greenery in the front there

So the patient should feel
like he is admitted in a garden

We'll meet again in the afternoon...

...or better in the evening...

Can I take off now?

Listen, Anna is still waiting...

Hello... yes,
reaching in zero minutes!

Anna... about this Dutta thing

Explain to people... ask them to
stop behaving like illiterates!

What is this Dutta and all...

It could just lead
to dirty politics!

Anna... Your blessings please

Always remember...

you should fill up the
inside slits first... ok?

Tell the Sarpanch to
come on her own now

Lets leave Ganoba

Just slips into new saris
everyday and runs out of the house

There's either an election here...
or some function there...

Am I supposed to take care
of everything at this age?

How much can I do?

Her husband has
escaped to the city...

...leaving this bitch here!

Am I getting any younger?

One should cook for
the kid, care for him...

She doesn't give a damn!

Just dresses up like a
doll and zooms off in cars!

Am I bloody talking to the wind?

Don't insult me, I am telling you!

Sarpanch...
- I wont take any shit from you!

Bhau has asked you
to come on your own...

And Kanta aunty has asked you
to come for making papadums...

Tell them I can't come...
have a lot of work to do

Lot of work?

Go help them to make some fries

we might get some for the house...

I asked you to not
zoom off in the car...

But frying
papadums is always good...

You think you are too good...
for making papadums?

Go! Tell them she is coming

Greetings for the fearless,
dashing youth leader Appa Galande!

And the renowned poet Himself!

Welcome Mr.
Journalist, have some tea...

What bloody tea man...

Your youth power is all useless...

You guys don't give
any news... nor make it

Make some news guys...

Just fart around all day...

Move your asses... create some news!

Rape someone... Kill, rob atleast...

Bring a kid up from the gutter...
drop someone in a hole...

Anything... anything will do!

Sure, we'll start
murdering for you now!

Your poems have surely
murdered a few already!

Hey, Mahasangram
(Name of a news paper) - Yes?

Dutta Himself has appeared in
the village. Can you print that?

Dutta? No big deal!

I can even make a story about
the resurrection of our poet...

Just rupees 500. Just 500

Front page photo. And
the footnote will say...

The best poet in the world has
dug himself out from down under

Come and
experience the phenomenon...

All this only for Rs 500.

We are giving you the news...
You should pay us!

Never mind then!

Appya... you coming for
the elections result?

Or has your uncle set
you aside as always?

Mahasangram, don't give me shit!

I have worked my ass
off for the elections!

Get the bike...

No way he can set me aside!

Bajya, snacks on my account...
- 127 rupees now.

127, ok...

Fever?

Fever!

Fever?

Fever!

Fever?

Burning fever!

I didn't know.

Pinki came this morning, to
fetch Kardi, that's when I knew!

I just didn't have a clue.

I am telling you Kanta aunty,
Kesha is a very righteous man.

And what he saw... I
totally believe him!

Doesn't matter if no one else does!

Ours is a blessed village! 100%

The fever says it
all... He is burning!

This is no ordinary fever!

Sarpanch is here...
- Give way everyone!

Come...

...look for yourself!

Fever?

Any first aid?

Of course... have been
doing this since morning.

What I suggest... Lets
light holy lamp for him...

Yes aunty, lets do it.

The sarpanch is right here.

Why don't you
arrange for the holy lamp?

Sure...

Bhau is out of the village...

I'll ask him when he returns...

What's there to ask?

I am here... his better half.
I am telling you!

Pinki... Go get the
priest for the lamp.

Yes, go get him!

Control yourself...

Hey Yuvri... Yuvri

Hey Yuvri...

Hey Bhau...

Should I pay?

Bhau... No no... Just wait!

No...? Lts ok, I'll pay.

Should I

What are you doing Bhau,
hey don't take it!

We won the election.

That's great Bhau... Congratulations!

Come over to the village...
- Of course, I'll be right over

Victory to Sir Bhau Galande,
Three Cheers!

Victory to Sir Bhau Galande,
Three Cheers!

Where is she?
- Vahini has gone to Kesha's

What for? Does she go everyday?

I am right here...
- There you are...

I won the election and you are
not at home to welcome me...

Really? For real? They elected you?

Can't you see the
saffron on my forehead?

God all Dutta's blessings...

Been here for 2 days and the
miracles can be seen already!

It's not Dutta! I have
stuffed them all with money!

And is this the first time?

You have always been stuffing...
Yet falling flat on your face!

Stuffed money!

Wait here... don't just barge in...

Pinky fainted...
- What happened?

Pinki fainted... Pinki,
Pinki fainted...

Has Kardi shown Dutta to pinky too?

Mangal, let's go.

Sange just finish the rituals here!

What are you looking at?

Pinki has fainted... Go help there!

Just bloody good for nothing!
Buzz off...

Emdya, lets go...
- Emdya, buzz off!

There! I can see 3 skulls...

Don't call them skulls...

They are...

Yes! They are heads

Right, heads!

Hoods...

Don't be stupid, they are faces...

Don't you know? One faced,
two faced...

Pinki... did you see him?
Can you see me?

Priest, did you bring the
holy lamp? Go bring it now!

Mangal, Pass me a stone...

We'll make a shade for the lamp.

Kesha is burning with fever,
and this one has fainted here...

Wonder what else is going to
happen! Get me another one.

Lord Brahma,
that's Lord Mahesh here,

and right flush against
him is Lord Vishnu... See?

Can you see the king
cobra on Vishnu's head?

Yes, I see it!

Do you also see the dent down there?

That's Trishul,
(Lord Shiva's weapon)

No man... That's Sudarshan Wheel...
(Lord Krishna's weapon)

What's there below that?

That? That's just a
part of the tree man!

That's the cow!

Can you see?
- Show...

There she is... see her?

Yes you are right... That is a cow!

How is it so perfect? Damn!

Lts almost like the idol isn't it?

Not that perfect... but close!

Rupees 500 isn't so much Appya...

Bhau's sure to loose his balls...

Lets not publish our photo...

We'll put Dutta's photo.

No no... lets put up our photo...

that's how they'll
know you as the leader!

No no no Appa sir...

Money, Women and power...
all are very dangerous...

They never let go!

I have to teach as a teacher.

No matter who the student is!

Talk to me Audience!

Nothing... just wanted
to have a discussion...

I told you about Mahasangram, right?

The boys want to do it...

Ok!

Message him...

Tell him, its done!

You know what Anna said...

He asked me not to
mention it to anyone...

I said I wont...

But I had already opened my mouth...

But how should I know
Anna was going to say that?

What he says is... Some
people don't believe in God...

Let them not believe!

You and me... We know the truth!

Keshya...
- Hey move off...

Why do you get physical every time?

What are you doing here?

Just came to tell you that
your name is in the papers...

What?

Keshav Ramghol of
Mangrul village was blessed...

...with an appearance
of Lord Dutta Himself...

Pinki... you are right...
My name is really here!

Also a photo...

I am sure its Lord
Dutta's blessings...

I am sitting here and
my name's everywhere!

Go to hell! I wont marry you!

I am telling my father right now!

Hey you smartass! Wait...

Why do you get physical in
front of everyone all the time?

They are all watching...

Why would the cattle care?

My boy.

Not the cattle you idiot...

Oh, when he was grown he amazed us all.

Those three, Lord Brahma,
Vishnu and Mahesh...

So what?

It was though he walked unhindered,

Tell them they will be
witnesses to our wedding!

Always the smartass!

straight up to the stony gates of Heaven.

Plucked all the torches that light the way up there

Hello Sir...
- Get inside

I have a bolero, will follow you.

night and day, the fires of Fate,

Sit in the front!
- Ok!

Hey, you follow us... I
am coming with the boss!

and swung them laughingly to the earth.

"I have come to cast fire on you",

he would tell those who came to hear.

Just ram it up their bloody...

"It's in our power to grasp the fire of Fate

So Bhau...

"in our own hands."

Hows it going?

That's what he said.

All good sir...
- How good?

Very good...

And then his laughter. It was so...

So how are the
afternoon game sessions going?

I am hardly at home sir...

What the hell is
happening in your village?

He was so...

What's this new stunt?

Lord Dutta has come to the village?

And how did you manage to
find God out of nowhere?

Agua.

What about Kulkarni Anna's project?

Rural hospital? Lts
fizzled out, has it?

Have you taken up a new project

But I don't see your
name in the papers!

Not a big deal sir. I
told them to avoid it...

I am always in the papers,
you know...

Bhau, our party
projects a different image

What did madam say?
- What?

We have to increase our
strength by politics of development.

Why do you want to get
God involved in this?

I'll tell the boys surely...

The boys did well
during the elections...

That nephew of yours...

What's his name?
- Appa... He's still a kid...

He is good Keep the boys busy!

You must always keep them busy

Or else, they come
with things like these...

I'll fix them in zero minutes!

Make sure. - And get off now,
I have to go to Mumbai

Get off! Comming all the
way to Mumbai, are you?

Bhau...

Was with MLA...

Wanted me to go to Mumbai with him!

What for? Sightseeing?

I told him I am very
busy here! You carry on!

Just tell the toll guy there...

Mahasangram, I have to say this.

Right from here! As
a friend of course...

That was a great job... you
did it... heartiest thanks!

Ahh! It was nothing...
just my job!

Lts bigger than a bomb blast!

The MLA has surely heard of it!

Wounder what he'll say?

What's there to say?

He'll be happy, that's what!

This is the way it works Appa!

What politicians
want are new issues!

They don't have
enough issues you know!

We have to give
them what they want...

...then they back us up!

We should give them
something that involves everyone...

Women, children, the youth!

It should get everyone together!

What do you say Oracle?
- No no no... We have to... We must!

And only our Appa sir can do it!

Mahasangram, Am I wrong? Tell me...

Of course not!

Appa, honestly...
you are a born leader!

Not saying it just
because you are here...

You are a way
better leader than Bhau!

No no no...

That one statement is priceless...
priceless!

But when an uncle keeps on talking
his nephew's ass, what can he do?

I am not drunk, surely not!

But this state has a
history of bad brotherhood!

Right from Raghoba
Peshwe to right now!

Narayanrao Peshwe was
murdered here! By his own uncle!

Easy oracle, easy!

I have an idea...
See if you like it!

Just thought of it infact...

Dutta himself has
manifested in our village!

Did we bring him? He chose us!

Lets build a huge
temple in our village...

Lets make a statement...

Let the Boss know... Who's the
hero and who is the sidekick!

No no no... They have to know!

Do you sleep all right?

Sure!

Did you see him again?

Who?
- Lord Dutta

No... Just that one time...

Rural women have to be educated

Women effectively
make our civilization!

Both my daughters are in a
convent boarding school!

Do you need to tell me?

Oh, the boys are here! Come, sit

What the hell is this?

Who told you to print that bullshit?

You acting too smart now are you?

Youth leader...
Constructing a temple!

Calm down Bhau! See...

I knew the man.

there is a very thin line
between devotion and superstition

I myself was there when he said some of the things that are now being held against him.

People make a mountain out of a mole

Who saw what exactly?
Does anyone know?

That he'd tear down the cathedral and build it anew in three days.

Let's ask right now...
Kesha... come here!

None of us had any problems with that.

Sit! - Have you gotten
stuck to the sweets?

We understood that he was speaking about reform.

Lets talk about the
voluntary work for the dam first...

What voluntary work?

Why trouble the land?

Dutta is not worth
talking about, is he?

As human beings, are
our feelings worthless?

Come, come sarpanch!

Come, Sit

Come.

Sarpanch, what do you think?

About this appearance of Dutta?

Yes, no...

I have heard a few things...

But we can't be too
sure about this...

Of course whatever you and
Anna think will be right...

As a village head, why
don't you speak your heart?

Shouldn't things change here?

Dinya, I'll kick your bloody ass!

Don't talk shit just
because I am silent!

Bhau, calm down please!

Emdya, lets go...

Bhau... Friends... Wait!

Anna, we have to take
care of this right away!

Hello Sarpanch... all well?

How are you little one?

Republic day is right
around the corner...

this year you must hoist the flag...

Yes, but...
- Its in the rulebook...

The sarpanch must
hoist the flag... period!

But I have to ask Bhau...
- Bhau himself told me!

I wouldn't have come otherwise

There you go... Another mess!

Emdya, hand over the saree,

So aunty... how's the arthritis?

Long story dear!

My son escaped to the city...

I have to shout my throat
out even for a glass of water!

It happens!

I'll get you some strong
linseed oil for your knees...

Your knees will be string again...

So that you can get
up yourself for water!

You'll be independent again!

Just walk to the water and drink

My dear! You are not even related...

...but you
understand me God bless you!

What's this? Money?
No I wont take it...

Keep it aunty One
should help old people...

who do we earn for?

You understand everything my dear!

I am just offering
help as a human being!

Your blessings please!

And yes, Sarpanch would have to
leave early on the republic day...

You'll have to adjust a bit...
Just sleep late...

I always sleep late.

No no, I cant do it!
- Why are you scared?

Act as if nothing happened!

Once Bhau goes in just
bolt it from outside

As a wife, can't you
do this small favor...

No, I wont be able to...

Damn! Politics is the shittiest
game! Wonder what all we've to do...

This is just the beginning...

Hey kid, Push harder!

Have you warmed the water? Have you?

Lets move... Anyone
in the toilet? Anyone?

Lts Vacant, just go!

I told you to set an alarm didn't I?

Just look at that.

Getting late... just go!

They're violating and humiliating our bodies and souls.

Violating and humiliating Charity and Virtue.

Our land will be reduced to beggary.

If only time could be stayed. If it were only brought to a stop.

Then we could wrestle the senseless moment to the ground,

clearly speak its name to its face and break its power.

You think you can express this?

Yes.

How?

Why isn't Bhau here yet?

Sarpanch... Just sit
with the chief guest...

Bhau will be here any moment.

Anyone out there?
Back here in the loo!

Keep the flags properly...

Where are the flowers?

Appa, what about Bhau?

Sarpanch just shut up!

All you have to do, is to talk
about the village council...

And pull the chord, that's all...

You want your husband
back here, don't you?

Is the photographer here?

Bhau, how did you manage to
lock yourself from outside?

You bloody...! It
must have been you!

Me? Why would I? I
just came for Kardi...

Help someone and he kicks your butt!

Where is she?

I have been shouting,
banging! Where the hell is she?

Whats wrong?

Who the hell
locked me in the toilet?

Cant you hear me?

I was ironing your shirt...

Could have I heard you in that room?

The room is almost soundproof...

Sange, bring some tea

Let me have that...
- How about the bath? - Later...

Flag hoisting without a bath...

that's why this country is
going down the drains...

Kesha...

How much I missed you

come, lets have tea...
- Sure...

Hold it properly...
- Appa, Bhau?

Ok, Pull pull... its time!
- Appa, Bhau's here!

Now if you look here,

Simon is taken away from Esther to help carry the cross.

And they all look at Simon. Not at the Saviour.

Be it the birth of Jesus,

Respected...

the fall of Icarus

or the death of Saul casting himself on his sword.

Flag...

All these world-changing events

went unnoticed by the crowd.

With respect to the Indian flag...

Bhau, chief guest Mr.
Audience and...

So just like this spider, I built my web,

Village gathering,
village gathering!

hoping to catch the viewer's eye.

There's the village gathering...

Everyone should gather for
the general village meet...

13th, 4 PM. JAI HIND,
JAI MAHARASHTRA

Now the stage is set.

They are all saying...
Bhau has a big heart...

Mark my words...

This will help your politics!
- You shut up!

Women understand
nothing about politics!

Yes sir...

Bhau, at least smile
when the camera's on you!

One should enjoy politics as well...

This looks good...
the photos are perfect!

You showed real maturity...

...by getting the flag
hoisted by the sarpanch.

These small things send the
right message to the public...

Yes

You are experienced! I don't
need to tell you all this...

You will reach great
heights in politics... Good move!

Very good move...

Yes sir!

Good that you sent me
these pictures with Appa...

ok, hang up now!

So Appa? What next?

We'll start work right away!

Bloody Dinya!

Went straight to meet the boss?

He's still a kid!
Like my son! Bear it now

I told you, women
understand nothing about politics!

There you are... back to
square one... Get up now!

Right at the
beginning of this meeting...

We would like to
felicitate our favorite...

The one who found Him...

...the one and only,
Kesha! I request him...

...to come up on stage!

Respected Anna... Bhau...

Today we are meeting here
with Bhau's blessings...

The reason for this meeting
is to decide... as to what?

As a sincere villager
We all feel that there

...should be a temple here.

So we are here to decide that...

...a temple should be built here!

Firstly, we should
build a temple here...

I mean we will anyways!

We have taken this decision...
or lets say we will!

We should have a
committee for the temple...

And the committee should be entrusted
with the funds for the temple!

We can then try and make our village
into a popular devotional spot!

In this regard, Bhau
should guide us more...

I request him to guide us further,

God bless Hind, Maharashtra!

Bring it up...

Imagine you picked up a
kid on your shoulder...

...and he pees in your ear!

That's exactly how
I feel right now...

These young brats could not
even wash their own asses...

I have been playing the game
of politics since that time!

Now they want to build a temple?

Is there a hospital around
here for a pregnant woman to go?

There are water problems...

I mean... they show live episodes...

And we always miss them...
Coz there is no electricity!

We have to watch repeats!

I have been trying
to change things...

Under the bosses guidance,
and with Anna's help.

I am looking at the bigger picture!

Some idiots get up one
day and start shouting...

Dutta is here, Dutta is here!
He is most welcome!

Just go, worship him!

Anna is right...
Belief is very personal...

It has to be respected.

Should we leave aside
important things and build a temple?

You think it's a child's play?

I will not at all tolerate if
someone demeans God and religion!

I'll kick everyone's ass...

I am serious Anna...
I'll beat everyone up!

I believe in
politics of development!

Hello sir...
- Come in private

As you can see the debate
about our temple is heating up...

The poet says, Why
ask me, how do I know?

We'll take the path
which our almighty shows...

Bhau, the one who is close
to God, succeeds in politics

Keep the phone!

The eagle of belief
takes a divine leap...

The eagle of belief
takes a divine leap...

One flutter of Wings and
there's a clean sweep!

You see, politics of development
also needs divine intervention!

Society cannot develop on its own.

I was not against the temple
or your devotion to God...

I am not and will never be...

All I am saying is
that we should do it...

...all with a sense
of responsibility.

Mohenjo-daro, Harappa...

Our ancient civilizations
are right here in our backyard!

So I hearby declare that
under the guidance of the boss...

...we will build a temple here.

We will form a committee
under my leadership...

I humbly take responsibility
for this very important task!

Jai Hind Jai Maharashtra!

Three cheers for sir Bhau Galande...

Three cheers for sir Bhau Galande...

Three Cheers for sir Appa Galande...

How can I just stand here?

What can I do? I can't think clearly.

No, I don't understand.

He was born for a reason.

Come on now... are
you playing games?

I knew that from the day he stirred in me.

Whatever you decide is
going to happen anyway!

And when he grew up

If there is God, there
has to be a temple, right?

he brought a light into the world.

But I know Anna wont
get mad for no reason!

And this light threatened the sly and dark convenience

of our rotten usage and custom.

I am telling all three of you!
Do not blame all this on me alone!

He was a threat to every dangerous fool

whose concern is with neither God nor Man

but with his own miserable certainties and power.

And now it's dark.

Custom and usage have won the night.

And I no longer understand.

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Madam... offerings from
Mangrul's Dutta... just Rs 10!

Don't refuse! A very dangerous
turn right around the corner...

Just 10 Rs and you are safe!

1000... atleast 1000
messages per head...

And don't try to be extra smart!

Mangrul's Dutta is
fulfilling wishes of His devotees...

Send this message to 10 people
else you will incur His wrath

Here, I have sent 5...

Emdya, give me a new sim card!

Here's your new idea...

Shop no 13... area 12 x 12
incense sticks shop, Rent 15K

The auction begins... Rs 15,000/-

17,000/-

30,000/-

35,000/-

40,000

For every life, there is death!

Our old folks pass on
to heaven, don't they?

In their fond memory
donate something for the temple

We'll fix a tile
with their name on it...

For example, Mr. Jadhav
a donation Rs 5,000/-

Ok brats... enough with the poems...

Lets do some real work!

Pass it on... Pass it on!

Tell your parents...

The teacher has asked to
bring Rs 1000 as donation!

You are sure to fail otherwise!

Non-payment can incur God's wrath!

Everyone must get at least 1000 Rs!

How many zeros after 1?

Three... - Very good
Continue with the poems...

So how's the youth power holding up?

Don't just fart around!

Mahasangram... Our
messaging idea is a hit!

Everyone's on it!

Good... I have received 5...

Don't just message
amongst ourselves!

But Mahasangram, something
big still needs to happen...

Don't you worry!

I am leaking stories
one after the other

Audience says we should
have a celebrity dance show!

That's sure to pull
in crowds and funds!

What an idea! Who says that
village youth is brainless?

Appya... 50 Donation books are
sold... threatened to fail them all!

Great Job!

Listen guys...

We now need God's miracle stories...

Anything!
- Like a dead tree bears mangoes...

Ajasmine tree is
growing roses, or...

Some woman is pregnant...
Suddenly... Just like that!

I have just the story!

What story?

We are... I mean... My wife is...

She is pregnant!

Suddenly?

That's how God works...
this is a miracle!

You think positively,
everything will think positively!

Audience... call her...
ask her to come!

Yes madam! Yes its me...

WELCOME! WELCOME!

"These days shine just
like the TV screens!"

"They feel soft and
supple like a beauty's skin"

"Days like rainbows... Colourful,
sensuous!"

"Make the best of
these tangy, crisp times!"

"Welcome!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"Plastic ball... And a plastic bat!"

"Auction the players,
lets play night cricket!"

"Plastic ball... And a plastic bat!"

"Show me the money,
lets play night cricket!"

"My youth has blossomed
It sure has many takers"

"Get on the front foot,
get one back!"

"Take me hard... And at times soft!"

"Welcome!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"Get a high in the day...
Intoxicated by night!"

"X class fragrance,
yet her image is pure!"

"Party all night long..."

"Party all night long..."

"Lets create a ruckus!"

"The wild bonsai has
blossomed in the crux!"

"Why are you ashamed?"

"When the world is shameless!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"The day transforms into night...
Night graduates to day..."

"Night graduates to day..."

"By destiny... Call it good
or bad, this storm has risen!"

"The red poisonous bite is
the beginning of a new dawn!"

"The lust of the
body is satisfied..."

"And the seed of
illusion breathes in the womb!"

Anna, the TEMPLE is ready!

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome, Honey welcome!"

"Welcome to our village!"

"You sleep, your Dutta
is always on the guard..."

"You sleep, your Dutta
is always on the guard..."

"Will let you rest
without a single worry!"

"Your total devotion to Him..."

"Your snoring itself
is Dutta chanting!"

"The master of the
universe is always awake!"

"You sleep, your Dutta
is always on the guard..."

"You sleep, your Dutta
is always on the guard..."

"Chant His name in your bliss..."

"let Him know your belief!"

"He is Kalki... the
last incarnation...

...of Lord Vishnu in
this age of Doom!"

"You sleep without a fear...
Your Kalki is awake for you..."

"You sleep, your Dutta
is always on the guard..."

We'll put a silver
fall ceiling here...

and make some spots there...
as a design!

A huge chandelier will
be hanging from here...

Budget of 2 crores... How much?
- 2 crores!

Then we built this small
hut for the holy man...

He came from the Himalayas!
Turned up here one fine day...

Direct... he just knew...
and here he is!

He was walking for 15 weeks,
or 15 months continuously!

Ghosts, demons of the mind...
anything one swipe, and its all gone!

He has the power!

How much can Dutta
do just by Himself!

Ok go ahead... Baba
these are our chief guests;

whisper to them your magical verse!

The population is exploding sir!

Too much load on our dutta!
He has to rest

You want living proof of his power?

We invited a small celebrity
last year for a cultural program...

She came, she danced...
and something happened!

She returned to bollywood...
And is the biggest celebrity now!

Many bollywood stars
came here after that...

One song and dance here...
Overnight superstars there...

endless examples!

This is the donation office

Be here at 8 sharp

God is busy, He wont wait for you!

Hand over the money!

Karde... Look at you!

No more walking about
looking for food, isn't it?

Just stand here and moo!

The devotees will bring you
all the food in the world!

Kardi has to be honored... isn't it?

Everyone has to be...
You too Mr Keshav

Come off it Appya!

Seriously! As a deputy
chairman its my duty!

Karde... look at him...

does he look like a deputy chairman?

Lets go...

JAMBUWANTRAO & SONS - I am
here in the shop... where are you?

No, I simply don't have the time!

He doesn't keep well these days...

I cant leave the
counter for even a minute!

Just keep him there
for a few more days

Hire a nurse or something...

Haven't you fried any snacks?

Father in law...

Stay there for a few
more days... I have told her

Get all your medical tests done

What do you want?

'Taal' is done! Do you
like 'sheela's oomph'?

Sure do!

Here's 'Mother Kardi's story'...

and 'Through the door of belief'!

You have '3 idiots'?

I can't find it...
You are buying this?

Brother-in-law, where
are '3 idiots' songs?

It's there...
- Where?

They haven't done it yet?
- Doesn't look like...

Just a minute ok...

Stop... Stop...

Nivrutti Dada... '3
idiots' songs please...

3 customers have asked for it...

That's what I am trying...
Cant find the right note...

Find it somehow...

Dada, get the Disco tune!

Fold your hands, close your eyes,

forehead to the floor
and say... Gurudev Dutta!

Fold your hands, close your eyes,

forehead to the floor
and say... Gurudev Dutta!

Fold your hands, close your eyes,

forehead to the floor
and say... Gurudev Dutta!

Fold your hands, close your eyes,

forehead to the floor
and say... Gurudev Dutta!

Yes... The tenders are out

Ask Baburao to drop it here...

definitely... We'll
see about that later...

Hey, get some water!

Daddy! Come have breakfast...
girls are waiting!

My little girl, what you eating?

What are you eating?

Is that so?

Mac aloo tikki

And what is that?

Bhau, you don't even know that?

You have your burger
Some finger chips?

Ok Bhau... have your
burger and off to work!

Bhau, we are also coming with you!
- Hey come fast fast...

At least finish it girls!

What is that?

They are toys, toys!

Bhau Oracle's hotel proposal...
If you can just...

Is it? Oracle... A hotel?
How about the school?

Gave them a replacement!

You read it properly?

How's our little Dutta guru?

The brat has started
talking already! - Very good!

What's up Poetya... What's new?

Not bad... They seem
to be stuck on 'Dabang'!

Bhau, holy words don't
go well with that tune!

Come on Poetya... Do I
have to do this too?

'Dutta I am singing your praises...

Have your favorite flower...
Just for you!

Bhau... Genius!

What say Appya?

It's a hit devotional song!

Is Sarpanch in?

That's all right.

- Hello, Miss Charlotte.
- [Charlotte] Rachel.

We were expecting you next week.

I decided to come early
and surprise Mama.

- Oh.
- [door slamming]

I'm entertaining.

Why don't you go around back.
Wait in the kitchen.

Go on now.

I am sorry.

- [conversation stops]
- Rachel, what are you doing?

I'm just doing as I was told,
Miss Charlotte.

Going to the kitchen.

But I'm going to see my mama first.

- [shocked murmuring]
- Hello, Mama.

Go on to the kitchen, baby.
I'll be there directly.

You may put up with this kind
of nonsense, but I do not.

Get out of this house, Rachel.

You heard her. Go on, girl.

Miss Charlotte, let me take her to
the kitchen. Come on, baby. Let's go.

Charlotte.

Both of you.

Leave. Now.

Come on, Mama.

Come on now.

Constantine didn't do anything wrong.

And you love Rachel. I know you do.

She was our president.
What was I supposed to do?

She did you the biggest favor of
your life. She taught me everything.

Well, you idolized her too much.
You always have.

I needed someone to look up to.

Well, I...

I went to her house the next day,
but she had already gone.